EPISODE 6 AND EVEN MORE HOSTS!
Patchclaw: Hey everyone and welcome to—(Redfang slaps him and pushes him behind a curtain)
Redfang: Hi everyone and welcome to the Warriors Truth or Dare Show! We are going to introduce two more hosts!
A note from Mothstar: It is extremely likely that I may just use the cat's name or personality. Please don't get mad at me! At least your cat is actually on the show! Oh and sorry about slapping your kitty Patchkit.
Redfang: First is…Patchclaw submitted by Patchkit!
(applause. A black-and-white patched tom pads out from behind the curtain)
Patchclaw: Hi, I'm Patchclaw. I think Shinyheart is hot.
Redfang: Patchclaw! Anyway, our second host was submitted by Smokeclaw of ShadowClan and is named Smokesplash!
(a blue-and-dark gray tom pushes his way out of the curtain)
Smokesplash: Hi! I'm glad I am a host here and I hope I'll make good friends with the other hosts! (stares at Silverstreak)
Redfang: Why are our new hosts so crazy about she-cats?
Mothstar: (suddenly appears) It's for my incredibly secret plan that will take place in Episode 8! Mwahahaha!
Patchclaw: She's hot too.
Mothstar: (slaps Patchclaw) One of my rules: Do not tell me I am hot.
Rockypaw: K you're not hot. (Mothstar glares at him) Sorry.
Patchclaw: (wails) Why is everyone being so mean to me? (goes to 'over there' to cry)
Mothstar: Oh and don't try to tell me what my secret plan is cuz I already know it! (poofs away)
(a dark gray kit with striking light green eyes who was hiding behind Patchclaw is suddenly revealed)
Silverstreak: Aww! Patchclaw, is this your kit?
Patchclaw: (comes back over) Leafkit! What are you doing here? I told you to stay with ThunderClan and pretend to be Stormfur's secret sister!
Smokesplash: Man, Patchclaw, you are way behind in the books.
Leafkit: I wanted to come with you, daddy. (shyly looks around) Can I stay with you?
Shinyheart: Is she yours? (looks envious)
Patchclaw: She is my only daughter. Her mother is dead.
Rockypaw: (sniffs Leafkit) Lugga? Snoogs?
Leafkit: (whimpers and hides behind her father)
Silverstreak: Rockypaw, you're scaring her!
Redfang: Can we stop all this family stuff and get to the dares?
Rockypaw: Shadus Krifetalon of Iceclan submitted two dares. First we will… (poofs up Tigerstar)
Tigerstar: Why do you guys keep torturing me? What do you want this time?
Willowheart: The chili's ready! (comes in with pot of steaming chili. She is wearing an apron that says "I Hate Red Fangs".)
Redfang: (offended) Willowheart… (goes across the room to sulk in 'over there')
Willowheart: (ignores him) Tigerstar, Shadus Krifetalon of Iceclan dares you to eat chili! I made my homemade superspicy chili juuuust for you! (puts down pot) Eat up!
Shinyheart: (mutters to Willowheart) Don't tell me you put bombs in it.
Tigerstar: (starts gulping down the chili. After three bites he freezes. Smoke comes out of his ears.) AAAAAAAH! S-SPIIIIICYYY! (starts running in circles) HOTHOTHOTHOT HOT! (blows up)
Shinyheart: (murmurs to Willowheart) I think you put bombs in it.
Tigerstar: (falls from ceiling) Can I go now?
Smokesplash: Sorry, you have to eat all the chili first.
Tigerstar: (gulps) Oh boy. (starts eating very fast, then suddenly stops) AAAAAH! HOT HOT VERY VERY HOT AND SPIIIICY! (explodes)
Patchclaw: Well, he's halfway done.
Tigerstar: (falls from ceiling again and resumes gulping down the chili) FIRE! FIRE IN MY BELLY! (starts melting) I'M MELLLTING! (melts into puddle of lava)
Rockypaw: Almost done.
Tigerstar: (falls from ceiling once more and licks the bottom of the pot.) OWZIES! MAH TUNG'S ON FIAH! AAAAH! (runs in circles with tongue hanging out of mouth) AAAAAAH! (implodes)
Redfang: (returns from his sulk time) Okay, Tigerstar, you can go now!
Tigerstar: (hasn't even hit ground from his fall out of the ceiling) YAAAY! (poofs away)
Patchclaw: Now we'll wait. We will check on him at the end of the episode. In the meantime we'll carry out a dare submitted by Shimmertail. Squirrelflight must tell Firestar that her new boyfriend is Scourge! (poofs up Squirrrelflight and Firestar)
Sorry that I keep interrupting the episode. I just wanted to tell Shimmertail that this dare may not have turned out the way you thought it would. I made it a bit less direct than, "Hey dad I am probably going to marry Scourge someday!" I know that isn't what you meant but I think you get my point. Oh, and FYI they don't know that people are watching their conversation.
Firestar: Hello, Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Hi Dad.
Firestar: Is something wrong? Did Brambleclaw threaten to be his own mate again?
Squirrelflight: Um, no. (shifts position)
Firestar: (gasps) Squirrelflight! You-you're expecting!
Squirrelflight: Expecting what? (dryly) A meal? A dry nest?
Firestar: KITS!
Squirrelflight: Yes, I am.
Firestar: I'm glad that you love Brambleclaw again! (mutters) It's better than him loving himself. (normal voice) Did you tell—
Squirrelflight: Oh, they aren't his.
Firestar: Then who's the father?
Scourge: (suddenly appears) Hi Squirrely-hon!
Squirrelflight: Oh, Scourge-y! (kisses)
Firestar: Squirrelflight? What is…?
Scourge: (looks at Firestar contemptuously) Oh, Squirrely-poo, is this your daddy? I know him.
Squirrelflight: (dismissively) Oh, you do? Well I have something to tell you so don't start any family reunions. (whispers into Scourge's ear)
Scourge: (starts jumping up and down) I'm gonna be a father! I'm gonna be a father!
Firestar: (angry now) Squirrelflight…
Squirrelflight: Bye papa! (poofs away with Squirrelflight)
Firestar: (screams) AAAAAAAAH! (head explodes)
Patchclaw: Our last dare, also submitted by Shadus Krifetalon of Iceclan, also involves Firestar.
Willowheart: I got the coffee!
Firestar: (falls from ceiling) I just can't believe… (sniffs) I smell something. (notices cup in Willowheart's paws) What's that?
Willowheart: Coffee. Shadus Krifetalon dares you to drink it.
Firestar: Okay! It smells great! (He's…er…not young so he thinks coffee smells good) (grabs cup and gulps it all down)
Willowheart: Well?
Firestar: (is vibrating so violently that he drops the cup and it breaks) C-c-c-c…CAFFIENE! (starts bouncing off the walls) ZINGZINGZINGZING YAAAAH! (launches himself at the staring hosts)
(While the hosts are preoccupied dodging Firestar Leafkit investigates the broken coffee cup. A few drops of coffee are left and she licks them up, then starts vibrating.)
Smokesplash: (ducks just in time) Whoa! (suddenly notices that there is another blur bouncing off the walls) What…?
Leafkit: I AM AIRPLANE!
Firestar: I AM AIRPLANE!
Leafkit & Firestar: WE AM AIRPLANES!
Patchclaw: Leafkit…?
Firestar: (starts singing) Teletubbies…
Leafkit: (joins in) Teletubbies…
Firestar: (stops singing) They
Leafkit: (stops singing) totally
Firestar & Leafkit: ROCK!
Rockypaw: Yay Teletubbies!
Firestar: Luigi, hand me that Super Mushroom!
Leafkit: Okay, Mario! We will definitely rescue Princess Peach, but maybe she'll kiss me this time! (no Leafkit is not gay she just is…er…coffee-nated and she thinks she is Luigi) (tosses random mushroom at Firestar)
Firestar: Mmm. (eats)
Leafkit: I HAVE CHORTLES!
Firestar: I HAVE FURY!
Smokesplash: It is Leafkit! She's been caffeinated!
Leafkit: (puts paws on ears) I HAVE ANGST! DO NOT USE BIG WORDS ON FAWFUL! THEY EXPLODE MY HEAD LIKE A VERY OVERCOOKED BURGER THAT IS EXPLODING INSIDE!
Redfang: Who's "Fawful"?
Bowser: (suddenly appears) I HATE Fawful! ROAR!
Silverstreak: Man, this episode is so much weirder than usual, right Shinyheart? (Shinyheart is staring straight ahead beside Silverstreak) What is wrong with you?
Redfang: (dodges Firestar) She has KKD! She freezes up every time she sees something shocking!
Willowheart: Then why aren't you frozen?
Redfang: We can ask Cinderpelt next episode! Right now we need to get rid of the giant turtle and Firestar!
Bowser: (stops flaming the coffee-nated cats and punches Redfang) Who are you calling a turtle? I'm BOWSER, Koopa King!
Silverstreak: (exaggerated respect) Oh, mighty king, we apologize for this terrible mistake and beg your forgiveness. Now please get your royal hiney out of here! (claps and poofs Bowser and Firestar away)
Willowheart: Quick, get a straitjacket on that crazy kit! (poofs up a straitjacket on Leafkit)
Patchclaw: Thanks for watching this episode of Warriors Truth or Dare!
Smokesplash: WE ARE NOT TAKING ANY MORE HOSTS AS OF RIGHT NOW! PLEASE FOCUS ON SUBMITTING KITS AND CO-HOSTS!
Please please give co-hosts! We are going to need kits soon for my fantabulous plan in Episode 8! Fawful is mainly from the DS game Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. He makes a few more appearances in two other Mario games. I don't own him or anything else from Mario or Warriors. Oh and please don't tell me that I forgot to check on Tigerstar because I already know! I'll mention that in the next episode, and I need a dare or truth for Jayfeather really badly!