EPISODE 7 AND SOME MORE KITTIES!

Thank you very much Alwayz Creative 247 for your Jayfeather dare!

(The room is empty and dark. Tigerstar is sitting in a chair tapping his foot impatiently. Redfang and the rest pad in and flip on the lights. Right away Tigerstar stands up and screams at Redfang)

Tigerstar: WHY DID YOU DARE ME TO EAT CHILI?

Jayfeather: (poofs up) Hi Mr. Tigey.

Tigerstar: (nukes Jayfeather)

Jayfeather: Ouch.

Redfang: Shadus Krifetalon dared you to. Why? What was wrong with the chili?

Tigerstar: It…it… (bursts into tears)

Jayfeather: (pats Tigerstar) There, there.

Tigerstar: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU JAY FEATHER!

Jayfeather: Sheesh.

Shinyheart: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! (runs)

A note: I give all credit to brackenfurlover for the above line. It (and the following lines) are from the story "What Happens When Firestar Quits". I love that story. Plus I needed something weird for Shinyheart to do.

Redfang: Okay. Could you two—

Shinyheart: AAAA!

Redfang: —go over—

Shinyheart: THE!

Redfang: —there and—

Shinyheart: TERRIBLE!

Redfang: —be quiet until—

Shinyheart: APOCALYPSE!

Redfang: —we can—

Shinyheart: IS!

Redfang: —attend to you?

Shinyheart: COMING! (runs again)

Tigerstar: Okay. Come on Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: (whines) But you hate me!

Tigerstar: If you come on I won't hate you until we get there.

Jayfeather: (not seeing how stupid that deal is) Okay! (pads happily after Tigerstar)

Shinyheart: AAA THE EVER SO TERRIBLE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! IT WANTS REVENGE ON MEEE! HELP ME! (runs in random circles) AAAAA!

Redfang: (poofs her into a clear soundproof box) Okay NOW we can get started. We have two hosts and a co-host. I know that I said we are not accepting anymore hosts but I changed my mind. These are the last two hosts to be submitted, then you should focus on co-hosts and kits. First is a co-host named Shimmerpaw submitted by Shimmertail! Shinyheart is her trainer!

(applause. A silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes poofs up)

Shimmerpaw: Are any of you idiots?

(everyone falls silent except for Patchclaw and Smokesplash)

Smokesplash: Uh-oh.

Patchclaw: RUUUN! (starts running)

Shimmerpaw: (picks up machine gun and chases them)

Willowheart: Stop! Leave Mike alone! (chases Shimmerpaw)

Redfang: Oh-kay. Next is a host submitted by Squirrelyluv! She is named Honeyleaf!

(applause. A light gold she-cat poofs up)

Honeyleaf: Hiiii I'm Honeyleaf! I like chocolate!

Shimmerpaw: (stops chasing the toms and dashes up beside Honeyleaf) I like chocolate too! (pulls out chocolate bar)

Honeyleaf: Can I have some? PLEASE?

Shimmerpaw: (eats the whole thing)

Honeyleaf: NOOO! (picks up the machine gun and starts chasing Shimmerpaw with it)

(suddenly a black furred-tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes poofs up)

?: Did I miss anything?

Willowheart: Oh, Nightfrost! Redfang forgot about you! (whispers) I didn't!

Redfang: This host was submitted by Shadus Krifetalon. Man, does Shadus like this show! Shadus, feel free to submit a commercial to advertise a story or anything random. Any of you out there who continue to submit things and review may have a good chance of creating a commercial! If not then you can create a commercial anyway and if Mothstar likes it then it may appear!

(suddenly an ear-piercing scream and the sound of shattering glass has everyone covering their ears)

Shinyheart: I'M FREE! I'M FREEEE…THE APOCALYPSE! THE HORRIBLENESS! THE HORROR! AAAAAAAH! (sucks paw)

Cinderpelt: (poofs up) Shinyheart, Redfang, I have discovered that doing something weird will cure KKD. Something weird could be getting hyper on Reese's or even drinking soda before work.

Shinyheart: MOUNTAIN DEW! IT WILL BE THE DOOM OF US ALL! IT WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCAYLPSE! TERROR! BE TERRIFIED! PEPSI! DIET COKE! SPRITE!

Cinderpelt: I stand corrected. (poofs away)

Tigerstar: (comes back over with Jayfeather and starts tinkering with the console)

Redfang: What are you doing?

Jayfeather: I'm gonna look into his memories to see why he's so upset about the chili! (that's why I needed a Jayfeather dare)

Redfang: So we can just see his memory on the screen? Great!

Tigerstar: You're so nice, Jay-jay! You're doing it for free!

Jayfeather: (darkly) No I'm not. You promised me a lifetime supply of sticks, remember?

Tigerstar: Okay, Jayfeather! Hit it!

(everyone crowds around the screen except for the nerve-fried Shinyheart)

*Tigerstar is padding through the Dark Forest*

*toot*

Darkstripe: Ewww who farted?

*toot*

Mapleshade: Somebody has gas today.

*toot*

Hawkfrost: Maybe it's you, Darkstripe.

Darkstripe: No, man! Sniff my butt—it doesn't smell!

Hawkfrost: Okay. (sniffs Darkstripe's butt) Nope! You do not have gas, Darkstripe.

*toot*

Tigerstar: (tries acting all mean) Ewww, who has gas?

Brokenstar: I think it's you, Tigerstar.

Tigerstar: W-what? *toots*

Brokenstar: See?

*toot*

Darkstripe: Hey, Brokenstar's right! The mighty Tigerstar has gas!

*toot*

Thistleclaw: Bwahahahahahahaha that is so darn funny!

*toot toot*

Shredtail: Hehehe Tigerstar's a train!

Tigerstar: Hey…please! I was dared! I was dared!

*really big and loud fart*

Jayfeather: That's it. Poor Tigerstar.

Redfang: We'll leave you alone for a few episodes.

Tigerstar: (poofs away)

Jayfeather: So what dare do I have to do?

Silverstreak: Alwayz Creative 247 dares you to spend the whole episode with Breezepelt. Mothstar has added that Breezepelt is hyped up on jelly beans! (poofs up Breezepelt)

Breezepelt: THE HORRIBLE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!

Shinyheart: I TRIED TO TELL THEM! THEY WON'T LISTEN! RUN FOR YOU LIFE! (Breeze and Shiny start running insanely)

Jayfeather: (sweat drop)

Redfang: Well, we'll just sit here and watch.

Breezepelt: JELLY BEANS! JELLY BEANS!

Shinyheart: NO! SODA! SODA! SOOOO-DAAAA!

Breezepelt: JELLY BEANS!

Shinyheart: SODA!

Breezepelt: JELLY BEANS!

Shinyheart: SO-DAAAAA!

Breezepelt: NO, YOU SHINY HEART! JELLY BEANS!

Shinyheart: ARE YOU SURE, YOU BREEZY PELT?

Breezepelt: YES!

Shinyheart: (cracks knuckles) I CAN CHANGE THAT! (starts beating up Breezepelt)

Patchclaw, Nightfrost, and Smokesplash: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Redfang: (rolls eyes)

Jayfeather: (very quietly) I saw on TV that both jelly beans and soda are bad for you.

Breezepelt and Shinyheart: (turn to Jayfeather)

Jayfeather: (gulps)

Patchclaw: Fight!

(boxing bell rings. Shiny and Breeze start punching Jay)

Nightfrost: K.O.! (Jay faints)

Honeyleaf: Thanks for watching this episode! Make sure you watch out for hyper Shinyhearts and Breezepelts! Please submit kits and co-hosts!

Sorry that this episode was shorter. I really wanted to finish it, and it only took like 20 minutes.