EPISODE 10
Shinyheart: *screams long and loud*
Patchclaw: *hands over ears* Why did you just deafen me? !
Shinyheart: *runs away screaming*
Patchclaw: *rolls eyes* What's going on with her?
Splotchkit: Meow.
Shinekit: YOU CAN TALK!
Ashkit: I believe Shinyheart has had a moment of great distress that has caused her to take unnecessary measures to exert her anger.
Splotchkit: The who what what?
Splashkit: I don't even try to understand…oh look a bomb! *wanders off*
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Splashkit: I shall call him Puffydoodle, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Puffydoodle. C'mere, Puffydoodle! Here, Puffydoodle de do doh do dee de de—OW!
Sparklekit: *gasp* Dory! That's a jellyfish!
Splashkit: Bad Puffy! Bad Puffy!
Sparklekit: Shoo, shoo shoo get away!
Redfang: *walks in with everyone* Who do you think you are—Nemo?
Mothstar: Whatever. We have four other cats for the show! Darkpaw is a security cat apprentice from Neon Templar, Rainpaw is a co-host from AlwayzCreative, Rosepaw is a medicine cat apprentice from sky651, and Whitepaw is a maintenance cat from Silverstorm of RiverClan.
*Applause. A black tabby tom with a silver stripe on his forehead and blue eyes, a light blue she-cat with yellow eyes, a pinky-brown she-cat with green eyes, and a sturdy white tome pad up.*
Palesmoke: Finally! I needed some help!
Silverstreak: *pads out of nursery* Well, here's someone to take my place while—*Willowheart yowls from inside nursery* Willowheart…gives…birth.
Leafpaw: Do I have to help this time, Honeyleaf?
Honeyleaf: No, you don't have to. *pads into nursery with Shimmerpaw*
Mothstar: *kindly* Leafpaw, would you like to switch positions? Maybe being a medicine cat isn't right for you.
Leafpaw: *brightens up* Yes, please!
Mothstar: Okay, from now on you shall be a co-host alongside Rainpaw and Silverstreak! Do all approve?
*Everyone agrees*
Mothstar: Okay, good. First of all, we got NO DARES AT ALL! You wanna know why Shinyheart was freaking out? That's why. Now I have to make up some of my own. *goes to corner that thinks—I mean to corner to think!*
Redfang: Um…hm…Aha! *calls* Shinyheart!
Shinyheart: *comes back* Yes?
Redfang: *whispers into her ear*
Shinyheart: NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
Splashkit: Puffy-doodle Puffy-doodle la de da de da. *walking along with a Bob-omb*
Mothstar: *comes back from living corner* K I got one. I forgot about Myrtlefalls' dare. SHE DARES JAYFEATHER TO TOUCH PUFFYDOODLE AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! ! !
Jayfeather: *poofs up* No. No. No. No. You can't make me. No. You can't. I won't do it. No. NOOOO! *Rockypaw pushes him into Puffydoodle*
Splashkit: *gasps* PUFFYDOODLE! NOOOO! *pulls out pocketknife*
Jayfeather: Whatta you gonna do with a stupid—*pocketknife unfolds into a giant gun-knife-bomb-weapon thing* I'm doomed.
Splashkit: Yaaaaaaaah!
*The next scene is way too violent to show, so we will have a commercial break starting now*
*A stage is empty. Hawkfrost pads on wearing sunglasses and rap music starts to play*
Hawkfrost: *dancing*
Can't touch this
*music*
Can't touch this
*music*
Can't touch this
*music*
Can't touch this!
*music*
My, my, my, my!
Music hits me so hard
Makes me say, Oh my Lord
Thank you
For blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two light feet
Feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the hometown
And I know
It's such
This is the beat
Uh!
U can't touch!
*music*
I told you, homeboy
Can't touch this
*music*
Yeah, that's we livin' and you know!
U can't touch this
*music*
Look at my eyes, man!
Can't touch this!
*music*
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics!
Can't touch this!
Fresh new kicks
And dance
You got it like that so you know u wanna dance
So move
Outta your seat
And getta fly girl and catch this beat while it's rolling
Hold on—
*Suddenly Mothwing walks in*
Mothwing: Uh, Hawkfrost? What are you doing?
Hawkfrost: *yanks off sunglasses and hides them behind his back* Um…nothing! Absolutely nothing!
Mothwing: Are you guys done yet?
*sound of Jayfeather screaming*
Palesmoke: *sound of voice* Not yet!
Mothwing: Wanna keep going?
Hawkfrost: Sure. We have to get changed first. *disappears into little tom's room*
Mothwing: *disappears into little she-cat's room*
Five minutes later
*Mothwing is dressed in one of those Spanish skirts that is excessively colorful and frilly and a fruit hat, and Hawkfrost has on a sombrero and other Spanish wear and has maracas. Latin music starts playing, and the siblings start to dance*
Hawkfrost: *in Spanish accent*
Shake, shake, shake Senora
Shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake Senora
Shake it all the time.
Work, work, work Senora!
Work your body line.
Work, work, work Senora
Work it all the time.
My girl's name is Senora—
Palesmoke: *voice again* Okay, Splashkit has had his revenge!
Mothwing: Bye! *pads off*
Random voice: This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say…
Hawkfrost: *still in Spanish accent* Hey! What am I going to do with theise sombrero of miene?
*End commercial*
Jayfeather: *dazed on floor* Owwww…
Mothwing: *humming "Jump in the Line", which is the name of the song they just sang*
Jayfeather: GO WAY
Mothwing: I don't have to!
Mothstar: QUICK IT'S RANDOM ACT OUT A WARRIOR SCENE TIME
Mothwing: *to Jayfeather* If StarClan told you to let a cat die would you?
Mothstar: K RANDOM ACT OUT A WARRIOR SCENE TIME IS DONE THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY! *poofs Jayfeather and Mothwing away*
Mothstar: OMW I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T GIVE THE NEW CATS ANY LINES! ! ! !
Whitepaw: Hi.
Rosepaw: Hi.
Darkpaw: I want to killee you!
Rainpaw: Don't be such a meanie.
Mothstar: That's better.
Honeyleaf: Okay, Willowheart has given birth!
*everyone—ok just Mothstar and Nightfrost—crowd into nursery. Willowheart is lying there with four kits suckling at her belly and looking quite pleased with herself. The kits were: a cream she-cat, a jet black she-cat, a frosty white-and-blue tom, and a ginger tom.*
Willowheart: *not at all exhausted which is weird* *proudly* The tom is named Frostkit.
Nightfrost: That one? *gestures to blue one* Well I think the other tom should be Foxkit, and the she-kits should be Ivorykit and Ebonykit.
Willowheart: Meh. You got to name more than me. Is the cream one Ebonykit?
Nightfrost: NOO IT'S THE BLACK ONE!
Willowheart: Whatev.
Rosepaw & Whitepaw: Thanks for watching this awesomely funny episode! WE NEED DARES GIVE US SOME! And thanks for watching!
Nightfrost: You said that twice.
The first song sang by Hawkfrost was "U Can't Touch This". The random voice at the end of the commercial was the one that comes on after every one of Larry's silly songs. That is from Veggietales. Hey, I don't watch it that often, but not never either! The episode is way funnier if you search the two songs on Youtube and read it at the same time. For "Jump in the Line", please search "Jump in the Line Just Dance 2". That is where I got the outfits for them! And what Darkpaw said was one of Warbeak's lines in Redwall. Okay, updated thing of list or whatever.
"The boss":
Mothstar: brown she-cat with blue eyes and faint tan stripes in her fur (You don't need me to tell you)
Hosts:
Redfang: light ginger tom with amber eyes (Mothstar)
Willowheart, now temporary queen
No more hosts
Co-hosts:
Silverstreak, now temporary queen
Leafpaw: dark gray she-cat with green eyes, training (Mothstar)
Rainpaw: light blue she-cat with blue eyes, training (AlwayzCreative247)
A tom
Security cats:
Nightfrost: black furred-tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes (Shadus Krifetalon)
Rockypaw: dark brown tom, training (Mothstar)
Stormpaw: deep gray tom with yellow eyes, training (Articmist)
Darkpaw: black tabby tom with a silver stripe on his forehead and blue eyes, training (Neon Templar)
A she-cat
Camera cats:
Smokesplash: blue-and-dark gray tom (Smokeclaw of Shadowclan)
Patchclaw: black-and-white patched tom (Patchkit)
Techypaw: silver tom with yellow eyes and a sheen to his pelt that makes him appear almost metallic (XxPieInYaFacexX)
No more plz
Medicine cats:
Honeyleaf: light gold she-cat with green eyes (Squirrelyluv)
Shimmerpaw: silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes, training (Shimmertail)
Rosepaw: pinky-brown she-cat with green eyes, training (sky651)
No more med. cats
Queens
Shinyheart: very pale gold she-cat with yellow eyes (Mothstar)
Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat, green eyes (Mothstar)
Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, dark gray, and black streaks throughout her coat and blue eyes (Myrtlefalls)
No more queens, maybe one or two after Willow and Silver leave in a few episodes
Maintenance cats:
Palesmoke: pale gray tom with darker gray paws, chest, and tail-tip and green eyes (Mothstar)
Whitepaw: sturdy white tom (Silverstorm of RiverClan)
A she-cat maintenance cat
Kits:
Shinekit: gold she-kit with light ginger patches and yellow eyes, Shinyheart & Patchclaw(Mothstar)
Splotchkit: brown-and-white splotched tom with amber eyes Shinyheart & Patchclaw(Mothstar)
Ashkit: dusty gray tom with yellow eyes Silverstreak & Smokesplash(Myrtlefalls)
Splashkit: light brown striped tom, green eyes Silverstreak & Smokesplash(Myrtlefalls)
Sparklekit: light ginger striped she-cat Silverstreak & Smokesplash(Mothstar)
Ebonykit: jet black she-kit with blue eyes Willowheart & Nightfrost(Mothstar)
Ivorykit: cream she-kit with yellow eyes Willowheart & Nightfrost(Mothstar)
Foxkit: dark ginger tom with a bushy tail with white on the tip, white paws, white chest, and amber eyes Willowheart & Nightfrost(Mothstar)
Frostkit: blue-and-white patched tom with blue eyes Willowheart and Nightfrost(Mothstar)
Please vote on this:
SHOULD I CHANGE PALESMOKE'S NAME TO PALESTORM?