Ello. So I believe it's about time I have an update for this story? I really hope the promised "bang" lives up to your expectations… even though as I write this I have no idea what the hell I'm going to make happen…. UGH. AAAAAAAAGH. Ok. Ready now. ROFL.

(Just fyi, my sister-in-law suggested the character (Naomi) fall down the flight of stairs out of the school, and that would be the "Bang." However, I think as hilarious as that idea was under the circumstances, I am not going to do that to ya… As Emily says in the official Skins book to Naomi, "Fuck honey, that's evil." –Yeeees, I bought the official book, it took forever to find a way to get one in america but fuck yeah. I did it.)

Enough procrastinating on my part… here goes. –Deep breath. (Turns on Paramore- Stop this Song!)

Chapter 16: The B.F.B.

(Naomi's PoV)

Emily had only just stopped crying and fallen asleep about an hour ago, but the steam and heat of the sauna was getting to be too much. I could feel the sweat gathering between our bodies, and it was starting to smell… I gently squeezed her arm to bring her back to consciousness.

"Ems, I don't think it's a good idea to stay in the sauna so long…"

Emily was still in no mood to talk or move, so Naomi carefully picked Emily up into her arms, increasingly bothered at the blue notebook she noticed being tightly clutched in Emily's arms. She wanted nothing more than to rip it away and burn the crucial piece in Emily's "torture", but there had to have been some reason Emily wanted to keep it, so she ignored it for the time being and carried Emily out of the sauna. She softly kissed Emily's head as it leaned against her shoulder. Carefully, Naomi walked out of the room, keeping a good distance between her and any water. She wasn't going to let Emily fall and get hurt just because she occasionally had a klutzy moment. She remembered falling in before, and now noticed that her clothes were still very wet. She put Emily down for a minute and found some towels in the corner of the room on a shelf. She quickly dried herself off as much as she could and then grabbed a few towels to wrap the red-head up in.

Picking up Emily again, Naomi exited the metal door of the pool room and was about to go out the entrance she had come in when a very quiet voice slightly muffled by her shoulder spoke.

"Go right."

The blonde complied and tightened her grip on the girl in her arms when she saw the staircase in front of them. The anger at the school for putting Emily in such a trance was enough for her to fuel the adrenaline in her and climb the steps without dropping Emily. She knew she was strong, but if it wasn't for the adrenaline she wouldn't be able to do this without so much as stopping every couple steps or so.

At the top there was a fork in the hallway. The small voice spoke up again when the blonde stopped to choose which way.

"Left."

Naomi went left and was able to finally recognize where they were. She had gone this way a couple times to get to classes faster during the week. It was an emergency staircase behind the kitchen that also connected to the dorms. The emergency alarm that was supposed to be triggered by opening the door had been tampered with and shut off by students ages ago so they could sneak into the kitchen from the dorms late at night.

The taller one carried Emily up the second flight of stairs and got them to Effy's room without being caught by anyone other than Katie, who had likely been trying to secretly text on her phone on the top of the emergency staircase when she spotted them and tagged along.

"What the fuck happened to her?" Katie's voice was drowning in worry.

Naomi laid Emily in one of the beds and tucked her in and waited a minute to answer until Emily had quickly fallen back to sleep. The blonde shifted the red-heads hair out of her face so that Katie could see the red marks imprinted on her twin's face.

The older sister gasped in shock and balled her fists.

"Emily said she could handle it. She said Harollton never touched her. This is fucking psychotic… The bitch… nobody does that to my baby sister…"

"Nobody does that to my girlfriend." Naomi whispered quietly enough that Katie didn't hear her.

"So what the fuck are we going to do about it?" Katie's anger was unmistakable. By that statement alone I knew Katie would gladly agree to the plan coming together in my head.

"Firstly, you should know the bitch plans on taking Emily to her own house tonight, so we need to hide Emily, get whatever shit we are taking with us packed and ready, I need to talk to Harrolton about transferring so that all the fucked up things we plan on doing before we leave aren't on my record, and… we need to tell the others, and get the fucking plan rolling…"

Naomi told over the basics of the plot she had formed in sauna to Katie who was nodding aggressively.

"No way in hell she's taking my Emzy… you go get your transfer straight, I'll tell the others, pack our shit, and we'll get the final details together… then you'll pack while we set most of it up, alright?"

"That's sounds perfect. But where are we going to hide Ems until… she could use some rest before our grand exit… I don't think she'll be up for an active role…"

"Fuck, you haven't seen angry Emily, that fight we had was nothing, when she's not fighting with someone she loves she lets it all out… I bet you she'll take to getting even very well. She can nap in Panda's cozy chair 'till we are through packing." Katie saw the worry in Naomi's eyes and reassured her. "Don't worry Effy and I will keep a good eye on our Emzy. Just hurry, k?"

Naomi nodded and kissed Emily on the head avoiding her scratches and then rushed out of the room down the steps to the central office. She didn't wait for the secretary to get off the phone; she just started talking over the quiet woman behind the desk.

"I need to see Principal Harrolton. Right away, please."

"Oh—uhm, let me check." The secretary was clearly off put by Naomi's sudden act of control, and quickly put the person on the phone on hold before getting up and knocking on the principal's office with Naomi close behind.

"Uh, excuse me, Principal, you have a student who'd like to see you…"

"One minute." Said the voice behind the door.

Naomi felt a shudder of fear when the secretary knocked on the door, but as soon as she heard the bitch's voice, the confidence and anger overtook any emotion she was feeling. She had to be careful though, she wouldn't want to let the principal think anything was out of the usual regarding Emily causing her to do anything that would later get in their way.

The door was opened a minute later, leaving Naomi face to face with Harollton.

"What brings you here, good news?" the voice was questioning but all seriousness.

"Actually, neutral news, perhaps negative for you, positive if you ask me though." Naomi said with no hint of her anger, just complete confidence in the front she was putting up now.

"Okay. Well, have a seat." Harrolton opened the door wider and held out a hand towards one of the seats inside.

The blonde swiftly took a seat in front of the desk, making sure her posture was nice and tall to avoid emitting any signs of weakness.

The principal sat down behind her desk and folded her hands, and looked to Naomi for an explanation.

"I am transferring to Roundview."

"Girls tell me they want to transfer all the time, and I refuse them, what makes you any different?" Harrolton said coldly, but Naomi wasn't having any of it.

"First off, I'm not telling you I want to transfer, I'm telling you I am transferring. Secondly, I'm on my trial period so even if I had no other reason than just wanting to, I could still leave. Thirdly, I do have a valid reason. Your school has failed to meet it's widely declared standards, you're politics course was canceled and it was the entire purpose of my registration here. In other words, this school is not meeting my expectations, and after further research I have found that Roundview will be a closer match to what I'm looking for. Thank you for the opportunity to learn here, but unfortunately I'm going to have to reject it due to interests of pursuing a worthier educational experience, with all due respect." Naomi's voice was equally as cold, if not more, but she showed nothing but a false respect that the Principal was clearly aware of the hidden sarcasm behind it, but still was left with no choice but to accept it.

Harrolton sighed and leaned more forward onto her clasped hands and smiled evilly to Naomi.

"Consider yourself transferred. I didn't think you'd last here very long. I read the information on your record… drugs were no object apparently to you, I don't think you'll be accepted anywhere else, I was highly generous to accept your mistakes and allow you admission. You're just a fuck-up." Harrolton said it as if she hadn't just sworn to a student, breaking one of the largest rules in the entire school.

Naomi hid the resurfacing anger, and decided it would be best to save it for later use when phase two of the plan was in action. The blonde reached into her pocket and pulled out a sheet of paper and slid it to the principal, whose face was a little bit surprised at what was in front of her.

"Would you mind signing those? I just wanted to make the transfer official as soon as possible. Doug, the co-director of Roundview, already signed it." Naomi was happy Effy had gotten a hold of the forms rather soon; it would have made this meeting and transferring much harder if she didn't have anything to shove in Harollton's face right now.

"Actually, I think I'm too busy right now…" The principal stared down Naomi hard, challenging her to call her lie.

"That's a shame; I thought the school policy was "Our students are always our top priority. We make time. Not waste it." And in all honesty, I'm still a student until you sign that line right there. So… unless you're busy getting your priorities straight… it would be nice if you could just do this one little thing for me." Naomi flashed a fake smile, 'Gotcha bitch.' The principal lost the battle and couldn't hide her own anger anymore, signing the paper hesitantly, practically ripping it with the force of her pen.

"Thank you…." Naomi got out of the chair as soon as she had signed it, grabbed the paper and walked out of the office, her smile of triumph rising as her body turned away from the lady sitting shocked at her desk and exited the office, "bitch."

She raced upstairs as fast as she could, clutching the paper tight, being sure not to drop it. Naomi opened the door to Panda's room and was excited to see that all of Panda's stuff was packed and waiting to be taken on her bed. She quickly packed all of her stuff into the suitcases she had stuffed under her bed before putting Panda's and her own suitcases' by the door for a hasty getaway when she had finished.

She flew into Katie's room accidentally slamming the door open. The two twins almost hit the ceiling they were so freaked out by the intrusion. Emily had hid under the covers, her soft cries heard. Naomi felt a rush of regret at her grand entrance; she had been to caught up in winning the battle in the office that she hadn't been considerate of Emily. She quickly pulled the covers gently away from Emily and hugged her.

"It's okay Emily, it's me. We are going to get you out of here."

"I know. I just…I thought it was her coming to take me away when you slammed the door open." Emily's shaky voice whispered.

Katie zipped up the bag she had been packing and sat beside Emily.

"Are you sure you want to have a big part in this Emily?" Katie's was being the protective sister she felt Emily needed right now.

But the red-head nodded and went back to lying down.

"All done packing Naomi?"

"Yeah, what about Effy?"

"She's finished, everyone's gathered for the briefing in one of the other dorm rooms."

"Great, let's go. C'mon Emily."

The red-head got up and followed her sister and the blonde down the hallway into one of the rooms on the other side of the central circle lounge.

The room was much larger than any of the other one's Naomi had been in. There was six beds all pushed to the sides of the walls to accommodate the large crowd of girls that had gathered for the meeting. Naomi was greatly pleased to see that at least thirty girls had agreed to help in the time she was in her meeting downstairs.

The twins took a seat on one of the beds besides Effy and Panda, while Naomi walked to the back of the room, the girls on the floor making a path for her to get through. Al l the chattering voices came to a hush when Naomi cleared her throat.

"Thanks everyone for coming… I've recently been informed this is a school that not only I have learned to hate, but by your attendance to this meeting, I'm assuming each one of us hate it. I know you guys aren't going to be leaving after this grand "fuck you" to the school, but I think it'll make the situation a little less hopeless, besides for giving you something fun to do this afternoon." Naomi had a devilish grin spreading across her face, and she was eagerly responded by all the other faces looking up at her with the same mischief in their eyes.

"Without further adieu, I bring you Operation Big Fucking Bang, B.F.B. Each of you will be assigned jobs in pairs to get this done as efficiently and hastily as possible… everything needs to be done by eleven PM tonight. So, is anyone here good with mechanics?"

A small girl with black hair raised her arm, and the some of the girls around her were pointing towards her.

"Sorry, what's your name?" Naomi hadn't really had time to meet everyone in the short time she had been at the school.

"Wendy."

"Nice to meet ya Wendy, now your job is going to be putting the food-coloring in the sprinkler system. I've found the central water system by coincidence, and I thought this would make a great addition to our operation, you think you can tamper with it?"

"I can try." She smiled. One of the girls next to her elbowed her.

"Don't be shy, of course you can, you've done much harder than that." Said the girl.

"Great. So you two will get the food-coloring and take care of that. I need two girls to get some string from the crafts room and tie all of the door knobs and anything you can tie a knot to, making a giant web impossible for really anyone to get through, unless they crawl."

Two hands shot up. "All the doors or just the dorms?"

"Oh. Good idea, lets do all the doors, just take another two people to help you. Make sure you get by the office real well without getting caught. All the teachers are out because there aren't any classes today, but I can't guarantee Ms. Slate won't leave her office. There won't be any other adults roaming around the building."

"I can distract Ms. Slate" called a voice in the back of the room that Naomi recognized.

"Awesome Panda. Just so everyone knows, I'm open to ideas, I'm sure that some of you have had destructive ideas bubbling up in your heads waiting to be used, and I'm telling you, now is the time to do so…"

"I've had firecrackers hidden in my room for a year that my uncle gave me. Loads of them, he sells them. I have enough of them to put them all in the lockers by the classrooms, and the teachers' desks."

"Brilliant, once again take a few to help you… oh, wait, how are you going to light them all at the same time?"

"I have an electronic fuse, top grade shit, my uncle only gives me the best…"

"Cheers to your uncle. Anyone good with spray cans?"

Emily and about ten other girls raised their hands.

"Good, just raid the crafts supplies and do whatever the fuck you want." She laughed lightly. "I need a few girls to oil the hallways with the jugs of cooking oil they keep in the kitchen storage, and another few girls to fill some balloons up with flour and water to make some bombs, and take some empty extra large trash bins so you have something to put them in..."

Some more volunteers called out excitedly.

"Hmm… any other thoughts?" Naomi questioned the group.

"We should use the paper shredders in the computer lab and make enough shredded paper to block the entrance!"

"Good idea, but we can't block the entrance because they have cameras there so they'll have a good shot of you, but… why don't you cover the staircases?"

"Alright!"

"What about Harrolton's car?"

Naomi laughed at that one, it was a brilliant thought to do something to her car, but she had no fucking clue how a bunch of girls would be able to do anything with it… they weren't nearly as strong as a bunch of high-school boys.

"Anything you have in mind?"

"When Wendy is done with the sprinklers she could hotwire it and we could hide it somewhere."

The husky voice was loud and clear when it decided to interject. "Actually, there are exit doors wide enough to get it into the pool room; you should be able to drive it right in and sink it to the bottom of the deep-end."

Naomi could hear the whispers starting to spread around the room. "We have a pool?" "Where the hell do they have a pool?" "I've been here for three years, and never saw a pool before…"

"That would be amazing Emily, you can be in charge of showing them where it is and taking care of that." Naomi glanced at Effy who nodded to her when she saw Naomi's hidden concern. Effy mouthed to Naomi, 'Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her.'

"I think that's hell of a lot of damage for five hours and only around thirty girls to put it in action, so let's get to it, everyone keep an eye on the time, make sure you don't get caught, and go to the emergency staircase at ten-thirty, that way we can put on our ski-masks and grab enough flour-water bombs to attack Harrolton and Slate when they get ready to leave and whatever other ambushing equipment we come up with. Girl who's distracting Slate, make sure you get out of there early enough so you don't get accidentally pelted. Alright girls, move out. Operation B.F.B. is a go." Naomi was so excited, doing her best to make everything sound so official to help everyone get really into it.

The room emptied out of all the girls who were eager to set the plan in motion. Naomi and Katie were the only ones left in the room with their own little plan to make the events all the more chaotic.

10:33 PM

"Everyone here?" Naomi counted all the girls on the staircase, now all covered in their ski masks. She had no idea who anyone was. A lot of the girls had wrecked their uniforms and ripped them to make them look bad-ass, which effectively did so. Effy, Naomi, Katie, Emily, and Panda were each marked with a blue piece of tape so that when the time came for them to escape it wouldn't be so complicated finding each other. All their bags were hidden close to the back entrance so they would make their escape quicker.

The girl who was Ms. Slate's distraction arrived at the staircase and called for Naomi.

"What is it?" Naomi shouted. Everyone went silent to hear what the girl had to say.

"Ms. Slate said there is a teacher's meeting in twenty minutes, it was a last minute decision she said. They are going to be coming really soon!"

"AGH. FUCK." Naomi didn't plan on the teachers stopping by, this was only going to be an ambush on Harrollton and Slate, but things were going to have to change. "Fuck it, we'll get them too, I want ten girls covering the teacher's entrance by their parking lot, five girls at the front entrance, and the rest stationed by the office. Split into groups for specific teachers so not everyone is going for the same person. Prize goes to the group who gets the most hits on their teacher. BUT, nobody fucking hits Mr. Greene, that guy is a fucking angel to us and you don't want that to change. Are we clear?"

An set of cheers and chants erupted from the group, but one voice stood out, "What about the students who didn't want to help?"

"Fuck them, you can get them too once the teachers have had enough. But if you are aiming for Harrolton don't fucking stop, just keep at it. If the police show retreat to the pool room, they don't know we know about it. It's been lovely getting to know you all, and I hope you keep in touch once my group ditches this fucking lame excuse for an institution. Good work everyone! Now let's fucking bring B.F.B. to it's purpose!" Each group grabbed a set of walkie-talkies to keep in touch with the other groups on where-abouts of incoming teachers and students. They had developed code-names throughout their setting up today, and they were psyched to use them. Before heading off, everyone took their balloon ammo and filled up their backpacks, some of the girls even had nerf dart and water guns. A few had silly string, and then were the girls who had made stink bombs when they finished early.

Everyone got into their stations and radioed to Naomi and Katie they were in place, and the teachers were about to arrive and see the mess inside the building. The girls were all hiding, and whispering to each other with their weapons in hand. It was beautiful the way it worked, the exact moment the teachers had walked in, Ms. Slate and Harrolton had exited their office so everyone started pelting and shouting at the same time.

Katie and Naomi could here the shouting from the room they were in. Naomi had found an old security room that had cameras to connected to TVs in the room she was in. She set up all the cameras so that they were focused on all the main attack points. She even recorded some of the more catastrophic blows onto her own camera pointed at the TVs. Katie was laughing her ass off when she saw what she was sure was Emily dump a bucket of trash all over Harollton. Trash hadn't been part of the plan, but it was fucking hilarious. The teachers were slipping and sliding across the hallways, the girls had oiled them excessively well. The firecrackers went off as planned causing some of the teachers and students who had no clue as to what the hell was going on duck and cover their heads. As expected, the firecrackers triggered the smoke alarm, which then triggered the fire alarm, which then triggered the sprinklers. That was the best part, watching the multi-colored rain pouring out and flooding all the hallways. Naomi was so proud to see her "troops" not backing down, attacking all the helpless faculty who were trying to run, and shouting away making useless attempts at threatening the attackers.

"Naomi, it's time I think." Katie stopped laughing and took a seat on the rolling-chair next to the blonde.

"I believe so Katie!" Naomi pulled out a microphone from under a desk and pressed the red button. A static sound started pouring out of all the speakers causing heads to turn searching for the culprit. Prior to the grand show, Katie had covered all the speakers with sheets so they wouldn't be easy to spot. The static stopped and people took their hands away from their ears to listen to the cold but amused voice pouring out of it. It wasn't recognizable because there was some type of computer thing changing it into more of a robotic sound. Naomi watched as the people who had stopped to listen were being taken advantage of by another round of flour bombs.

"Hello students and faculty of Alternative Bible School. Do not be alarmed, this is your god speaking. I have a message for you. I am not pleased with this school, you call this an alternative bible school but there is nothing alternative nor correctly bible about it. Here are some of your mistakes that I, my godly self, have not missed. First of all, homosexuals are my lovely children, some of them are even better than you, for example Harrolton is a nasty woman and any gay or lesbian person would be far better than her. Second of all, I do not believe homosexuals are sinners, old ladies who slap children are sinners, Harrolton. Let's see, what else do I think you are doing wrong… Oh yes, the cafeteria is poison, it's a sin to poison children, get some better food." Naomi saw the cheers of the students through the TVs. Katie took the mic from her, "Furthermore, as god, I don't think you should keep these girls from the pool, if everyone would kindly make their way to the pool to see what happens to people who sin against me."

Naomi put on some music over the intercom while she watched some walk to the pool, while others were more like running. Those who tried to get away were being pushed towards it by the girls with water guns and threatening stink bombs.

Two girls in front of the pool room waited until everyone was gathered by the doors before letting them in. The pool water had been turned red with what must have been loads of food-coloring. Naomi enjoyed the sight at one particular dreadful looking woman pushed to the front of the gasping crowd to get a better look at what was in the pool.

"MY FUCKING CAR! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR?" She turned around and was shocked to see Emily standing in front of her, now maskless.

"YOU. YOU DID ALL THIS? I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. I KNEW YOU WERE A DEMON. YOU'RE THE FUCKING DEVIL FOR ALL I KNOW. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GAY SLUT WHO THINKS SHE'S NORMAL, WHO THINK SHE DESERVES TO LIVE. WELL, I'M GOING TO RUIN YOU MISS FITCH. YOU"LL WISH YOU WERE DEAD YOU LITTLE BITCH."

Naomi was shouting shut up over the intercom, but it was no use, the principals words were out in the open, right in front of Emily for everyone to hear.

Emily started walking forward towards Harrolton, and Naomi and Katie could make out what was presumably Effy pushing through the crowd to stop her. Too late. Emily and Harrolton were face to face, and Harrolton's hand was in the air getting ready to slap against Emily's face the hardest she could. Emily was expecting it though, she ducked in time so that the force of the swing sent Harrolton flying off-balanced into the pool. The crowd including the teachers starting cheering and jumping up and down in chants. Even the students who had been ambushed were celebrating. Effy pulled Emily and Pandora was following close behind as they made their way out of the room. Naomi and Katie didn't even watch as Harrolton sullenly climbed out of the side of the pool and tried to stop the happiness only to get pushed back in again.

The two girls in the security room grabbed their stuff and met their companions in the parking lot.

"Mission accomplished." Naomi gave Emily a big hug. Their ride had come just on time to pick them all up. They shoved all their stuff in and clambered into the empty seats. 'Now that is how you leave with a big fucking bang.'

I HOPE I DIDN'T DISSAPOINT. Had to do some research to get some ideas, but most of those were my own. ;)

Don't think everything's all better yet. There's still plenty more… I definitely will keep the story going… they still have their 2 or 3 week break (can't remember how long…) their adventures at Roundview… who knows where they are going to stay even? (I do. –evil laugh.) What other questions should I leave you with…. Who knows what new characters will show up…. O yeah, there's some more drama coming up in the next chapter btw…..

Anyway, enough preview shit. I just didn't want you to think that just because they've escaped means this story is coming to an end. It's not even fucking close, if I can help it. Just keep on sending those reviews, my ultimate motivation, and I'll gladly keep writing.

THANK YOU to my supporters/reviewers/readers/favs/alerts.

(If you haven't done so, and got nothing better to do, I suggest you read my other story, it's extremely different, and I would say better written, and more serious. This story is more on the fun side…) ANYWHO.

HOPE YOU LOVED IT. Tell me your fav prank? Or even tell me if you've done a better prank, ORRRRR tell me if you think of any better pranks because I will certainly try and use them for what I still have planned.

THANKS THANKS THANKS. –Shira