Episode 11: Pale Storms, Golden Paws, and Rain Paws
*everybody is there except…*
Mothstar: Hey. Where are…Redfang Honeyleaf Smokesplash Techypaw Whitepaw Rockypaw Willowheart and Spiderleg?
Shinyheart: Spiderleg?
Mothstar: I meant Leafpaw.
Patchclaw: What does Leafpaw have to do with Spiderleg?
Mothstar: She's seeing him every night.
Everyone: *gasp* FORBIDDEN LOVE ALERT!
Mothstar: *facepalm*
Mothstar: On with the show! I (along with my beloved fans) have decided that Palesmoke is no longer Palesmoke. He will go by the much cooler name of…Leafpool!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Leafpool/Palesmoke: Why WHY WHY? !
Rosepaw: Why did you name him Leafpool?
Mothstar: Because he's seeing her at night.
Everyone: *gasps again* FORBIDDEN LOVE ALERT!
Mothstar: *facepalm…again*
Leafpool/Palesmoke: What were you really going to name me? !
Mothstar: Leafpool!
Leafpool: What?
Mothstar: Go away.
Leafpool: I don't want to.
Mothstar: Look, a giant French fry!
Leafpool: WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE
Mothstar: Oh! It just crashed in the ThunderClan camp!
Leafpool: IT'S MIIIIIINE (poofs away)
Mothstar: Anyways…if you confess that you have been sneaking out to see Leafpool then I'll rename you.
Leafpool/Palesmoke: No!
Mothstar: Okay, I now name you Leafpo—
Leafpool/Palesmoke: NO NO NO NO OKAY I CONFESS I'VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT TO SEE LEAFPOOL!
Mothstar: Good Palesmoke. I now rename you Meatball.
Meatball/Palesmoke: Hey!
Mothstar: Ehe, just joking. From now on you shall be known as Palestorm.
Palestorm: Er, thanks.
Leafpool: *randomly appears with the smishy part of a French fry all over her face* Mmm, that was yummy in mah tummy.
Mothstar: Go. Uh. WAAAAY!
Leafpool: Fine…but you have to give me a fish first.
Mothstar: Oooookay…
Leafpool: But it has to be a grayling roasted on a spit and smeared with lemon butter sauce, sprinkled with pieces of walnut, and served with shrimp and salad. In that salad there must be—
Mothstar: *poofs a guppy into her paws and poofs Leafpool away* Okay, that's over with. Now there's something I must do. *pulls out can of spray paint* Rainpaw!
Rainpaw: NO STAY AWAY
Mothstar: *sniffs Rainpaw's pelt* Wait_a_minute (remember what those _ symbols mean?) *drags out fire hydrant*
Rainpaw: Umz…
Mothstar: *sprays—no, blasts her with water*
27 seconds later
Rainpaw: (is all wet and now silver with blue streaks) *sneezes water out of her nose*
Shimmerpaw: Eww snot
Mothstar: Spray paint has a distinctive smell.
Rainpaw: *bursts into tears* D'X
Mothstar: ?
Rainpaw: D"X
Mothstar: ?
Rainpaw: D""""""X
Darkpaw: *drowns*
Leafpaw: NOOOOO MAH DARKYPAW! *poofs him back*
Darkpaw: *poofs her back to wherever she was supposed to be*
Leafpaw: I hate Spiderlegggg *poofs away*
Honeyleaf: Why did you make her cry?
Mothstar: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Rainpaw: She took off the spray paint! D"X
Honeyleaf: (in really freaky deep voice) Those who take off the spray paint must face…
Mothstar: No…no…NOOOOOO!
Honeyleaf: Constance!
*Badger randomly appears*
Constance (the badger that just appeared): *snores*
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Honeyleaf: Er…*poofs away Constance* Instead you must face um…CLUNY!
Mothstar: He's dead!
Honeyleaf: Martin?
Mothstar: Him too.
Honeyleaf: WARBEAK!
*Warbeak randomly appears*
Warbeak: Sparra queen no know what she doing here.
Mothstar: *sweat drop*
Warbeak: Warbeak no know what she doing with catworms.
Patchclaw: "Catworms"?
Warbeak: Do catworm think Sparra queen wormfood?
Mothstar: Um you don't look like a worm…
Foremole: *randomly appears*
Mothstar: *rolls up sleeves in preparation to type mole speech*
Foremole: Hurr, yurr here kitturs are purty. *pets Darkpaw*
Darkpaw: *bites off his digging claw*
Foremole: Yurr! Ow, this hurr kittur bited me claw! *sucks on claw and poofs away*
Warbeak: Any Sparrafriends in this catworm place?
Mothstar: No, no Sparra here.
Warbeak: Mousefriend?
Mothstar: No mice that you know.
Warbeak: Wormfood?
Mothstar: We have prey…
Warbeak: *goes over to fresh-kill pile* *gasp* Warbeak Sparrafriends in deadmeat! NUUUUUUUU!
Mothstar: What's with the u's?
Warbeak: I WILL KILLEE YOU! KILLEE YOOOOOOOU! *poofs away*
Patchclaw: *sweat drop*
Rainpaw: *sniffles*
Everyone except Rainpaw and Honeyleaf and Silverstreak: NO DON'T START CRYING AGAIN!
Honeyleaf: RAINPAW, I AM YOUR MOTHER!
*awkward silence*
Silverstreak: RAINPAW I AM YOUR AUNT AND DARKPAW'S AND SHIMMERPAW'S!
Mothstar: In other words…what I don't know how to get across is that Honeyleaf is the mother of Rainpaw, Shimmerpaw, and Darkpaw and also the new host, Goldenpaw.
Goldenstar13: *in audience* YEAH I'M A HOST WOOOOOOO!
Mothstar: Only because you kept bugging me and I felt flattered by what you said! Hehe, thanks for the compliments!
Goldenstar13: You're welcome! Will you name her Goldeney—
Mothstar: NOOOO I WILL NOT I GOT A BETTER NAME!
Goldenstar13: Poop.
Shinyheart: Where? ! It's a threat to cleanliness!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Mothstar: Anyway…and Honeyleaf and Silverstreak are sisters. Honeyleaf, who's the father and why did you spray-paint your own daughter?
Honeyleaf: Palesm—I mean Palestorm! I luvs Paley! But I was a medicine cat by the time I realized I was pregnant! And Rainpaw, with her silver pelt and blue streaks, looked exactly like my sister Silverstreak, and spray-painting her blue seemed like the easiest solution.
Mothstar: Apologize to your daughter—it wasn't very nice to spray paint her!
Honeyleaf: I did it right after she was born. She never knew she was silver. But sorry anyway.
Rainpaw: It's okay. I love you still—and you too Silverstreak!
Honeyleaf: Darkpaw?
Darkpaw: Whatev.
Honeyleaf: Shimmerpaw? Goldenpaw?
Shimmerpaw: It's fine.
*random tortoiseshell she-cat with yellow eyes appears*
Goldenpaw: I only existed in Goldenstar's imagination until right now. I'm sure it's okay.
Honeyleaf: *relieved* Good!
Mothstar: Okay that's over. Now down to business! ALL APPRENTICES REPORT!
*every apprentice—even the absent ones—rushes up*
Mothstar: I have decided that they are trained by everyone and don't have trainer peoples. So if I think they are ready then I'll name them!
Leafpaw: You mean…?
Mothstar: Yup. It's time for the naming! Darkpaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Darkspirit. StarClan honors…er…your ferocity and your meanness and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *rests head on Darkspirit's, who licks her shoulder.*
Mothstar: Leafpaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Leafstorm. StarClan honors your kindness and your abilities, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *rests head on Leafstorm's, who licks her shoulder*
Mothstar: Shimmerpaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Shimmerlight. StarClan honors your abilities as a medicine cat, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *rests head on Shimmerlight's, who licks her shoulder.*
Mothstar: Rockypaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Rockypath. StarClan honors your…er…strength and state of mind *cough cough* and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *nervously rests head on Rockypath's, who bites her shoulder.*
Mothstar: Owww! Techypaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Techyscreen. StarClan honors your skill and speed (at fixing things), and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *rests head on Techyscreen's, who licks her shoulder*
Mothstar: Rainpaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Rainsong. StarClan honors your abilities, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *head-rest lick-shoulder*
Mothstar: Goldenpaw, our newest member, will be named today so I don't forget the AWESOME name I thought up for her. Goldenpaw, you shall be known as Goldenshine. StarClan honors your abilities, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *yeah, head rest shoulder lick*
Mothstar: Whitepaw Rosepaw Stormpaw. Whitepaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Whitefang. StarClan honors your power and muscle, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *yup*
Mothstar: Rosepaw, from this episode forward you shall be known as Roseheart. StarClan honors your abilities as a medicine cat, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *uh-huh*
Mothstar: Stormpaw, from this moment forward you shall be known as Stormclaw. StarClan honors your abilities and strength, and we welcome you as a full member of this show. *yeah*
Mothstar: Congratulations. Darkspirit, Leafstorm, Shimmerlight, Rockypath, Techyscreen, Rainsong, Goldenshine, Whitefang, Roseheart, and Stormclaw! Now I will apprentice-ize the kits!
Ashkit, Splashkit, Sparklekit, Shinekit, Splotchkit, Ebonykit, Ivorykit, Foxkit, and Frostkit: Yaaaay!
Mothstar: Whew, nine kits! I-I mean future apprentices! I'll start in age order.
Foxkit, Ebonykit, Ivorykit, and Frostkit: Noooo!
Mothstar: Splotchkit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Splotchpaw. You shall train as a camera cat. I am also going to put Techyscreen in charge of every electric thing in the show except the cameras so you don't feel pressured by his knowledge.
Mothstar: Shinekit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Shinepaw. You shall train as a co-host.
Mothstar: Ashkit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Ashpaw. You shall be…um…the dare punisher! If someone does something bad, such as break the rules I've devised, they will be forced to listen to you lecturing! Mwahahahaha!
Mothstar: Splashkit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Splashpaw. You shall train as a host!
Mothstar: Sparklekit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Sparklepaw. You shall also train as a host.
Mothstar: Ebonykit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Ebonypaw. You shall train as a co-host.
Mothstar: Foxkit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Foxpaw. You shall train as a camera cat.
Mothstar: Frostkit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Frostpaw. You shall train as a security cat.
Mothstar: And, last but not least—Ivorykit, from this episode forward, until you receive your warrior name, you shall be known as Ivorypaw. You shall train as a security cat.
Mothstar: And here are my rules!
1. You cannot die on the show. You will always fall back out of the ceiling alive and well.
2. You will be punished if you swear or even substitute the word with 'catnip'. And no joke swearing just so you can be punished. These are serious rules, except the first one. Hehe.
3. There will be no mating dares, which includes dares involving having kits.
4. There will be no making out dares.
5. There will be no dares in which a cat is in love with another cat of the same gender.
Mothstar: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT STILL VERY LITTLE DARES! But now the episode's over, so stop submitting so many cats and please give dares! Except you can give a queen or another punisher! And here's the very-much updated list!
"The boss":
Mothstar: brown she-cat with blue eyes and faint tan stripes in her fur (You don't need me to tell you)
Hosts:
Redfang: light ginger tom with amber eyes (Mothstar)
Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat, green eyes (Mothstar)
Splashpaw: light brown striped tom with green eyes (Myrtlefalls & Mothstar)
Sparklepaw: light ginger striped she-cat (Mothstar)
Co-hosts:
Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, dark gray, and black streaks throughout her coat and blue eyes (Myrtlefalls)
Leafstorm: dark gray she-cat with green eyes (Mothstar)
Rainsong: silver she-cat with light blue streaks and blue eyes (AlwayzCreative247)
Shinepaw: gold she-cat with light ginger patches and yellow eyes (Mothstar)
Ebonypaw: jet black she-cat with blue eyes (Mothstar)
Security cats:
Nightfrost: black furred-tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes (Shadus Krifetalon)
Rockypath: dark brown tom (Mothstar)
Stormclaw: deep gray tom with yellow eyes (Articmist)
Darkspirit: black tabby tom with a silver stripe on his forehead and blue eyes (Neon Templar)
Ivorypaw: cream she-cat with yellow eyes (Mothstar)
Frostpaw:
Camera cats:
Smokesplash: blue-and-dark gray tom (Smokeclaw of Shadowclan)
Patchclaw: black-and-white patched tom (Patchkit)
Splotchpaw: brown-and-white splotched tom with amber eyes (Mothstar)
Foxpaw: dark ginger tom with amber eyes, white chest, white tail-tip, and white paws (Mothstar)
Medicine cats:
Honeyleaf: light gold she-cat with green eyes (Squirrelyluv)
Shimmerlight: silver she-cat with black paws and deep blue eyes (Shimmertail)
Roseheart: pinky-brown she-cat with green eyes (sky651)
Queens
Shinyheart: very pale gold she-cat with yellow eyes (Mothstar)
Another queen
Maintenance cats:
Palestorm: pale gray tom with darker gray paws, chest, and tail-tip and green eyes (Mothstar)
Whitefang: sturdy white tom (Silverstorm of RiverClan)
Punisher
Ashpaw: intelligent dusty gray tom with yellow eyes (Myrtlefalls & Mothstar)
Electric manager cat:
Techyscreen: nerdy silver tom with yellow eyes. His pelt has a sheen which makes him appear metallic. (XxPieInYaFacexX)
Constance, Warbeak, Martin, Foremole, and Cluny are all from the Redwall books. How Leafpool was behaving when she asked for a fish was like the character Basil Stag Hare, who is also from Redwall, and who personally drives me nuts except for the songs he and Ambrose Spike sing in the cellar in Mattimeo. Baby Rollo is so much better at making up songs.