The Warriors Truth or Dare Show

by Mothstar

You've probably seen a bunch of these but try this one! I make sure not to make adult themes so it's clean, but it's still very funny! The earlier chapters stink, but you must read em 4 background. Please read and review, but hold off on the flames! T

12. Episode 12: Pokemon and Goldenshine

Episode 12

*Just the apprentices are there*

Ashpaw: So if 16 over x is equal to one-third, how do we remove x from the fraction?

Splashpaw: Oo! Oo! Pick me!

Ashpaw: *sigh* Yes, Splashpaw?

Splashpaw: Yuh DIG! Cuz x marks the spot! Right, Puffydoodle?

Puffydoodle: …

Ashpaw: *sigh* Anyone else?

Frostpaw: Do you multiply each side by 16?

Ashpaw: Let's try it. (writes a lot on chalkboard) Hmm…16 times 16 is 256 over x, one-third times 16 equals 16 over 3. Nope, the x is still in the fraction.

*All the others walk in*

Rockypath: CHALK! ! ! ! !

Rainsong: I was wondering where the other apprentices got to.

Rockypath: *sneaking up on Ashpaw*

Ashpaw: *pulls out spray bottle and broom*

Rockypath: AAAAAAAA! ! ! ! *hides behind Whitefang*

Goldenshine: Wait a second…where are all the older hosts and whatnot?

Darkspirit: I killed them. *evil grin*

Shimmerlight: LIAR!

Goldenshine: Hey guess what!

Everyone: What?

Goldenshine: When Mothstar isn't here, I am Mothstar!

Everyone: ?

Goldenshine: *sigh* Mothstar equals Mothstar. No Mothstar, Goldenshine equals slightly different Mothstar.

Rainsong: Different how?

Goldenshine: I…hate…Thornclaw. (eyes turn from gold to red)

Roseheart: Hey Goldenshine, why don't I have any lines?

Whitefang: Or me?

Stormclaw: … *throws Thornclaw plushie at Goldenshine*

Goldenshine: AAAARGH! *shreds it into a trillion pieces*

Rainsong: Now that you've eliminated that plushie, why don't you start the show?

Goldenshine: Er…welcome to The Warriors Truth or Dare Show! *lightning flashes and thunder rumbles*

Rockypath: Eep!

Goldenshine: Sorry, I was typing this during a thunderstorm. It's not raining yet, just rumbling and flashing. AND FOR SOME REASON THIS STUPID LIGHT DOESN'T WORK SO I HAVE TO TYPE IN THE DARK! Except there's a little lamp by the computer so it's a little okay. *big rumbles* Yikes! I hope the power doesn't go out!

*pause*

Goldenshine: I think it's raining now.

*drip drop raining noises*

Goldenshine: Yeah it's raining. *flash, pause, boom* *shudders* I'll try to type this while not freaking out! *flash* *Golden braces herself* *little booms then bigger boom*

Roseheart: Are there going to be any dares?

Shimmerlight: *hangs up pawphone* Okay, I found out where the others are. Redfang was dared to have a peanut butter cup but instead of going nuts he had an allergic reaction.

Goldenshine: *hears clatter* EEP WHAT WAS THAT! *flash* Uh-oh. *medium rumble; rain starts harder* Wow my backyard is getting soaked! Where's the rain…oh there it is! I'm thankful for a house to be in! I still hope the power stays on! *listens to rain*

Rainsong: Goldenshine!

Goldenshine: Oh yeah! *flash* *braces herself* You know, it's weird that I picked you to remind me. Rainsong! Get it? Hehe.

Shimmerlight: I wasn't done talking yet!

Goldenshine: Carry on!

Shimmerlight: He had it yesterday and went to the hospital and it wasn't a giant horrible life-threatening reaction so they're testing him for what he's allergic to.

Goldenshine: Okay. YA HEAR THAT PEOPLES? REDFANG CAN'T HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS ANYMORE. *cough* No more Reese's dares *cough*

Goldenshine: OKAY I HAVE DECLARED SOMETHING. I am the second in command of the show! Mothstar has agreed, and Goldenstar13 just found out ten milliseconds ago. Hehe, Mothstar's so nice.

Goldenstar13: I thought she was gonna punish Goldenshine!

Goldenshine: Instead I get promoted!

Darkspirit: Goldenshine!

Goldenshine: Yeah I picked you on purpose to talk too! Cuz it just got way darker!

Roseheart: Dares, Goldenshine!

Goldenshine: Okay I dare um…Tigerstar has to decide if he loves Goldenflower or Sasha more and they both have bazookas! If anyone submitted that…I wasn't thinking of yours I just saw mah own name and thought of Goldenflower! *rumble* Eepers!

*Sasha, Goldenflower, and Tigerstar appear*

*rumble*

Sasha: *hides under random bed*

Stormclaw: GET IT TOGETHER SASHA YOU'RE NOT A KITTYPET ANYMORE!

Sasha: *comes out shuddering* I'm fine, I'm fine… *little rumbles* Fine, fine, fine, fine…

Goldenshine: The dare!

*bazookas appear in the she-cats' paws*

Tigerstar: *panicks* Um um um um…I love Goldenflower! And Sasha! I just took Sasha cuz I wanted a mate yet I didn't want a forbidden love since I was not in ThunderClan anymore! *all three vanish*

Goldenshine: …well played. *biggish rumble* *looks around nervously* *flash* Uh-oh. *teensy rumbles* Wait for it…

Rainsong: How about you type while you wait for it?

*bigger rumble*

Goldenshine: Eeps!

*rain starts harder*

*flash*

Goldenshine: …where is it? !

*pause*

*pause*

*paaaause*

*big rumbles*

Goldenshine: K. Um that was a boring dare. Any more?

Rainsong: I dare the evil show members to get hugged by the dumb ones!

*Darkspirit and Stormclaw get hugged randomly by Rockypath and Splashpaw*

Stormclaw: *turns into Zekrom*

*flash*

Goldenshine: *jumps; tiny rumbles*

*larger rumbles*

Goldenshine: I was wondering when we'd get the big ones.

Zekrom/Stormclaw: Zekrommm!

Rockypath: *keeps hugging and gets electrocuted*

*big rumbles*

Darkspirit: *turns into Tornadus*

Goldenshine: Great, now it's thundering and raining in here!

Goldenshine: Darkspirit please turn into something else. I haven't seen much of Tornadus in my Pokémon Black game yet.

*giant flash and giant rumble*

Goldenshine: Eepers!

Splashpaw & Splotchpaw: *hide under bed*

Tornadus/Darkspirit: ? *looks under bed* ?

Goldenshine: Power is one thing we take for granted.

Foxpaw: DID IT GO OUT DID IT GO OUT? !

Ebonypaw: Please don't flip out. If it did go out Goldenshine would have said so.

Roseheart: GOLDENSHINE!

Goldenshine: (jumps) WHAT!

Shimmerlight: Where were you? We were calling for like five minutes!

Goldenshine: Sorry.

(cat comes up)

Julie: Hi Sandy!

Sandy: (looks nervously at window which rain is dripping loudly onto)

Whitefang: It's okay Oakflower.

Sandy: (looks nervously at other window, then at first window)

Shimmerlight: Wow, you haven't seen a thunderstorm for a whole season (winter)! No wonder you're nervous!

Window: drip drip…

Ivorypaw: Please chill Oakflower.

Julie: Is something wrong with reality here? Get back in there! (pushes Shimmer, White, and Ivory back into the computer)

*portal opens and above cats tumble out*

Ivorypaw: Whoa! That was so cool!

Whitefang: The thunderstorm has passed; it's just raining a bit.

Shimmerlight: Raining enough to get water in your ear! (shakes head vigorously)

Roseheart: GOLD-EN-SHINE!

Goldenshine: DARTH SIDIOUS!

Roseheart: *sweat drop* Uh, what!

Goldenshine: (in freaky croaky voice) The Sith will rule the galaxy!

Shimmerlight: What is wrong with you?

Goldenshine: Sorry, my brother's watching something about Sidious (aka Palpatine), and it was rather interesting, at least the 2.5 seconds of it I watched. Now I've got to be right back.

Rainsong: *sigh* How long will she take?

10 seconds later

Goldenshine: I'z back! Do you wanna know where I was?

Zekrom/Stormclaw: *thinking* Nope. *zaps Goldenshine*

Goldenshine: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT! *turns into Infernape*

Techyscreen (OMW his only line): Isn't that from Generation 4?

Infernape/Goldenshine: Yeah but I had an Infernape in Pokémon Pearl, and it was so awesome, even awesomer than mah Emboar! But they're almost equal, so I'll change if yah want. (changes into Emboar) OMW I'M SO UGLY!

Tornadus/Darkspirit: *blasts Emboar with water*

Emboar/Goldenshine: NO FAAAIR I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TYPE YOU ARE! I just remembered, you're a Flying type! Hah, you can't use Water!

Tornadus/Darkspirit: *uses Aerial Ace*

Emboar/Goldenshine: NOO FLYING TYYYPE! *turns Tornadus into Snivy) *raspberry* Hah now you're a teensy weak Grass type! *uses Flamethrower*

Rainsong: Great. Stormclaw is a Zekrom, Darkspirit is a Snivy—no wait, now he's a Zoroark!—and Goldenshine is an Emboar! *turns into Dewott* And now I'm a Dewott! Here I come, Goldenshine!

Shimmerlight: No fair! *changes into Mushanara* Sweet!

Foxpaw: *changes into Stoutland* EWWWWWW! *changes into Tepig* Too cute for me. *changes into Pignite* Awesome!

Rockypath: (turns into Druddigon) Icks. (turns into Woobat) O-M-W I CAN'T SEE (turns into Roggenrola) Mooga.

Ebonypaw: TOTAL HAVOC! I better wrap everything up before I— (turns into Zorua) Darn, at least I look adorably evil!

Splashpaw: I wanna be a Pokémon too! *turns into Tynamo* *sings* Little flying eel. Little flying eel.

Splotchpaw: (turns into Lillipup) I'M A DOG OH NO

Frostpaw: (turns into Vanillite) YUM I'M ICE CREAM! (starts eating self)

Shinepaw: (turns into Purrloin) Still a cat! *raspberry*

Sparklepaw: (turns into Archen) What the heck?

Ashpaw: (turns into Beetooven or whatever the evolved form of Elgyem is) I'm still smarty.

Techyscreen: *leaves*

Ivorypaw: THANKS FOR WATCHING! *starts turning into a Pokémon but jumps through portal and stops*

Ivorypaw: *is sitting right beside you while you read* Sorry that this episode was so weird and Pokémon-oriented. Mothstar recently got a new Pokémon game, Pokémon Black, and has been really into it. I'll provide some background information on Pokémon, if you like. Here we go. You can skip it if you know about Pokémon.

-Pokémon come in several different types. Each Pokémon can have up to two types; for example, Snivy is Grass type, Tornadus is Flying type, and Emboar is Fire and Fighting.

-All types are weak against some other type. Emboar, a Fire and Fighting, would be weak to Flying or Water, to name two.

-Each move has its own type. Aerial Ace is a Flying-type move, which is super effective against Emboar, as it is part Fighting-type. Flamethrower is obviously a Fire-type move, which is great against Grass types such as Snivy.

-Just in case you want to know, the seventeen types are:

Normal

Fighting

Water

Grass

Fire

Steel

Rock

Ground

Flying

Psychic

Dark

Ghost

Dragon

Ice

Bug

Poison

Electric

Ivorypaw: Darn, I sound like a tutorial! But I think you mostly get it. If you want pictures of the Pokémon then search em on Google Images. Now, I've got to go back so I can turn into Reshiriam and kick Zekrom's butt! (jumps into portal)

Puffydoodle: (jumps out of portal to avoid being roasted by the Fire-type Reshiriam and just randomly starts talking) And no flames! Even if you hated this episode say so nicely! Mothstar promises that there won't be so much Pokémon in the future, even though she enjoyed this! Now can I stay here with you until they change back? Kthnxbai.

Oh, and don't forget to keep submitting dares! Goldenstar13, please tell me: would you like to be a co-author for a new story?