Episode 13: THE RESULTS OF THE CONTEST
Mothstar: THIS SHOULD BE THE LAST EPISODE WITH SOME CHARACTERS! Dun dun dun! But they aren't gonna die. They are gonna…I'm not gonna tell you. Now, I have a contest! And I had the latest one be, "Create a commercial for The Warriors Truth or Dare Show" and here are the results! IT WAS A TIE! So at two random moments in the episode there will be a commercial. NOW IF YOU DID THE CONTEST READ READ READ SO YOU CAN SEE IF YOU WON!
Techyscreen: Hola mis amigos Hola! *clap clap*
Stormclaw: *glares*
Techyscreen: Mesa Espanol.
Ashpaw: YOU ARE NEITHER JAR JAR NOR SPANISH!
Sparklepaw: That appears to be correct.
Splashpaw: OMW THEY SWITCHED BRAINS! ! ! *hides*
Silverstreak: We are here we are here we are heeeere!
Patchclaw: *sweat drop*
Smokesplash: LOUDER!
Silverstreak: WE ARE HERE WE ARE HERE WE ARE HEEEERE!
Mothstar: Knock. It. Off!
Shimmerlight: *puts lampshade on head*
Mothstar: Guys, if you don't stop being random I'll start one of the commercials now.
Rockypath: *eating something*
Shinyheart: I don't even want to know.
Mothstar: AND…ACTION!
(A haughty silver tom walks up to the camera, sniffs, and begins his opening monologue in a French accent)
Frenchmew: Welcome to Le Chat et la Souris. In English, that is The Cat and the Mouse. Come inside and I shall give you the grand tour.
(The camera cat follows him into a very fancy restaurant with assorted cats at the booths. Warriors Truth or Dare cats are in their own room.)
Frenchmew: We serve only to the grandest and most distinguished cats. We offer mouse tail cocktails and bird a la forest. For the younger cats (he sniffs and stares at Foxpaw and co.) we give roasted vole nuggets and pizza with squirrel pepperoni.
(An enraged screech sounds from the other end of the room and Frenchmew ducks as the aforementioned pizza flies toward him)
Frenchmew (trying to save the reputation of the restaurant): Food fights are encouraged!
Techyscreen: (from the other room) Really?
(Before Frenchmew can stop him, Techyscreen begins a food fight among the Truth or Dare cats. Shinyheart runs out with meatballs on her head and runs screaming out the door. Another scream is heard from the kitchen and a group of prey flies through the doors)
Frenchmew: (trying again) All prey is fresh!
(Finally, a waiter trying to flambé a pheasant drops the blowtorch and the expensive drapes set on fire while the brass section of the orchestra plays the Pink Panther theme)
Frenchmew: (as cats run screaming out the door, he tries one last time): We're rated two out of five stars!
Mothstar: (stalking past and writing one of those customer review things): Hopefully that'll drop to one star by tonight. Good day, sir.
Frenchmew (sighing and attempting one more thing): Our food is free!
(He realizes too late that he just set himself up for ruin as every cat comes back in and orders the whole menu)
Mysterious Announcer Voice: Le Chat et la Souris. Food fights, fresh food, two out of five stars, and free food. Come now before they go bankrupt.
(Mothstar peeks her head in and mouths, 'Don't do it!')
Great job, Goldenstar13! There were only a few things I would have changed: Instead of Techyscreen starting the food fight it would have been one of the stupider cats, such as Smokesplash, Splotchpaw, or Splashpaw. Also, Darkspirit would have written the customer review. I didn't really get the last line but this was very good! Congratulations!
Mothstar: And while we're still doing this, why don't I put the other winner here?
*The screen fades in from black and it shows a TV screen. It says, 'The Warriors Truth or Dare Show' in funky lettering. Screen change to Techyscreen holding a camera.*
Techyscreen: In 5-4-3-2!
*Music starts playing. A female voice is singing a song with a tune that resembles the iCarly theme song*
Suspiciously Miranda Cosgrove-sounding person: I know, you see, the Warriors Truth or Dare Show, and it's so awesome!
*Redfang, Willowheart, Splashpaw and Sparklepaw wave and smile*
*Their names roll across the screen*
*Camera swerves to the right*
Singer: Dares here, truths there, monster trucks will get us there, and it's so awesome!
*Silverstreak, Leafstorm, Rainsong, Shinepaw and Ebonypaw jump up and down as their names roll across the screen*
Singer: It's so crazy, and I'm telling you just how it is, so
*Nightfrost, Rockypath, Stormclaw, Darkspirit and Ivorypaw high five as their names appear above their heads*
Singer: Wake up the super lazy co-hosts
*Smokesplash, Patchclaw, Splotchpaw and Foxpaw all aim cameras at the cameraman filming this. Names above heads, durr.*
You Know Who It Is: It's time to roll
There's no chance it isn't wild
*Shinyheart does a cartwheel and her name spins in a circle*
Lord Voldemort: Every time you turn on your television,
*Honeyleaf, Shimmerlight and Roseheart give a thumbs up as their names bounce up and down*
Singer Lady Again: We'll be there so leave the rest to us,
*Palestorm and Whitefang give the 'peace out' sign with their names in arcs above their heads*
Justin Beiber: Leave it all to us,
*Ashpaw fake chases the cameraman and his name chases him*
The REAL Miranda Cosgrove: Leave it all to us,
*Techyscreen waves and his name looks like it's being typed on the screen*
Singer Lady: Just leave it all to us!
*The whole cast waves and cheers underneath an obviously homemade painted sign that says in sloppy handwriting, 'The Warriors Truth Or Dare Show!'. Mothstar sits on it*
*Music ends*
Mothstar: With me, Mothstar!
*Screen fades to black*
Congratulations, XxPieInYaFacexX! You only made one error: It's Shimmerlight, not Shimmerflight. Very good! I don't watch iCarly, never listened to "Leave it all to Us", and had to ask my mom who Lord Voldemort was (all she knows is that he's an evil guy from Harry Potter), yet I still liked this. This was great, Pie! But there was another error: I didn't know who it was when you said "You know who it is". That's it! Congratulations!
Mothstar: Also…remember a few episodes back when Longtail and Jayfeather were dared to race through an obstacle course? I never put who dared that. There was an anonymous reviewer by the name of Cloudberry of SkyClan. I just wanted to say that because I kept forgetting. If any of you know Cloudberry please notify them! Thanks! And I also wanted to thank all those who nicely said their opinion about the last episode!
Mothstar: Well! Now that I've gotten the commercials done I'm stuck! What will I do?
Goldenshine: …well, it's raining again. NOOO I HATE RAIN!
Goldenshine: …Mothstar?
Mothstar: Yes?
Goldenshine: I WANNA GO
Mothstar: GO WHERE?
Goldenshine: potty I'll be right back *leaves*
Mothstar: *sweat drop*
*flush; water running*
Goldenshine: AAA! AS I WAS SAYING I WANNA GO
Mothstar: GO WHERE? !
Goldenshine: AWAY! I'm gonna make my own dare show with all the younger members! Is that okay with you?
Mothstar: Suuuuure
Goldenshine: I'll take Techyscreen, Whitefang, Shimmerlight, Roseheart, Rainsong, Darkspirit, Stormclaw, Rockypath, Leafstorm, and all the apprentices, okay?
Mothstar: Suuuuure
Goldenshine: Are you stuck on repeat?
Mothstar: Suu—NO!
Goldenshine: Are you going to be okay without me?
Mothstar: WHADDAYA THINK? I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE!
Goldenshine: Fiiine
Mothstar: *randomly hugs Goldenshine* Byez! I'll miss you!
Shinyheart: Don't forget to visit every once in a while, kits!
Splotchkit: Aw, Mom…
Everyone: Bye!
New allegiances now! Sorry it was so short!
"The boss":
Mothstar: brown she-cat with blue eyes and faint tan stripes in her fur (You don't need me to tell you)
Hosts:
Redfang: light ginger tom with amber eyes (Mothstar)
Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat, green eyes (Mothstar)
Co-hosts:
Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, dark gray, and black streaks throughout her coat and blue eyes
Security cats:
Nightfrost: black furred-tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes (Shadus Krifetalon)
Camera cats:
Smokesplash: blue-and-dark gray tom (Smokeclaw of Shadowclan)
Patchclaw: black-and-white patched tom (Patchkit)
Medicine cats:
Honeyleaf: light gold she-cat with green eyes (Squirrelyluv)
Queens
Shinyheart: very pale gold she-cat with yellow eyes (Mothstar)
Another queen
Maintenance cats:
Palestorm: pale gray tom with darker gray paws, chest, and tail-tip and green eyes (Mothstar)
Things we need more of:
~Queens