Episode 14: …
Patchclaw: "dot dot dot"? Did she really name the episode "dot dot dot"?
Smokesplash: What is "…" anyway?
Sol: *appears and starts meditating* …
Patchclaw: *sweat drop* Oh.
*Everyone else walks in*
Redfang: Sorry we're late. We were seeing Goldenshine off to the airport.
Shinyheat: *sniffle*
Silverstreak: And now Shinyheart's all depressed because she had to watch her kits leave.
Shinyheart: *starts sobbing a bit*
Redfang: No! Don't start crying again!
Sol: …
Shinyheart: *transfixed*
Sol: …
Shinyheart: *sits next to him* …
Sol: *talking with his eyes closed* You are not relaxed, Shinyheart. You must relax.
Shinyheart: *sighs*
Sol: Now breathe in…
Shinyheart: *inhales slowly*
Sol: …And out.
Shinyheart: *lets out her breath through her mouth slowly*
Sol: Feel your breath flowing in…and out…in…and out.
Shinyheart: *breathing deeply*
Sol: That's it…nice and easy. In…out.
Shinyheart: *sneezes*
Sol: …
Shinyheart: …
Mothstar: *walks in* Hi!
Mothstar: I feel like I need another queen…Shinyheart is so *whispers* boring *normal voice* sometimes…
Shinyheart: …
Sol: …
Shinyheart: OH MY WHISKERS I'M HAVING KITS AGAIN! *staggers to the nursery*
Sol: *smiles with his eyes closed* …
Mothstar: Dude, you just knew him for 5 MINUTES and already he got you pregnant? And there must be something wrong with time here since you take MOONS to continue to be pregnant.
Sol: *grinning since he's gonna be a dad* …
Silverstreak: But you gotta admit, he's pretty attractive…
30 minutes later, in the nursery, Shinyheart has 4 kits suckling at her belly: a pale gray she-cat with deep green eyes (yes, time is messed up so their eyes are already the right colors and they're like 4 moons old); a tortoiseshell-and-white tom with a ruff of fur around his neck, a tuft of fur on his tail-tip, and amber eyes; a yellowy-ginger-greenish tom with golden eyes; and a white she-cat with fur that has a sheen that is all the colors of the color spectrum, and golden eyes.
Shinyheart: Fernkit, Solkit, Lemonkit, and Prismkit.
Mothstar: Wow that was fast.
Shinyheart: GASP YOWL SCREECH
Fast forward time for the bonus kit, which is a rainbow tabby she-cat with green eyes
Shinyheart: Rainbowkit.
Mothstar: Sol being the father made your kits very odd…
Outside the nursery, Smokesplash and Patchclaw are playing chess
Smokesplash: *triumphantly* CHECKMATE!
Patchclaw: Darn it! Darn it darn it darn it darn it—
Sol: *begins humming* Hummmmm
Smokesplash & Patchclaw: Huh?
Sol: *starts levitating* hummmm
Patchclaw: OH MY WHISKERS HE'S FLOATING! !
Sol: *levitates into the nursery to see his kits* hummmm
*Patchclaw and Smokesplash stare after him*
Smokesplash: *faints*
Patchclaw: Dude, it wasn't that shocking; he's Sol, after all.
Smokesplash: *out of it*
In ze nursery
Sol: Hummm beautiful hummm kits
Shinyheart: *purrs* Thank you.
Sol: *falls down*
Sol: Ow.
Sol: *closes his eyes again* Hummm *starts floating* *falls down again and bonks his head on Lemonkit's 3DS* Ow.
Lemonkit: *fingers moving furiously on the buttons*
Sol: *transfixed*
Lemonkit: *fingers still moving fast and his tongue is poking out since he's concentrating so hard*
Sol: *takes it and tries to play it*
Sol: *utterly fails and gets a game over within two milliseconds*
Lemonkit: *gets mad*
Sol: *gets scared*
Lemonkit: *growls*
Sol: *drops 3DS and runs*
Lemonkit: *chases him out of the nursery*
Lemonkit: Grr grr hiss groar grr hiss hiss
Sol: Ow ow ow ow ow OUCH!
Shinyheart: STOP BEATING UP YOUR DADDY!
Mothstar: *yells over the noise* I'M GOING TO START A COMMERCIAL NOW!
La la la commercial break!
Mothstar: Hi! I'm going to do something you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE! Well in the story How a Warrior REALLY Gets his or her Warrior Name it's been shown. Like, Cloudtail got a cloud on his tail, get it? So anyway…
Thornclaw: *his claws turn into thorns*
Brambleclaw: *his claws turn into brambles
Spiderleg: *he gets a spider's legs*
Lostface: *can't find her face*
Tigerclaw: *steals a tiger's claws*
Stormtail: *a storm is on his tail*
Hawkfrost: *finds a frosty hawk*
Cinderpelt: *falls down a fireplace*
Ashfur: *is right behind Cinderpelt*
Blackstar: *walks into tar on a road*
Snowbird: *has a snow cone with a bird in it*
Dustpelt: *accidentally finds his way into a Twoleg nest and hides under the bed, if you can answer this without looking at the reviews and you submit a good queen then it may get in*
Sharpclaw: *has dull claws, buh-dum crash*
Smallear: *finds a shrink ray*
Frostfur: *sleeps outside in the middle of leaf-bare*
Yellowfang: *drinks lemonade*
Honeyfern: *finds a crushed bee's nest in the ferns*
Poppyfrost: *finds some frosty poppies*
Scorchfur: *in a fire*
Owleyes: *wears owl-eye contacts*
Mothstar: This is fun but I want to get back to the show now…if you are reading this and you wrote that story, feel free to use my ideas as long as you give me credit! I have a feeling I may find the "Lost face" one on there…
La la la Mothstar's takin' a break!
2 and a half hours later or so…
Okay lalala Mothy's back!
Mothstar: *deep breaths*
Honeyleaf: Relax, Mothstar, relax…
Mothstar: *takes deep, shuddering breath*
Redfang: Is she okay?
Mothstar: Y-yeah, I'm fine…my sister, mom, and dad are going to a concert and won't be back until, like, midnight. It's 7:40 pm now.
Patchclaw: I thought you've been home alone before.
Mothstar: *deep shuddering breath* Uh-huh, but never that long, and never at night…only once, but I was asleep for it, and it was a few years ago. Two, maybe.
Silverstreak: Relax, Jul.
Mothstar: *deep shuddering breath* Well, I'm calmer than I was when they left…and I didn't even want to leave the front room where the TV and my brother were, but he's makin' noise with his Bionicles and I'm focusing on this…
Prismkit: Tell us about your softball game, Julie!
Rainbowkit: Yes, please!
Mothstar: Okay, okay…*deep breath* Well, we were losing a lot of games, but two games ago we faced a team called Lady Thunder. The coaches said they had only won once, and our team—the Stangs—was a bit more confident, since we had only won…zero times. We won the game—it was a little rough though. Now, in this game, we played against the Hit-and-Runs again—we lost against them once—and we played much more confidently. In the beginning of the game, our pitcher felt lightheaded from not eating breakfast, so she had to stop, and her boyfriend and her mom helped her. The coach told me not to swing at ANYTHING when I went up to bat—he wanted me to take a walk and get on base. Then he told me to steal, and I stole second. The bases were loaded by then, and the next person got a walk. The person on third walked home, and I walked to third. I would have run home but we had two outs and the batter struck out. I sat on the bench when we were in the field half the time since we have some extra people. I alternated with another girl. I got another walk when I was up at bat again, and the play was basically the same: walk to first, steal second, walk to third and then to home. That was the first time I ever got home in a game. The thing is, people don't get excited unless you run home. My dad said he was clapping and cheering when I walked home, but I didn't hear him. I do believe him! At one point they got a home run and got a bunch of runs, but we pulled back in again. We ended up winning 10-6. That win was much more satisfying than the one against Lady Thunder—it felt like we worked for it.
Solkit: Yay Julie!
*Kits cheer*
Mothstar: I feel mostly better now! I had to use mah brain to remember all that, since the game had started at 11 and ended at 1:05. Okay, that was just to distract myself. I have to go turn on the light since it's getting dark in here and giving me a headache.
Lemonkit: Mothstar?
Mothstar: Hang on…I have to wash the pan. I had to put dinner away, and it had just been sitting there for an hour…I put it away but I still need to wash the pan. Give me a few minutes. Oh, and there's some other stuff that needs to be done; I'll be back soon.
Smokesplash: Mothstar?
Mothstar: Okay, I finished the stuff I had to do but now I have to get ready for bed.
Everyone: *groans*
Mothstar: Don't worry, it won't take too long. Right now it's 8:36. I'll be back before or at 9, okay? Now let me go! *leaves*
Mothstar: Okay, it's 9:12 right now. I will go to bed in…17 and a half minutes. I'll use the most of it! Okay, let's do some dares! First, let's dare Sol while he's here. Might as well take advantage of that. *leaves the nursery with everyone else except Shinyheart*
Mothstar: Sol, I dare you to eat a bomb.
Sol: Seriously?
Mothstar: No. I dare you to clean out a dumpster.
Sol: But I'm a freaky prophetic cat! I don't wash those!
Mothstar: Too bad. *poofs him to dumpster* Okay now I dare Mapleshade to admit she loves Thistleclaw.
In the Place of No Stars
Mapleshade: *blushing* Uh, Thistleclaw?
Thistleclaw: *shredding some sickly green glowing fungus on a tree* What?
Mapleshade: I…I love you.
Thistleclaw: *whirls around, spraying shredding fungus all over Mapleshade* WHAT! I already love someone—Snowfur!
Mapleshade: But she isn't here.
Brokenstar: Hey, Thistleclaw! Yo, whazzup? Hey, you're hittin' on my girlfriend!
Mapleshade: I'm not your girlfriend!
Brokenstar: I think you are.
Mapleshade: Your warrior name was, like, so stupid. I mean, Brokentail? Come on!
Brokenstar: I feel abused…*pads a bit away*
Mapleshade: You feel abused? I didn't even abuse you! *goes up to him and starts jabbing him with her unsheathed claw*
Brokenstar: Ow!
Mapleshade: Hey, this is the Dark Forest! Suck it up! *jab jab*
Brokenstar: But I'm bleeding!
Mapleshade: You make people bleed all the time, and you're fussing about that? You baby!
Brokenstar: I don't train anyone! I have a blood phobia!
Mapleshade: *jabs him even harder*
Brokenstar: *passes out*
Mapleshade: *turns around and sees Thistleclaw twining tails with…Sparrowfeather?*
Thistleclaw: *purring*
Mapleshade: *runs away crying*
Back at the truth or dare HQ
Mothstar: Okay, got 1 and a half minutes left! Let's check on Sol. *poofs him up*
Sol: (is filthy) Thanks a lot…
Shinyheart: *sees him* OMW OMW OMW OMW OMW *drowns in OMWs*
Mothstar: Okay, I'm going to wrap up now! Thanks for watching! And sorry about making so much real life stuff in it! I really did freak out…and if you figure out why I made Dustpelt do what he did during the commercial and you submit a queen or maitinence cat, it may be in there! Byez! Hope you enjoyed it, and I apologize for the late update! Byez!
Everyone including Sol: Bye!
Mothstar: Yuck, don't wave your paw, Sol. You just sprayed gunk everywhere. *poofs him away*
"The boss":
Mothstar: brown she-cat with blue eyes and faint tan stripes in her fur (You don't need me to tell you)
Hosts:
Redfang: light ginger tom with amber eyes (Mothstar)
Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat, green eyes (Mothstar)
Co-hosts:
Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, dark gray, and black streaks throughout her coat and blue eyes (Myrtefalls & Mothstar)
Security cats:
Nightfrost: black furred-tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes (Shadus Krifetalon)
Camera cats:
Smokesplash: blue-and-dark gray tom (Smokeclaw of Shadowclan)
Patchclaw: black-and-white patched tom (Patchkit)
Medicine cats:
Honeyleaf: light gold she-cat with green eyes (Jayfeather Luva)
Queens
Shinyheart: very pale gold she-cat with yellow eyes (Mothstar)
Another queen
Maintenance cats:
Palestorm: pale gray tom with darker gray paws, chest, and tail-tip and green eyes (Mothstar)
Kits:
Prismkit: white she-cat with a sheen to her fur that makes it shine in all the colors of the color spectrum and golden eyes, Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)
Rainbowkit: rainbow tabby she-cat with green eyes, Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)
Lemonkit: yellow-grayish-green tom with yellow eyes, Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)
Solkit: tortoiseshell-and-white tom with long fur, a ruff of fur around his head, a tail-tuft, and amber eyes, Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)
Fernkit: pale gray she-cat with deep green eyes, Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)