Riley walked down the hill and back to his house. He sat on the couch, thinking about his life, until Robert came in the room.

"Now Riley, come with me and I'll give you something."

Riley followed him into Robert's room as he opened a cabinet.

"What's that, Granddad?"

He opened the box, and wrapped in tissue was Riley's grandmother's ring.

"This was your Grandmommy's ring. Give it to Jazmine."

"Granddad, I… I can't accept your ring. It you must cherish it mo den anything."

"You take it, and give it to yo wife. We can use it as a family heirloom."

"Granddad, I don't know how I can thank you."

"Just be sure to take care of yo family."

"I promise."

Later that day

Riley eagerly waited for Jazmine's return. When she did return, Riley ran right up to her.

"Hey Riley."

"Yo, uh… Jazmine… will you uh… marry me?"

Jazmine's face lit up with more happiness than Riley has ever seen before.

"Yes! Of course I will!" Jazmine said hugging and kissing him.

"iight."

"I need to go home and tell Cindy!"

Weeks later

Riley was enjoying a quiet evening on the couch listening to music. His enjoyment was interrupted with a knock on his door. He went to open it, and standing there was Ed's butler, with his limo parked on the curb.

"Master Riley, your party is waiting for you." The man said as Riley walked into the car. The limo led him to the same hotel he used for the fundraiser. Riley walked out of the car and into the hotel. He followed the signs into the ballroom, where a huge party was taking place. It was full of lights, music, and a whole lot of girls. Two girls led Riley to a chair in the middle of the ballroom in front of a purpose built stage with stairs that led to a balcony on the stage. Just then, a loud voice was heard on the speakers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, here she is, the master of disaster, the revolution of evolution, the 8th wonder of the world, the missing link, the blonde bomber! Please put your hands together for Cindy "fearsome" Mcphearson!"

Lights shined on Cindy, for she was wearing a long dress, and music played as she walked gracefully down the steps, and on the stage. Cindy looked straight at Riley, and walked towards him. The crowd cheered when she ripped of her dress, and nothing was on her but bra and panties. Cindy went up to Riley and danced on top of him.

Meanwhile

Jazmine was enjoying her bachelorette party that Cindy organized for her. She was undergoing a similar event, but with the help of Winston Jerome, she had men for her party. Sarah also joined the party, and danced with men. Jazmine loved her party, but thought it was no fun without Riley.

Meanwhile Riley couldn't help but enjoy his party all through the night. But one point at the party, Cindy came up to Riley holding a shot full of some kind of liquid.

"Here, Riley. I made this just for you." Cindy said as Riley grabbed the concoction and gulped it. Riley's vision started to impair until it was nothing more than a composite blur.

The next morning Riley woke up in his bead. He was felling lightheaded, and a bit queasy. He turned to his side and was surprised to see Cindy laying there.

"Cindy! Did we?"

"Oh yes we did!"

"But what if?"

"Riley! You know I wouldn't even consider it without protection!"

"Oh." He said taking the condom off of him. "Well, get dressed or something."

A/N be thankful my step dad let me use his lap top.