"Let's see nyah… I'll go to the Leaf village, give Naruto and everyone else their gifts….then back to the Sand village, and give Gaara and Temari their stuff…" Kankuro was soaring through the starry skies, delivering gifts to the nice peoples. Shikamaru and various others got rocks, because Kankuro hates Shikamaru for no apparent reason and he feels like giving people rocks.
"OI! Cosmetic! Stop being stupid, stop sleeping and get back to work!" Kankuro yelled at the innocent reindeer that felt like sleeping and making the sled move slower. Kankuro grabbed a random rock from the sack behind him which contained all of the people's presents….and ugly boulder rock things… He threw it at the poor reindeer, causing it to awake, go crazy, and do things….not going into much detail…
"Aw! That's one less rock to give to Shikamaru!!! NOOO!!!! I hate you Cosmetic! HMPH!"
Anyway, Kankuro soared over the Land of Fire, reaching the Leaf village. He decided to go to Neji's house first, then Hinata's. He found himself over the Hyuuga clan residence place…thing….whatever it is…He pulled the retarded reindeer to cease movement, and land on the Neji's shed that contained the mountain of lost plushies. (refer to the Adventures of Kankuro and Kiba, chapter 1 by Jesshiku-chan)
"Oi….I remember this thing….I still want some of those plushies"
Kanky Clause grabbed the sack of presents that contained REAL presents, jumped of the shed's roof, and walked toward the part of the Hyuuga clan residence place thing where Neji lived….or where he thought he lived…SAME THING!
"ARGH! Where does that poohead live?!?! There should at least have nameplate things on these houses that say NEJI HYUUGA'S HOUSE like that one right there!" Kankuro stopped walking and stared at the house with the nameplate. "Umm…that's nice…" He left the sack behind, picked out Neji's particular gift, and carefully and silently walked towards the door. He cautiously opened the door…KABOM!….It creaked….causing a scared Kankuro to have shiver things down his throat…..and spine…and up his hair…and everywhere that's important…. It was completely dark inside Neji's house, but Kankuro could tell he was on carpet. He couldn't see Neji….or anyone. "Umm…..yeah…." He was scared, so he just left the present at the front door and walked out. The present was neatly wrapped in white paper and tied with a green ribbon. It was a perfect cube-like box. "And now for Hinata…hopefully she has a nicer house….yeah…but I'd rather not see…."
Several Minutes Later
"Gosh….FINALLY! I FOUND HINATA'S HOUSE! It's too much trouble to actually go inside the house….so…." Kankuro took a present out of the sack, it looked very similar to Neji's, but this one had purple paper with a pink ribbon. He slowly opened the door and threw the present inside….without even looking.
"EEEK!"
Kankuro swiftly ran out of the Hyuuga clan area….thing…
Several Minutes Later
"ARGH! How'd I find myself here?!?!?!…This sign says…. Home to the Uchiha Clan…Oh well…I'll leave off Sasuke's and Itachi's gifts…"
Elsewhere….
"Hiashi-sama, I spotted a burglar in my house, he did not take anything from me, so I did not attack. He may still be around the Hyuuga main houses. We should inform Hinata-sama and Hanabi-sama. He seems to have dropped this box…"
"….Peter Pan…."
"What?"
"Peter Pan! Didn't you ever watch that?!!? There's a bomb in that thing! See, you're supposed to put it to your ear and it goes KABOM!"
"Um….Hiashi-sama, are you feeling OK?"
"Just put it to your frickin ear, woman!"
"I'm a man….for your information…."
"PUT IT TO YOUR FRICKIN EAR WOMAN!!!….or….whatever YOU are…."
"Fine….but I don't see the use of putting this thing to my ear…" Neji put the mysterious box to his ear, and to his surprise, he heard a ticky noise thing….
"Oh my god! There really is a bomb in this thing!"
"That's what I told ya!" Hiashi stood up and pointed at the box with an unusual serious look in his eyes. "That thing must be disposed of right away!"
"Eh? Are you sure? I mean, it could just be a clock, you know."
" I said dispose of it right away!"
"Uh….yes sir…" Neji stood up, bowed, and walked out of the room, outside, and into his house. He turned the lights on, and pondered what to do. He put the box on a random table, pulled out a chair, and carefully unwrapped the box.
"…Wha?!"
At Hiashi's….
"Umm….Father….I found this…."
Back to Kanky Clause
"Gosh! someone could have at least given me a map…" Kankuro looked around, it was pitch black outside, but a long blanket of stars covered the sky. Kankuro looked at his watch.
"Oh, crud! It's already 2:13 a.m.! Hey…now that you think about it… Where are my reindeer?!"
I hope this was longer...It took me a long time...very long time...I didn't want to put the whole trip in one chapter...or else it would be too long...so I'm seperating it into chapters by people...so...the Hyuugas were first! I'll reveal what everyone got at the end of the story...ok...hmm...yeah...SO REVIEW! Or I'll eat you...and being eaten isn't very pleasant...