Title: I Love You
Author: St. Danger
Posted On: May 18th 2011
Summary: "How dense are you?" Training, declarations of love, attempted suicides, hospital stays, aftermath of a drunken alley fight, jealousy at a pub, awkward discoveries, and a day in the life. Ah, it must be K-Unit slash! Oneshot.
Genres: Romance/Angst/Humour
Rated: T
Disclaimer: I don't own Alex Rider or any of the K-Unit.
Warnings/Rated For: Language, angst, slash, the usual.
Notes: Finally, a new installment! 8D Only took me like two years. D: I tell you man, life is a pain in the butt for writing. I miss it a lot, especially because I've gotten so involved in fandoms, old and new. I didn't do SpyFest this year, which made me quite sad although I never could have been able to do it any justice with my schedule, so I posted this to compensate.

But anyhoo, this alternates between adorable fluff and typical cracky humour, and then some lovely slash. Please read, enjoy, and review!

Seth was grinning as he opened the door to their apartment.

Just as he expected, Neal tackled him the second he put one foot inside. Laughing, the medic allowed himself to be picked up and spun around.

The older of the two stopped the spinning after a moment but did not release his boyfriend from the tight hug.

"I missed you!" Neal said as he buried his face in Seth's neck, inhaling his scent.

"I was only gone for a day and half!" Seth laughed.

He wrapped his arms around him even tighter. "That's a day and half too long!"

Seth chuckled as he closed his eyes and rested his head on Neal's shoulder.

"I love you." Neal whispered, kissing his cheek.

Seth held him tighter. "I love you too."

The two of them stayed in that position for a while, until finally, Neal's attention drifted and he pressed a firm but very sweet kiss to Seth's lips, the Scott arching his back and wrapping his arms around his neck.

They kissed softly and lovingly, enjoying their moment of reunion. It was a very heartfelt moment, which is exactly why it is to be expected that not too long after they began kissing they were interrupted – by two grown men and and a young adult going "aaaaaaaaaww" like a group of sappy teenaged girls.

The two broke apart reluctantly to face their comrades, who all had shit grins plastered on their faces.

"Was that necessary?" Snake asked.

"Completely and utterly." Fox answered, his grin growing wider (if that was even possible).

"You two are so cute." Wolf teased, trying pinch their cheeks.

Eagle swatted his hands away and managed to shove all three of them out the door at once. "Out!" he commanded and slammed it shut in their faces, locking it before they could open it.

Seth laughed but toned it down to a wide grin as Eagle wrapped his arms around him and kissed him enthusiastically. He moaned as Neal sucked at a sweet spot at his throat.

The door burst open – Eagle was seriously thinking about taking back Wolf's key to their place – and the trio of troublemakers walked in. The two lovers separated and Eagle rolled his eyes in exasperation. "You three really can't take a hint, can you?"

"No, we really can't." Cub said with his trademark smirk.

Eagle growled and Snake wrapped his arms around his middle, standing tall so he could lean in and whisper something into his ear. "Don't worry." he kissed his temple, "You can have me for all of tonight." he offered.

Eagle smiled and kissed his boyfriend again. "You're on." he murmured, before they both turned to face their fellow unit members.

"Are you going to let us in, or keeping making bedroom promises?" Wolf asked, an eyebrow raised.

Eagle relented after shooting Wolf with a nasty death glare, stepping aside to let the three of them inside.

"We wanted to see if you guys were interested in having dinner with us." Fox said, leaning casually against the kitchen counter.

"And you couldn't call?" Eagle asked.

Cub's lips twitched into a smirk. "This way you'd have a tougher time saying no."

"Well now it just depends on what we're having." Snake said as he shut the door.

They all exchanged glances, quickly going over the list of tasty-sounding foods that popped into their heads.

"Pizza?"

"Chinese."

"German."

"How about French?"

"Indian!"

"Not unless you're burning the flat down afterward."

"Why?"

"It's the only way to get rid of the smell."

"Shut up you two. How about Greek?"

"SUBWAY!"

"NO WAY!"

"Italian."

"We just had Italian!"

"Fine. Sushi?"

"Raw fish?"

"I still say Greek."

"What's wrong with pizza?"

"Your face is wrong with pizza!"

…

"...Stop talking..."

"Sorry."

…

…

"How about we get barbeque?"

...

"A seafood medley!"

"If we can't have sushi we can't have a seafood medley!"

"Shut up, we're having tacos."

Eventually they ended up inviting Jack over and she ended the debate for them: a smorgasbord. They ordered soups and salads from a Greek restaurant, chips and other side dishes from a local restaurant, Chinese for the main course, and Cub and Fox went out to pick up a box of Italian cookies, biscuits, and other small treats for dessert from an old-fashioned Italian bakery.

The entire process took nearly three and a half hours to be finished, by which time it was dark outside and getting rather late. So, with the usual teasing and mocking good-byes, everyone left Neal and Seth's home to go to their own residencies and sleep.

With the flat now devoid of visitors, Neal sauntered over to his boyfriend, who was standing in front of the television, about to turn it off.

A devilish smirk gracing his lips, Neal literally picked Seth up into his arms, the lithe soldier yelping as his feet suddenly left the ground. He wrapped his arms around his assailant's neck, casting a few longing looks to the floor before resigning himself to his fate.

"Why?" he asked calmly, his green eyes locking with hazel ones.

He wasn't pouting. Nope, definitely not pouting at the fact he had been swept up like a damsel in distress.

Neal kissed him firmly. "Because you're such a lightweight. And you're cute when you make that face."

Seth opened his mouth to comment, but Neal kissed him again, something Seth didn't object to. In fact, a moan escaped his throat as Neal's tongue expertly explored his mouth.

"Come on, let's go to bed." Neal said, beginning to walk to their bedroom.

"Alright." Seth hummed, tracing kisses along Neal's jawline and throat, teeth playfully grazing his skin.

Neal shuddered and moaned. "God, only you could make walking difficult."

Seth grinned, but kept his lips moving until they reached the bedroom. Neal deposited Seth on the bed and climbed on top of him, hands on either side of his face and his knees at Seth's legs. But just as he lowered his head to kiss Seth, he felt himself being flipped over, and suddenly their positions were reversed.

"Wha-"

Seth smiled and leaned over his boyfriend's face, lips hovering over his teasingly. "I told you. I'm all yours tonight."

Neal laughed, arching up to kiss him. "Can I be yours too?"

He nuzzled their faces together and intertwined their hands together. "I wouldn't have it any other way."

"Good."

I'll let you guess who said what during the food argument. XD

I've had this sitting on my hard drive for quite some time, and I just kept tweaking it. I finally gave up and decided to post it as is. Hope it doesn't suck... Critiques, comments, and such are highly encouraged! :)

If anyone has any suggestions for future installments, feel free to share! :D