My Mini Athrun

Disclaimer: I don't own GS or GSD or Sunrise. I would love to kill the person who made the sequel of GS if I may…ahahaha, just joking...NOT.

Author's Note: SORRY!! I'M VERY SORRY!!!! "" I was busy studying for my test before break…that I didn't have time to write this chapter up. Ahaha, now I can! Yay! Winter starts today!!!

Ah, anyways, thanks for waiting and thanks for your reivews!!! Just to say something before you read, Lacus might be a little OCC, so…yah…don't complain to me later. Remember, it's all part of the story process. Enjoy!!!


Mini 9: Back Fire

Their dinner was... well… going weird in a sort of way... The two girls kept blabbing about which secret clothes-hunting (?), which pose was the greatest (??), when they fell on each other (???), mail each other though they lived near by before (????), and all the little weird things that girls would never talk about—(probably)—but unfortunately this two girls did...

Something was wrong with this two girls...I'm sure.

"Oh, Lacus, I had fun." Cagalli said with amusement, clapping her hands together. She looked at Lacus with a glint in her eyes. "Me too." The pink haired friend reply with sparkles in her eyes.

From the view of the boys, their minds were in denial. And their mouths were gaped form the shock. Still seeing the scene in front of them, they witness Lacus holding Cagalli's hand and with a light squeeze they both smiled. "What the heck is happening!!?? My girlfriend is a-a-a—lesbian!?" Both of the guys thought in a panic mode.

Kira leaned over to Lacus, who sat in front of him, interrupted their moment time. "Uh, Lacus. I need to talk you." Kira mumbled, but clear enough for everyone to hear. Lacus turned her head towards Kira, "Hm? What is it?" her smile quickly faded as she saw her…boyfriend.

"Uh, do you have a moment? I want to talk to you in the kitchen." Kira said, pointing at the kitchen behind him.

Cagalli's eyes furrowed. "Why can't you say what you want to talk about with her here?" Lacus nodded in agreement. "Yah, Kira. Just tell me here. There's no reason to be shy."

Athrun looked never so surprised like now. Was Cagalli having an affair with La-Lacus? How? There's something going on, he has a hunch. And that means they are up to something. Or maybe he is wrong and they are actually les-les-lesbians! For god's sake!!

Athrun shrived and looked at Kira, who was frozen like ice.

"Well?" Cagalli demanded, in a forceful tone. "Are you gone frozen or something? Tell us. You are making dinner cold."

Kira faced them, and then looked at Athrun. "Uhm, Athrun, I see you have finish eating." Athrun looks at his plate, the food on his plate, half-eaten. He eyed his friend questionably with a quirked brow. "Huh?"

Panicking, Kira dragged Athrun off his seat, muttering something quickly to him. As the brunette dragged the little midnight blue haired boy to his room shutting the door behind him, the girls, who were sitting there blank in expression and their mouths, gaped. They began whispering to each other.

"I think you are right, Cagalli. There is something going on." Lacus said, in a low voice looking at the direction the guys went. Cagalli nodded then quirked an eyebrow, "But, why is little Asuran acting like that?" The pink haired lady who was sitting beside her, eyes widen in realization. "Oh my god, it must be 'that' then!!"

"…But it couldn't have been 'that'…could it? You know…Kira been a pedophile…?"

Lacus sobbed. "Oh my god! …And I'm his girlfriend!"

"And he's my bloody older brother!" Cagalli said, covering her mouth.


Time Pass by and the girls stopped their 'sobbing time', the blond stood up from the table, hands wrapped up like fists slamming down on the cover wooden table. "Oh, that's it. Kira is going to get it!" the pink haired friend tugged at her sleeve. "Cagalli, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to talk to that pervert!! Then beat him up!!" Cagalli said angrily. "But—" Lacus muttered.

"Lacus, this has got to stop!" Cagalli said sternly, looking away from her friend's eye view. She waited no longer for her friend's reply and walked straight towards the SO-CALLED-BROTHER' room. Lacus had no choice but to follow her.

The angry blond was about to knock on the door, but she heard something strange coming from inside. She looked at Lacus, who looked back in shock. The blond got close to the door, hearing the guys talk. Looking at the pink haired lady, Cagalli asked Lacus to listen too. Shaking her head, Lacus refused to eavesdrop, but then from the inside, she heard her name was said. Was Kira talking about Lacus…but to whom? …Little Asuran? …No…it can't be…Asuran…is…

Cagalli's expression was all in rumbles. "Athrun, I think Lacus and Cagalli are catch up on our plan." Kira spoke in a worry state.

"Athrun?" Cagalli thought. "But, I thought…? Asuran is…Athrun's long distance cousin, right? Then How…?" She shook that crazy thought. "And what does he mean by 'Plan'? What Plan?" She looked at Lacus who was also confused as her.

The little dark blue haired boy nodded. "That's what I thought when they started to get weird." He paced around the room, walking pass the door. Athrun raised his head to face his friend. With an awkward look he said, "you don't think…they are…you know… 'Lesbians'…do you?"

"NOOO!!!" Kira said, in a panicking voice. "OF COURSE NOT!!!" He pointed out to the door. "That's Lacus, we are talking about. She…she would never be like that!! What are you thinking Athrun???"

Feeling a little awkward since he asked that, he manage to say without blushing of mortification. "Ah, well…sorry…but… Didn't you see the way they were acting? It's like—"

"It was real?" Kira finished for him. Athrun nodded with a sigh. There was a long silence and Kira tried to end it with a question. "What do we do now? …If the girls know about this?"

The emerald eyed boy thought for a moment and clapped his hands as an idea appeared. "We could pretend that everything they do is normal and we just carry on with the plan. And everything will be fine."

"But Athrun, what if everything isn't?"

"Then we will figure this crap out. If I pretend again that I want to go back to Zala Corp, I know Cagalli will let me. Then you can actually drop me off at my apartment and I can finish the antidote for the shrinkage pill in no time." Athrun said, pacing around the room again.

He scratched his head for more ideas. "We can make up anything, and Cagalli might believe it. But…somehow I'm getting a funny feeling that she thinks you're gay, though you're her brother." Athrun said lastly pointing at the brunette man.

Kira shot up like volcano. "WHAT!? I'M NOT GAY!"

Athrun covered his ears and said with a hiss, "NOT so loud you idiot!! The girls might hear us!" Kira covered his mouth muttering an apology, which Athrun brushed it off. Athrun tried explaining. "I'm just saying on the way she looks at us when we are together. It's just weird because, remember you used to spy on me when you thought I was suspicious? …And now you are so close to me that you would actually take me to visit your work…" Kira froze.

"Yah, I think that she and Lacus thinks that you are a pedophile." Athrun said making a statement. Kira was shocked. "Wha-what!!?? I'm not a pedophile!!! For god's sake!!" Athrun hushed him again. "Don't you listen? I said not to loud!!"

"Sorry, but…" the violet man looked at his friend and pointed at him, "why couldn't you be the pedophile instead?" Athrun shook his head. "Because I look like a kid, you idiot. Have you ever seen a child been an offender before? Obviously, not, it's always the older one that are."

"Right." Kira said plainly.

The midnight blue haired boy sighed and looked at the time they had spend in the room…together. He coughed. "We better get back to dinner, I bet the girls are sleep or washing the dishes already." Kira nodded opening the door for him.

Cagalli and Lacus panicked, pushing each other to one of the rooms. Thank god, the guys didn't see them or heard them listening to them.

"Yup, guess they went to sleep." Kira said looking at the dinning room and the kitchen, seeing the girls nowhere in sight. "But they didn't clean up their plates. That's weird. You know…" Feeling a little guilty, Kira said scratching his head. "I guess we should clean after then for once." Athrun nodded, picking up some dishes.


Cagalli's room…

"I can't believe those bastards!!!" Cagalli screamed in her pillow. "That's Athrun right there!!! And I slept with him—"

"What!?" Lacus boomed, in shock. "You slept with little—I mean, Athrun!? When?"

Cagalli's cheeks turned red as cherry color. "I didn't SLEEP with him!!" she shook her head, "Not that way, I mean!!" her amber eyes flash with anger, "that little bastard told me that he was afraid of the night, so I let him sleep beside me as long as he wants."

Lacus sighed while she shook her head. "It's not—like I knew that that little cute boy would turn out to be that jerk!!" Cagalli said, trying to convince Lacus. "Come Lacus don't give me that look." Lacus replied, "Hey, I said nothing."

"Come on you are giving me the look."

"What look?"

"The look when something is really weird and you don't know what to do but just think is weird as it is."

With a sigh, Lacus said, "Sorry. It's just weird hearing you said that about a little boy and you, Cagalli, a grown up. It's just adding you to the pedophile list."

"What!? Uh, I cannot believe what I'm hearing…" the blond covered her ears, groaning.

Cagalli pointed at Lacus accusingly. "Hey, at least you are happy that your boyfriend or should I say my-so-called-brother isn't gay or a pedophile."

The light-lavender eyed lady breathed out, as she was relieved. "I know…Thank god." She smirked.


Cagalli's smile faded for a moment and thought really hard, trying to remember
everything that she and Lacus heard. "You know, they said some pretty weird things…like antidote pill?"

"Maybe it's for Athrun, since he is little at the moment."

Cagalli made a fist and punched her pillow with it, scaring her pink haired friend. "Sorry. I'm still mad at him. Don't think that I went crazy." Cagalli reassured.

Lacus brushed away with a hand. "No problem. I would be if Kira was like that."

"I want revenge."

"Eh?"

"I want revenge." Cagalli repeated.

"On Athrun? How?"

"I don't know but I'm thinking. That little idiot is going to pay. And…didn't we hear that they said something about going back the apartment? What apartment?"

Lacus thought aloud. "…Maybe Athruns'?"

Cagalli's expression lighted up. "Yah, that's it! That explains why when I went to Athrun's apartment I heard noises…Oh scared me there for a minute."

The baby blue eyed girl giggled. "I guess, it's normal to be scare. Though, you said that you aren't scare of anything."

"Hey, what is that suppose to mean?" Cagalli whacked lightly Lacus on the arm.

"Oh, nothing." Lacus smile.

Cagalli sighed. "Ok, let's get back to business. Now you see, as we heard…"


Next morning…

Everyone in the dinning table acted normal as cool as you please, forgetting all the stuff that happened yesterday. Well, almost. Little Athrun munched on his cereal, acting just like those little kids. He looked at Cagalli then at Lacus. "Weird…the girls aren't acting like yesterday… suspicious… maybe they are catching on…"

"Asuran, eat properly." A female voice woke him up.

He looked up to see a bright sunny Cagalli. She took a napkin and cleaned his mouth from the mess his was making. "There. You are one messy boy, I tell you that." She pinched lightly on his cheek, letting go she giggled.

"…Maybe I mistaken…or not…" Athrun thought.He looked up to see Cagalli laughing with Lacus. "Hm…"

Athrun was about to ask why Cagalli a question, but Kira interrupted him. "Ah, Cagalli, I'm taking Asuran again to Zala Corp. He loves it there."

"Oh?" the blond quirked an eyebrow. "How nice." She commented with a fake lovely smile. Boy, she knows how to act in front of those idiotic morons. Right there, when she pinched cutely at Athrun's cheek, she could have punched him hard for lying to her all this days. But thankfully her mind kicked in and she stopped herself in time. Boy, Athrun will get a piece of Cagalli's fist when she solved this whole shitting thing.

"May I go? Please Cagalli onee-chan?" Athrun asked, sweetly interrupting her thoughts. He had his thoughts too, but duty comes first. Though, he wanted to stay a kid and enjoy no responsibility what so ever, he missed kissing Cagalli and whatnot.

Cagalli smiled, "Of course, you may."


As Athrun was getting on Kira's car, he asked, "Hey, did you see Lacus's and Cagalli's expression this morning?" Kira turning on the engine looked at his tiny friend to his right. "What do you mean?" He asked, puzzled.

"I mean, the way they act today, just now."

Still not getting it, Kira asked again. "What do you mean?"

Athrun sighing, explained. "Kira, the way they acted was totally different then yesterday."

Still puzzled. "…So?"

Shaking his head, Athrun end it in conclusion, "So, that must mean that those girls might be pulling us the joke."

"Oh." Kira shook his head. "Ok. So, what do we do?"

"Hmm…" Athrun thought, lost of words. He looked at Kira's cell phone. "Call Cagalli's cell."

"What?" Kira asked, confused. "I said call her." The kid commanded. "Ok." Kira said confused. He took out his cell phone and phoned his sister.

Tru…tru…tru…

"Hello?" Cagalli answered.

"Cagalli?"

She said, sarcastically. "No, I stole my own cell—Of course, it's me, you dummy. What's up?"

Kira looked at Athrun, who wrote something on a piece of paper and show it to him. The brunette read it to Cagalli in a normal speaking tone. "Uh, nothing, just wondering what are you doing today?"

"Does it matter to you?" Cagalli asked.

"Uh, you don't have to be rude. I'm just asking." Kira spoke. "Ok, ok, sorry. I'm doing the laundry with Lacus, and then just going to eat lunch with her at noon and maybe go shopping. Does that sound good to you?"

"Uh, yah." Kira responded. Athrun nudge him handing him another piece of written paper. The violet eyed man quirked his brow as he looked from the paper to his navy blue head friend. He shook his head. "Hey, that's great. Since you're doing the laundry and going shopping, then can you please wash my socks and buy me a hammer, nails, driller, and Times Magazine?"

"What!? Why do we have to wash your filthy dirty socks!? And since when do you need a driller and a hammer?"

"Because I'm your older brother and you should listen to what I say. And the tools are something I can't tell you, its guys stuff. Oh, hey I have to go. Thanks. Bye." Kira said quickly hanging up before Cagalli could say anything else.

The brunette laughed so hard. "Oh my god, that's hilarious." He looked at Athrun who was chuckling. "What's with the nails and stuff?"

Athrun smiled. "Oh, it's nothing of use. It just popped in my mind."


"Argh!! That infuriating brother!!!" Cagalli screamed, pulling on her golden locks. Lacus came out from the living room, munching on a chewy yummy tasty candy. "What's up?" she asked, knowing that was Kira.

"My stupid brother wants us to buy some shitting things and clean his socks!"

"Ok." Lacus gave a pause. "But won't that interfere with our plan?"

"Exactly, that's why, I'm pissed off!" said Cagalli angrily.

"So, what do we do?" the pink haired lady asked. "Hm…you clean his socks—cuz, I'll never touch them—and I'll go and do some quick shopping." Cagalli ordered, grabbing Lacus's car keys. "Ok." Her friend nodded, turning around to clean Kira's socks.


"Lacus, I'm back!" Cagalli said, shutting the door behind her. "Are you finish yet?" she asked looking around. Lacus stepped out of the laundry room and smiled. "Done."

"Ok, then let's go and find out what they are hiding in his apartment." Cagalli said, seriously. Lacus nodded and followed Cagalli to her car.


As Cagalli drove Lacus's car, Lacus who sat in the passenger seat, asked as she was curious about, "…Hey, Cagalli. If Athrun is actually there in his apartment then how are we to search for clues?"

Cagalli smiling turned to face her friend. She chuckled. "Easy. We kick him out."

"Huh? …What do you mean? We don't actually kick him out…right?" Lacus said in shock.

"Yes. And no. We call Kira's cell and tell him that we got lunch for him and Asuran. Then I will ask him to put Athrun on the phone. Thus, we can figure out if Athrun is really in his apartment."

"Brilliant Cagalli!" Lacus cheered. She giggled. "No wonder you said were going for a quick shopping. Cagalli you are so smart."

Cagalli touch her chest, flattered. "Thank you." Laughing it off with 'Those morons won't know what hit them!'

Lacus coughed after laughing so much. She looked out the car window. "Are we actually going there?" Nodding, Cagalli asked Lacus to call the morons. Lacus quickly took out her cell phone and dialed Kira's cell.

"Hello? Kira Hibiki, speaking."

"Hey, honey." Lacus said in always her sweet tone.

"What's up?"

"Oh, I just thought that you and Asuran are hungry, so I bought lunch for both of you."

"Ehh? Uh, why?"

Lacus acted as she was taken aback. "Why? Because I care; Don't you care that I care?"

Hearing her tone, Kira started feeling a little guilty. "Ahh, of course I care, Lacus. Sorry, is just that we can buy lunch near by. So you don't need to—"

"Too late. We're here!!" His sister said in a high pitch voice, interrupting him.

"Cagalli? Wha—what are you--?"

"What I can't come? Oh Hey, put Asuran on the phone."

"Uhh, he…uh, went to the washroom." Kira said.

Cagalli smiled evilly as she knew that Kira would be lying. "Ah, what you let him drink??" She said in a girlish way. Before her brother could even say anything back, Cagalli said in a cheerful voice. "Oh well, we're here!! Oh, and I better see Asuran around you!" then she hang up on him, fake laughing.

The blond turned around to see Lacus sigh, "Cagalli, you didn't have to hang on him." Cagalli just shrugged. "He pisses me off. Plus, he lied that Athrun was there. That liar."

Shaking her head, Lacus looked around seeing that they just enter the highway. "Hey, we aren't even near the Corp."

"I know." Cagalli laughed. She kept her eyes on the road. "This gives time for Kira to panic and call the moron back to the company."

The baby blue eyed friend shook her head smirking, "You are evil." The amber-eyed blond shrugged. "Not my fault that he lied to me." She evilly smiled, "It's call 'pay back time'."


Kira started panicking. He thought mentally, "Shit!! I have to get Athrun here, right now!!" Taking out his cell, he dial Athrun's apartment. Remembering that he didn't lock Athrun this time, he knows that he will eventually pick up.

After many beeps no one answered the phone. Then the answering machine came on with Athrun's voice in it. "I'm sorry that I'm not home at the moment, please leave your message after the beep, and I will gladly call you back. Thank you."

"I guess this is one of his strategies. Smart." Kira thought, till the beep came on. Changing his tone of voice, Kira spoke in code. "Hey, it's purple-brownie here. Pick up or I'll smash your head to the wall."

Hearing the phone been picked up, a little boy's voice spoke with a sighed, "Though you were the girls."

"Sure."

"So, what's up? Don't tell me that you are really going to smash my head to the wall?" Athrun said continuing the stupid joke.

Kira chuckled. "Oh, I would love to—Ah, no time for that. The girls are here in the company!!"

"WHAT!? How?"

"They thought it was nice to bring food for us, so they came!! And you must come back to the company right now!! Or they will find out and chop my head off!!!"

"Oh my god…"


End of Mini 9.

(A/N: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!!! Now, how will little Athrun come back to Zala Corp in time? AND, how will Kira distract the girls? Well my good people find out on the next update! Till next time!)

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By: Daisukiasu'n'caga