The halls were dark and echoed with footsteps as Hidan walked. His eyes were closed and his mind was at peace. He was quite proud of himself, Hinata grew stronger every day and her loyalty to Jashin and himself was even greater.

"Where are you going?" Hidan opened his eyes to see Itachi leaning up against the wall. Only Itachi's eyes could be seen, glowing in the darkness.

"Hidan grunted "Why the fuck do you care pipsqueak?"

"What are you planning to do with that girl Hidan?" Itachi walked into the light ever so slightly, with only his face illuminated. "Do you plan to kill her? Or torture her? Possibly train her to be your servant?"

The Uchiha pulled himself off the wall and walked next to Hidan. He smirked, and looked Hidan right in the eyes "Or do you plan to make her immortal too?"

Hidan looked up at the dirt bag and snarled "Why the fuck do you give a shit? She's not your problem ya little red – eyed bitch!"

"Enough, I can see that there is no point in asking you. I guess I'll just have to wait and see." With that he grunted and walked on ignoring Hidan.

After Itachi disappeared Hidan stared daggers at where his shadow had been. Growling he said "Damn you little cunt licker…"


Hinata sat on the floor in the corner of Sasori's room, her hands delicately working on the face of her newest creation. It was a puppet with sunset hair, a blank expression, and the symbol of Jashin on its chest.

It had been four years since she was taken from her home, though she oddly did not mind all that much. The Akatsuki were her family now. Sasori was her main caregiver, he had taught her valuable lessons especially how to fight. Deidara had been almost like an older brother to her, he was the best sparring partner and he did make life interesting, though he caused her a lot of grief in the process.

He once blew up a clay bunny that, well, kind of caught her hair on fire.

None the less he kept her on her toes but what can a girl expect form a best friend?

Itachi Uchiha, though grim and tart, gave some of the best advice even when he was simply rambling to himself, lost in memories of the past.

Kakuzu, well…he put up with her mostly but he did give good money advice at the very least.

The other members of the Akastuki were nice too, but none such as amazing as Hidan.

Hidan was, though her eyes at least, a demigod. He was so skilled and powerful that Jashin must have blessed him himself.

Even father time had no control of him, even after four years Hidan retained his youth, as if he stopped ageing the day after she had met him. When he told her he was immortal, her jaw nearly dropped to the floor and she thought 'Oh my god…he really is Jashin's favorite and most loyal servant.' Hidan later explained to her it was his jutsu that gave him immortality but nonetheless Hinata adored him.

She had seen him strike down an opponent swiftly and precisely countless times, carefully taking notes from each of his movements and attacks, even taking the extra time to practice some of the moves and poses herself.

His curse technique was her favorite though, it gave him the power over life and death and all it took was a little blood. That was simply amazing; she wanted to learn that technique for herself to become stronger and untouchable, also to be just like Hidan.

"What are you doing? Still working on those pointless things un?" Deidara commented entering Sasori's room. "Honestly, what do you expect to accomplish from making them? It's not like you can use them yourself and Danna breaks them in battle to quickly for you to put so much effort in them. I say you just make them explode after all beauty only lasts a short while hm?" He squatted down facing her, a large idiotic smile on his face.

She gave him an aggravated stare. "Go fuck yourself Deidara. If I wanted your opinion I'd have asked."

"Wow someone's pissed today," he smirked "Now why is that hmm? Is it because Hidan is on a mission and you all by yourself?"

Hinata gave him a bored stare, similar to Sasori's "If I were alone you wouldn't be here dick licker, and no it's not because of Hidan either." Although it actually was she just didn't want to admit it.

"What is it then hm?" The blond asked poking her in the forehead with his pinky finger to agitate her.

"Are you trying to piss me off or something?" She growled.

"No I just have a little surprise for you yeah," He grinned "Follow me." He stood and turned to the door. "Coming?"

Hinata sighed, there really was no point in bothering to say no, he would have dragged her along anyway and she knew it. Placing the puppet down she followed him outside to and into the forest.

Crossing her arms and tapping her foot she demanded "Well? What is this surprise you have to show me?"

He grinned "You really are turning out to be just like Sasori no Danna hm, no patience at all."

He climbed up one of the trees, taking his time also.

"What's taking you so long Deidara?" She barked.

"One more second…un…aha!" He jumped down holding something in his hands.

"What do you think?" He opened his mouth hands and reveled to her a white dove. Her eyes widened. "Oh my god…Deidara…its beautiful."

"Yeah, I found it this morning and thought you would like it, since your all sweet like a dove hm."

She stared at him. "Don't flatter me."

"But you are, yeah." He grinned.

The bird twitched a bit.

"Hey, it looks like its leg is broken hm." He rubbed the bird with his thumb.

"Let me see him Dei." She reached for him and held the bird tightly but gently in her hands. "Come on, we need to help it."

Back inside Sasori's room Hinata laid the dove down on a desk and started digging through a pile of wood chips. Deidara on the other hand simply watched her thinking to himself 'She curses like a sailor but is as compassionate as a nun. That's messed up.'

"AH! Where the fuck is it!" Hinata bitched tossing the wood chips all around her. One aimed straight at Deidara who dodged it. "Wow, watch where you throw things Hinata, you'll knock my eye out yeah."

"Sorry Dei…yes found it!" She pulled out a square tube-like piece of wood and pulled out a knife and cut it in half.

She placed the newly cut wood piece under the bird's injured leg and wrapped some gauze tightly around it to hold it in place. "There, that will have to do for a cast." She smiled.

Deidara grunted "That's all well and nice but what do you intend to keep him in un?"

Hinata's eyes widened a bit "Oh, I guess I forgot about that."

Deidara sighed "hold on I might have something."

He came back 10 minutes later with a metal birdcage. "Here will this work hm?"

Hinata grinned "Of course it will Dei!" Jumping on him she nearly knocked the life out of him in a bone breaking hug.

"Damn Hinata don't kill me just yet yeah."


Three days later Hidan returned from his mission. When he opened his door to his room he was greeted by Hinata who was coming at him with her scythe. He dodged her attack effortlessly.

"Why can't I beat you for once sensei?" She spat.

"Cause I'm unbeatable." He grinned devilishly pulling his scythe out ready to fight. He lunged at her swinging with all his might, but she dodged and jumped back luring him out of the room and into the hallway. He swung at her again but hit a torchlight, making the room dark as the night sky. Hinata grinned; an idea had flown into her mind. She ran even further down the halls, slashing out all of the lights, making everything darker than a night without stars.

"Gah, where the fuck are you?" Hidan growled, agitated by the complete and utter lack of light.

Hinata had to keep herself from giggling, but it was just so fun to make Hidan mad.

Finally he ran into one of the training grounds inside the hideout. He looked around but saw her nowhere. Then he felt something hit him on the top of his head, he looked up to Hinata about to stab him in the fore head. Ducking down, he used his scythe as a shield and grabbed her scythe with his legs, pulling her down from the wall above him. He grabbed her and held her tight but she struggled and forced herself free. Hidan swung at her again, aiming for her left side this time but she jumped right into it, using it as a means to get a better altitude for a back-flip. During mid flip she swung her scythe once more, she would have hit him right in the chin but a kunai flew past her cheek, just barely scratching her cheek. She pulled back from her attack and turned around in mid air to see Itachi and Deidara going to war on each other.

Deidara was throwing his clay bombs at Itachi who dodged each of them while attacking with his sword. Deidara pulled for a kunai and met him head on. "You will not live to see tomorrow after this battle Itachi!" The blond snarled. Itachi grunted and said "Is that what you think?" He broke Deidara's hold on his sword and swung again knocking the kunai from his hand making him jump back.

"You will not keep me trapped in here forever! I will be free!" Deidara screamed then making a few hand signs made the ground below Itachi explode.

Hinata was hit by the explosion wave and feel back on top of Hidan, who was screaming at Deidara "You fucking retard! You're gonna kill us all you dick kiss'en carpet muncher!"

Deidara sighed, breathing deeply as the dust settled. Then from behind, Itachi appeared from the falling dust and slashing at him with the speed of a shooting star he sliced Deidara on his back. The wound was deep and Deidara fell to the ground. With one more swipe Itachi slashed his side and tired him up whispering "You belong to the Akatsuki now and I'm not letting you leave."

Deidara squinted his eyes and muttered "You bastard, you're like the warden you'll never let me be free." He then passed out and Itachi carried him away out of sight.

Hinata was stunned at what she had just seen. Itachi could have killed Deidara had he wanted to, and poor Dei did he really want to leave that bad? Not to mention Dei could have made the roof of the whole hideout cave in on them.

"Damn mother fuckers! Let's go Hinata." He grabbed her by the back of her pants and threw her over his shirtless shoulder. Her mind was a confused mess, she had no idea what was going on. Her mind was a wreck.

She gripped onto Hidan, feeling that she was slipping and felt her sensei's tight, and sculpted muscles against her chest and hands. This was a new feeling to her, a good feeling but one she could not explain.

Another thing she did not understand today. She sighed to herself; she would work these things out later. For now she would just enjoy this new feeling and work her problems out tomorrow, after some seriously needed rest.


In my own opinion my battle scenes need work but let me know your opinion. Please review!

By the way if you have any couple ideas please suggest them to me even if they are not from Naruto. As long as they are from my favorite list on my profile (not that anyone bothers to read those though so I don't know why I bother adding to it.) I would like to do a Sasuke X Sakura or an Itachi X Sakura one. Anyways if you have any ideas let me know I'd be happy to do them. ~HornyWolf