The sky was peaceful and the meadows stood still, birds' chirped and squirrels ran freely around. It was a truly wonderful day, well sort of…

The sky light up into flames and smoke filled the air, the winds picked up and the only sounds that could be heard were the sounds of bombs exploding, wings flapping and a girls voice screaming "Yeeeaaaahhhh!"

Then a large bird flew up above the smoke and hovered just a second before diving towards a new target, a bolder. "Bet you I can hit this one right in the center Deidara!" Hinata yelled over the explosions. "Bet you'll miss yeah!" He yelled back, flying his clay bird over the boulder. Hinata threw the bomb hitting right on her target. "Haha told you so Dei!" She gloated, smiling to herself.

"Oh yeah? Bet you won't hold on hm!"

"Wait, What?" She asked completely lost but there was no point, Deidara had already made the clay bird veer upwards soaring as fast as it could. She gripped on to him for dear life, he smirked. "What can't do it?" He mocked. Hinata gave him the devil eye and let go, "Of course I can ya blond bimbo!" She gripped her thighs tightly around the bird, and dug her nails into it, praying to Jashin that she stayed on and lived to sacrifice another day.

Deidara on the other hand was still back at her last comment 'Bimbo? I'm no damn bimbo, I'll show her.' He spun the bird around 4 times trying to knock her off but it also failed at that but it did, unknown to Deidara, make Hinata nearly jump out of her skin. He tried again, this time he did a back flip followed by a sudden veer downwards then made a sudden landing in a tree clearing.

Hinata was shaken up now, Deidara's last move nearly made her piss herself. Enough was enough, she jumped off the bird and, turning to Deidara, screamed "Are you out of you fucking mind? Are you on something? You could have killed me you butt licker!" She ranted on more, still steaming.

Oddly enough, Deidara loved it when she cursed him out. Maybe he found her attractive when she was mad or maybe he just liked to be vocally abused, who knows?

He jumped down from the bird, it turning into smoke seconds later, and pounced on her.

She growled at him and yelled at him to get off, calling him names and hitting him straight on the fore head. Nothing worked; he just held her tight and pinned her down, a playful smirk on his face.

"What the fucking hell are you smiling at huh?" She demanded.

He grinned "Nothing, nothing at all hm." Jumping up he ran past her, tossing a kunai at her and screaming "Met ya back at the hideout un!"

Hinata dodged the kunai and ran in the opposite direction, taking a short cut. She was going to beat him, no doubt about it. Then SLAM, she smacked into a hard, sculpted chest. Looking up she grinned and jumped to her feet. "Sensei! I've missed you, were have you been for so long?"

Hidan ginned back as she jumped into his arms, hugging him tight. "On another gay ass mission, nothing important or fun for that matter, I don't see why I had to go. I didn't even get to have a good kill!"

Hidan ranted on more, Hinata hanging onto his every word.

Four more years had passed and Hinata had grown into quite the beautiful young lady. Her face grew more delicate, her lips had gotten fuller, her eyes more radiant, her hips had grown wider and her breast much fuller. She had really grown into her body but she had also grown more intelligent as well. Her mind was now her greatest weapon and she used it for more than just to outsmart Itachi and Kakuzu. Her hair had also grown longer too. Yes, at the tender age of sixteen she was a goddess in human form.

Jashin had really given Hidan a gift worth having and for more than just her beauty and intellect. She was also kind, gentle and caring despite being around himself and that boring bitch ass Sasori.

When Hidan finished talking she jumped out of his arms and grinned at her sensei. It was an innocent grin, a happy and cheerful, till her lips curved into a wicked grin. She licked her lips and unbuttoned her top, revealing her wrapping. She gave him a devilish little smirk and gripped her pants, slowly unbuttoning them, her thighs rubbing together teasingly and her eyes hungry for one specific thing.

Hidan smirked and licked his lips, gripped her hips and rubber her against him. Using his scythe he shredded her top and wrapping in one slash. Her full breasts feel free from there confinement. Her pink nipples teased him, beckoning him to grip them between his teeth and massage them with his tongue and lips. She reached for his pants, slowly unzipping the fly. She reached in and caressed his member; it was thick and hard to the touch. She grinned, pulling it out and revealing it to the light. It was nearly a foot long at ten inches and wider than her own wrist. Her sensei really was impressive. She gripped him tighter and, licking her thumb, rubbed it under his cock, sending chills throughout his body. He smirked and grabbed her by her hips, slamming her up against a tree he ripped her pants and panties from her untouched flesh. Looking from her intimate place to her eyes he whispered "Hinata."

"Yes Hidan, what is it she shuttered, as his eyes seemed to stare straight into her soul.

"Hinata….Hinata….damn it already…HINATA!"

She shook her head flustered, her mind returning to her as Hidan popped her on the cheek leaving a slight red mark. "Are you day dreaming again? Tch, seriously grow some balls already. If you want to be a worthy follower of Jashin then you must be ready to kill at all times. Be alert and-GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME SHARK FACE!" He flung his hand around and pointed right in Kisame's face.

"Get your finger out of my face before I bite it off Hidan," The blue man spat. "Where's Itachi?"

"How the fuck should I know dolphin dick?"

"Shut up Satan boy."

"Why you over grown mutant cunt lick-mhhhh!" He was silenced by Hinata's hands covering his mouth. Kisame looked at Hinata. "And you?" She shook her head."Sorry Kisame, I don't know."

"I was afraid of that." He sighed.

"He's after Dei again isn't he?" Hinata questioned, worry in her voice. Just then realizing it had been a while since he ran off and left her. "Most likely. He must have made a run for it again." The shark man sighed, watching Hidan try to fight of Hinata's demonic grip on his mouth. "I hope there both okay. Last time poor Dei could have died." She remembered back to the then, Itachi had a few burses nothing more and Dei had had scars and severe slashes across his body. Itachi even cracked his rib. Deidara was on bed rest for 3 weeks. She had never seen his spirit so broken.

She was knelt down at his bedside, slowly and gently changing his gauze from his chest and cleaning his face with a cold wet cloth. Deidara stared at the ceiling, his eyes revealing his emotions. "Hinata," He whispered "I envy the birds…they can come and go as they please without a care in the damn world…why can I un?" He cringed as she placed the wet rag on his chest, cleaning up the sweat left from the old gauze. "T-that hurts yeah." He gasped. "I'm sorry Dei." She whispered back.

Staring at his crestfallen eyes she asked "Dei….why do you want to be free so badly?" He looked at her dead in her eyes. "Because it is my dream to go from place to place revealing my art to all those around me hm." He took a deep breath "And I just once want to have no leader, no boss, no one to control me un." He turned back to the ceiling. "You wouldn't understand. You're content with your life yeah." Hinata grabbed his hand "No Dei, your wrong. I understand what you mean. There are things in my life that I wish were different so desperately but I make do with what Jashin has given me." Deidara smirked "That's why we love you, you know, because you're so sweet and kind Hinata hm. Even Hidan and Sasori love that about you yeah. No matter what you do or what shit you get into, you are still that little dove we all know and love." He stared off into space now, his words lost. The grim look never leaving his face.

Then a coo sound came from across the room. It was the dove Hinata had saved years ago. It cooed cheerfully in its cage. Hinata turned to look at her pet, as it flapped around happily, ignorant to the cruel world around it.

Deidara sighed and grabbed her hand when she finished wrapping his gauze. "Leave me Hinata, I wish to be alone hm."

Hinata came back to reality again, releasing Hidan's mouth in the process.

"Ah who gives a dick sucking second anyways? Come on Hinata we have training to do." He walked on cursing to himself. "Don't worry," Kisame spoke "If Itachi hasn't killed him yet then he probably won't." Hianta looked from her feet to his face "I know Kisame, thank you."

"Are you fucking coming or not?" Hidan bitched ahead of her. "Yes Hidan just give me two cunt licking seconds!" She faced Kisame "I hope you are right, Dei is the biggest pest I know but his gay ass self is still my best friend."


Short yes but anyways let me know what you think. (I swear when I fihished writing I though it was twice as long, then I looked and I was only half as far as I thought, what a let down.) Oh well please review if you feel like it.

~HornyWolf