Sorry for the late update,school work is really crashing me good! Promise I'll try to work hard on 'Angel' but in the mean time,enjoy this chap!

-Lucci-

Someone barged inside the infirmary,making Lucci stare at the green haired man in front of him
"Luffy?What's wrong?"asked Zoro before he turn to glare at no one in the kitchen"I knew that Ero-cook couldn't help ya!"
As Zoro ranted,Lucci could only gape at the swordman
"What do I do?What do I do?What do I do?What do I do?"panicked Lucci
If the man ever found out who he REALLY was,then he's dead and Luffy would pobably kick his ass again
"...fy?Luffy?"called Zoro,snapping the man now boy back"Ya screamed,what is it?"
Lucci blinked at him
"I...I..."stuttured Lucci"I...Had a nightmare!Yes,that's right,I had a nightmare!"
"Nice going Lucci but how is that man believing ya when they left...Oh!After only a minute or two"said a voice in his head,and what the fuck?Did that sounded like that Crazy bitch aka Shawna
Lady Luck was with him as Zoro slowly nodded,Lucci let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding
"I'm one lucky bastard"tought Lucci
The 'pirate' felt himself being lifted and put back under the cover
"What?"shouted Lucci before coughing
"Ya shouldn't shout"warned Zoro"Chopper's order"
"Thank you,captain oblivious,like I already didn't know"snapped Lucci but immediatly regreted it,Zoro's face was closer...So close that he was in his personal bubble and he was frowning
"Bad plan,bad plan,bad plan!"Lucci inconsciously backed away from the swordman only to meet the wall
A forehead landed on his and stayed like this for a moment before the swordman took one of his hands in his,Lucci had felt his face burn with embarrassment when Zoro's forehead meet his but now this move only added more red to his blush
"No fever"remarked Zoro,he grabbed something behind him and put it on Lucci's head. It was a straw-hat. Luffy's"There ! I'm quite surprised ya didn't yell for Boshi"
Lucci could only blink at him,he was still against the wall and eyeing the green haired swordman warily
"Bah!If ya need something,yell"replied Zoro,exiting the room"And Ero-cook doesn't want you in his kitchen,mumbled about 'emptying all our stock',just leave it to Dart Brow to think more of food and women than his own captain"
Lucci was now alone,he tried to breath normally and stop his beating heart from bursting through his chest
"...That was sexual harrassment!"breathed angrily Lucci
The man breathed in then out for a little time before he threw the cover aside and walked to the mirror. Luffy's eyes stared at him and roamed around his face
"It's rather akward to gape at oneself like this"remarked Lucci,as he fingered his face. Flawless,tanned skin,a scar under his left eye and short jetblack hair.
Lucci stared at 'his' reflection then pinched his cheek,stretching it slowly
"Normaly ya pinch yourself when a went to wake..."It finally drowned down Lucci's mind that his cheek stretched.
Wide eyed,he grabbed his cheek again and pulled. It stretch a good 20 cm from his face,he let out a small gasp which made him let go,his cheek went back to his face with a big 'snap!',Lucci let out a growl and hold his hurting face's sides,he glared at his reflection who answered it,then his stomach growled. Loudly.
"No!I'm not hungry!I'd rather die than eating pirate's food!"snarled Lucci
But his stomach made the same sound if only louder,Lucci's glare went from the mirror to his stomach
"Traitor"snarled Lucci before he too left the room only to enter the Dinning Room with the American styled kitchen,the now gomu ningen looked around for a snack and was surprised to see a lock on the fidge
"What the fuck?Are they scarrred that someone will rob them?"smirked Lucci
A smell titillate his nose,he saw on the kitchen counter a plate with light brown biscuits,they smelled good and for Lucci it was what he needed,he grabbed one and munched it. He nearly let out a purr of contentement and swallowed the rest of his biscuit before grabbing some more and munching them hungryly,he never heard the kitchen door open but he did feel the kick in his head that sent him from the kitchen to the deck,Lucci shook his head and glared at the blond cook
"Oi!What the fuck was that?"snarled Lucci
"Luffy-Aho!"snarled Sanji"Those weren't for you!It was for the Ladies,I passed hour making those biscuits and I won't have ya sabotage my work!"
Lucci snarled and walked back to the cook glaring with all his might
"As the Captain of this ship"growled Lucci"I make the orders and you follow them,if I want to eat something,ya shut up your trap and make me some food"
Sanji was far to angry to note that it wasn't a normal 'Luffy's speech' and kicked Lucci again but sending him again the mast
"Too bad!This is MY kitchen and I MADE the rules and YOU follow them!"snapped Sanji before returning to his kitchen
Lucci landed on the floor,before angrily standing up and stomping his way to Sanji but Zoro was beside him,holding him by the waist
"Let me go!Let me go!"snarled Lucci
Zoro threw Lucci on the floor and glared at him,Lucci felt fear inside him
"That's it!I've been discovered!"
"What's wrong with you!"growled Zoro"I never saw nor heard ya use your statut to get what ya wanted!"
"I don't know what you're talking about?I've always acted like this!"A katana was pointed to his jagular
"I think not"growled dangerously the swordman"If you think closely,you could say that you're anyone but Luffy"
Lucci's eyes widdened,he had been busted! But someone saved him
"Zoro!"replied a long nosed boy"Nami must have hit him really hard if he act like this"
"I don't think it's this,Usopp"snarled Zoro,his eyes still loked with Lucci's
Usopp pushed,gently,Wadô off of Lucci's jagular
"Look!"reasoned Usopp"I'm sure it's this and the fact he nearly drowned,give him a few day to rest and he'll be like nothing happened"
Zoro glared one last time at his 'captain' before walking away
"Fine!"growled Zoro before walking to his nap spot,it didn't take seconds for the swordman to be fast asleep
Usopp helped Lucci up and began leading him to the infirmary but Lucci stepped away abruptly from him
"I'm fine!I don't need your help"Lucci walked back to the infirmary(using the back door),he was glad to see he was all alone,it helped him to think
"What's wrong with them ? ! This is how pirates' captains talk to their crew ! How the hell Mugiwara would be different ? !"
Unknow to him,it was already nighttime,someone knocked on his door and Nico Robin entered the room
"Dinner's ready Sencho-san"smiled Robin"Everyone awaits you"
Lucci slowly nodded and followed her,nobody stopped tchating as he seated at the table and Sanji put a plate in front of him,he wasn't really hungry so he played with his food for a while and sometime munched on the meat and the vegetables
"Sorry"said Lucci over the noise"I'm not that hungry,I'm going to bed"
Without waiting for an answere,Lucci walked back to the bed in the infirmary,why you ask well 1)because he didn't know where he should be sleeping and 2)It was the closest bed. Lucci collapsed on the bed,for once in his life,he felt alone...Really alone,he grabbed the cover and burried his face in the pillow before falling asleep

-Luffy-

Frightened,Hattori flew around the room but no one barged in,it sounded as if no one heard him but Hattori,Luffy stumbled out of bed to stand in front of the mirror. Rob Lucci blinked comically at him before his mouth fell,Luffy pinched his cheek,many time but what he saw in front of him was real
"What the heck ?"said Luffy,he stared at 'his' reflection. Strange yet funny eyebrows and goatee,shoulder lenght wavy black hair and distinctive lips,Lucci was really a strange guy"Sooooooooooo this is my punishment..."
Hattori landed in front of him,on a table,and Luffy petted him thoughtfully,Luffy frowned at the Lucci's reflection before sitting on the floor,cross legged
"I feel alone"remarked Luffy
"Roohoo!"cooed Hattori
"Beside you"smiled Luffy,scratching the bird behind his wing,he stood up with Hattori on his shoulder then began walking out
"Wait!Where's Boshi?"wondered Luffy,looking around but when he saw no sign of his straw hat,he panicked,he frisked around the drawers and the rooom but no straw hat,a soft coo reached his ears and he turned around to see Hattori perched on a top hat,Luffy blinked at him before walking to it,he grabbed it but didn't put it on his head
"There's no straw hat,right?"asked Luffy to Hattori
Hattori looked at him then at the hat then at him
"Fine,"murmured dejectedly Luffy,he put the thing on his head and walked out,Hattori back on his shoulder. Luffy and Hattori were walking down the corridor but only managed to get lost...Well more like Luffy managed to lost them
"Ya don't happen to know where the deck is?"asked Luffy to his feathered friend
Hattori seemed to said 'no' with his eyes and Luffy sighed
"Oi!Sour Puss!"Luffy turned around and stared at Jyabura"Whut tha fuck are ya doin' here ? !"
"I...am trying to find the deck ?"said Luffy
Jyabura blinked at him before barking a laugh,Luffy blinked at him before he laughed gently making Jya stare at him
"Nah ! Seriously"smiled Luffy"Where is the deck ?"
Jya blinked,once,twice and pointed to the stair behind him
"Arigatou !"Luffy passed by him to climb them
Jya was standing there,blinking comically at no one until he remembered why he went looking for the Sour Puss
"Oi ! Wait for me !"Jya ran to the brunet only to collide with his back
"Who's that ?"asked Luffy,pointing to the hooded person on the deck who was being held by the other CP9 member
"Huh ?"Jya looked past Luffy"Him ? It's the guy who shot ya down"
"Shot me ?"
Jya nodded and lead him to the kneeling stranger,Kaku then grabbed the balaclava,revealing a girl face with long fiery redhair
"Who send you ?"barked Jyabura
The girl glared at him then spat in his face,Jya growled and backhanded her,Luffy stared at them
"I asked ya who send ya ? !"growled Jya
"Fuck ya !"shouted the redhead
"Why ya bitch !"Jya went to strike her again but Luffy grabbed his arm and glared at the wolf Zoan"Whut da fuck yar doing ? !"
Jya suddenly cowered under Luffy's glare,the man dropped his arm and stepped away,Luffy hold his glare for a moment before turning an emotionless face to the girl,he kneeled in front of her and give her a tiny smile
"Hey!"said softly Luffy"Would you answere some question for me ?"
The girl was surprised at first then she glared at him
"Go fuck yourself with this bitch !"the girl jabbed her head at Jya
Luffy,unfazed,give her a smile,under the shocked gaze of everyone
"Look"said Luffy"Let's make a bargain,you answere some questions and we let ya go,alive and unhurt"
"Unhurt ! ?"the girl laughed"This bitch backhanded me and you said unhurt ? ! Go fuck yar mum ! And why the fuck should I believe you!"
"Just trust me,okay"replied Luffy"If ya want,I'll ask the other to let ya move and even let ya keep your weapons but answere my questions"
The girl went to snap back but the truthfullness in the man's eyes stopped her,she glared at the ground
"Will you hold your promise ?"asked the girl gently
"I swear it upon my life"whispered softly Luffy
"...Okay..."
Luffy smiled and looked at Kaku and Kumadori whom were holding her,they blinked at him and slowly released her,Luffy helped the redhead up
"So you were the one who shot me?"asked Luffy
She nodded
"There"beamed Luffy"There is a begining ! Okay,next:Why?"
"Someone send me to kill you"replied after a while the woman"Said you were pirates who seeked revenge on a fellow marine"
Luffy tilted his head at her
"You don't like pirates ?"
"No ! Saying that I hate them is an understatement!"replied fiercely the woman"That's why I accepted this mission"
"Okay"nodded Luffy"Now,Who?"
"I...I don't know,when he came to me,he didn't said his name"
The girl felt guilty as she saw hurt in Luffy's eyes
"But I can describe him,he was heavily bandaged but I managed to see light purple hair and panda's marking"
"That's Spandam!"said Kaku,before he walked to her"Where was he?"
The girl glared at Kaku
"I won't answere ya!"she growled
"That's okay"smiled Luffy,making the girl blush"Ya tell us quite enough,thank you for trusting me"His words only made her blush more"A promise is a promise,ya can go and no one will chase you"
"R...Really?"
Luffy nodded
"I wonder why he said you're a pirate,you're far too kind and gentle to be one"
Luffy almost let out that he was one but he just smiled at her,she smiled and walked down the deck and back on land before disapearing into the wood,an awkward silence was on the deck,Luffy looked at 'his' coworker
"What?"asked Luffy to CP9 who stared/blinked comically at him"We got the answere we wanted"
Kaku was the first one to snap back
"I think she just damadged him harder than we thought"mumbled the square nosed man
Kalifa grabbed Luffy's arm and started to lead him back in the infirmary but Luffy's stomach growled softly
"I'm hungry"pouted Luffy"MESHI!"
His scream made everyone jump before nodding vigorously,they didn't know how but Lucci was acting out of characters today
"Maybe the result of flirting with Death"whispered Jyabura
"By chance,Blueno finished dinner so we just have to dig in"replied Fukuro
"Really?"smiled Luffy before running/Soruing himself to the kitchen"MESHI!"
Again they blinked at him then followed him inside,'Lucci' was already seated and digging in,normaly Lucci had little appetite but now he was stuffing himself hastily that everyone had to dig in before he could steal their meal,but after a moment 'Lucci' stoped eating and stared longily at the rest in his plate
"What is it?"asked Blueno
"I'm not hungry anymore"sobbed Luffy,Hattori pecked him softly on the cheek"I used to eat more than that"
Kaku sighed,and stood up before slowly but firmly stood Luffy up and lead him to the infirmary
"But..."
"Listen"said Kaku"You're zoncked and so are we,you nearly died and you need your rest so go to bed and we'll set sail for any information on Spandam"
Luffy wanted to ask why but something/someone inside him said not to,he just let Kaku lead him to his bed
"G'night!"said Luffy before falling asleep
Kaku blinked again
"Good night?"replied Kaku before exiting the room,he stood with his back against the door,staring at nothing"What the fuck?"

Lucci opened his eyes and stared at the white ceilling,he blinked then sat up aburptly,he was in this...Void or Fullness room ! A moan next to him made him stare at Luffy's sleeping form,he glared before he woke Luffy up. Violently.
"WAKE UP PIRATE SCUM!"shouted Lucci
Luffy let out a yelp and stood up,already in a fighting stance before glaring at Lucci
"Oi!What's yar prob,Pigeon Bastard!"growled Luffy
"Oh ? Let's see..."Lucci made a pensive move"You!"
"What is it ? ! Ya wanna fight ! ?"growled Luffy
Lucci stood up and put himself in a fight stance
"You know..."They turned their head to stare at Shawna,who was blinking at them, a few feet away"That's not how you'll get your respectives body back"
"You !"snarled Lucci,walking to her
"Me !"smiled Shawna before a hand grabbed her throat and made her choke
"Are ya mad ? !"shouted Luffy,trying to have Lucci let go off her throat
"This is all her fault!"snarled Lucci
Shawna threw her head back and tried to breath
"Or not!"smirked Shawna,she glared at Lucci,her cat's eyes borring through his soul before she disapeared into black smoke,Lucci blinked at the empty spot before a clawed hand,on his head,pushed him down,face first,Lucci tried to stand by a scaled thing locked his hands behind him and a weight was on his back,Lucci snarled to the ground and went to use his devil fruit only to realise it didn't work here
"If you're here it's because you died and was brought back or else you'll already be rotting in one of Death's cells"replied Shawna from above him,she was using his back as a comfy chair and his feet as a head holder while her tail made sure not to let him move
"Shawna,why are we here ?"asked Luffy"We didn't died again,right ?"
Shawna smiled and shook her head
"Nope ! Ya didn't die"replied the girl"But your mind is linked to this Sour Puss under me"Said Sour Puss who snarled at her "They asked me to link your mind as you needed some help"
"I don't need help!"hissed Lucci
"Really?"said Shawna"Then I'm sure this swordman will be quite pleased when he'll realise his captain is a fake,so I'll let you die so Death will be happy to torture you till you're begging to be alive again"
"What do you mean?"asked Luffy
"This Sour Puss"Shawna pointed Lucci"Nearly blew up your cover"
"Why would I blow it ! ?"
"If someone were to find out that you're Rob Lucci in Monkey D. Luffy's body and vice versa"smirked Shawna"You'll never be able to switch back"
The men's breath hitched as she finished
"But !"said happily Shawna"If someone was to find out,then there would be only one way to switch back"
"And what is it?"inquired Lucci
"Bounding your soul and mind by becoming one"grinned Shawna
"Huh ?"replied the two men
"Oops!I said to much"giggled Shawna"Anyway,as no one discovered your punishment,you are to act as if you're the other person doing so you'll have to find each other in the Real World,the wolrd ya came from"
"Finding each other ?"wondered Luffy
Shawna nodded and bounced up and down Lucci's back
"But before,you'll have to act like each other or your chance at switching will go pouf!"
"Why ? I mean,how that will help us if I act like Pigeon Bastard"
"It's well known,two mind alike became one so one day you'll wake up in your own body but for that you are to share everything from the little lie to the embarrassing truth or else,you'll stay forever in the body that is hosting you"
Lucci gulped,he didn't want to be in Luffy's body forever,he needed to hunt Spandam down
"I'll give you riddles"smiled Shawna"If you're able to answere the last one then this will mean that you're ready to see each other"
Shawna floated up in the air,freeing Lucci,the Zoan stood up and gazed/glared at Luffy
"I'm ready to tempt the riddles"smiled Luffy"What about you?"
Lucci stayed silent,thinking on the pros and cons of this shit
"You know"whispered Shawna,her lips near Lucci's ear"It's not like this you'll be a good 'Luffy wanna be',you'll only get you strainght into a brick wall with a point of no return"
Lucci glared at her but noticed she was right
"Fine" sighed Lucci
Shawna clapped exctatively while giggling like mad
"Began to know each other than I'll give ya the riddle when you'll go"Shawna disapeared into black smoke again,leaving the two men with each other

R&R please,they always make me smile and my day