Before proceeding to Authors note. A LONG ASS ONE….There is one response where it's about Ichihime and the failness of the HM and Lust arc.
If you like to argue with Ichihime fans telling how stupid as hell they are, and then might as well read this and show them that the arc they think is a win, was a fail :)
LONG AS HELL AUTHORS NOTE TRUST ME!: Wow, lots of reviews last chapter aha. Well.. 9 new reviews… the most so far ahaha.
Been a week … or two or three… something like that…-.-
Anyone heard of wonderland? (Canadians know what I am talking about!) There's a new ride woo! I wanna go on it! Dx
Yeah… aha.
Thanks to Alex274, KrAzI JaY and Karel Ritza for adding on alert [Heart]
Review response!
To: The Flying Lion, shit… never knew that could happen. Maybe I should read some of your fanfics and reeeevvvviiiiieeeewwwww since you have done so for mine. & I deserve reviews? I mean seriously, my sister says that this inserted too many ugly demons to people's brains aha. & alright, I'll try to not focus on the sex and more on romance.
To: Elin-usamichan95, you think so? Alrighty, thanks for your input!
To: Kyuorikochan, yes yes, Ichigo's thoughts on being a perverted douche bag. : )
Well… its actually my thoughts… but whatever :D
To: ulquihime-chan, alright, ill try to make it as FLUFFIIII as possible : )
OKAY READERS, READY FOR THIS HUGE ASS RESPONSE ABOUT ICHIHIME? ABOUT HOW FAIL THE HM ARC IS?
(I swear… this could be an essay!)
(Technically its not THAT long but you know… you can use these proof if you encounter a *COUGH RETARDED COUGH* Ichihime fan if the EVER talk about the lust arc or the HM arc and tried to prove to you that it's a win arc and COMPARED IT TO SS ARC. Sound good?)
To: Ichiruki2.0. OH MY SHIT I HATE HER SO MUCH! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL ICHIHIME FANS LIKE THEM TWO TOGETHER! IT'S INSERTING UGLY TO OUR BRAINS! TOO MUCH ORANGES… TOO MUCH AGONY ON ICHIGO!
I hate it when Ichihime fans speak of HM arc. I have taken notice that it's a fail arc, it's an opportunity for Kubo to show secretly that if you look REALLY CLOSELY in the arc and it clearly shows how Ichihime will never happen. Heck, Kubo even made an Ulquihime scene at the end. (Maybe that was his intention of a paring?)
Ichihime fans compare this arc to SS arc, saying it's the same thing. Not precisely, the SS arc is very different from the HM arc. Let me explain why…
The SS arc had showed the character development of EACH individual Character. (Chad, Uryu, Orihime ((not really)) Yoruichi... etc) But the most development had been made was mostly Ichigo's and Rukia's relationship. Hanataro explained to Ichigo that Rukia had talked to him about Ichigo a whole lot, more than anyone else. Ichigo also had explained why he wanted to save her so badly to EVERYONE he battles. Seriously.
The same comparison of Ichigo having memories in the rain, Rukia also has her own little memories of the rain. Kaien. The same burden and pain endured by both.
Ichihime fans argue that Rukia only likes Ichigo because he looks like Kaien. Seriously, both of these men are a big difference and their appearances are different too. If they were the "same" You couldn't tell between the two of them!
In the SS arc, Ichigo had given Rukia his "Looks" which is full of trust, concern. Heck, Ichigo likes it when she responds angrily to him or scolds him because it just makes him stronger.
Also, Kubo showed in the HM arc that Ichigo side tracked too much and worried more about his friends more than Orihime; especially Rukia and Nel.
Compared to the SS arc, Ichigo's main AND ONLY intentions were to save Rukia and that was it. He never even worried once about his friends. Only shocked once since Chad's spiritual pressure went down but he kept going. He talked to Byakuya and other court guard companies, (probably a lot of times if I could remember) about why he wants to save Rukia, why he refuses the law, why he came here, why she is important to him… such and such… He won't even shut up about it.
But I have NEVER and I mean NEVER seen him talk like that to ANYBODY when saving Orhime.
Kubo's main plot here in the HM arc is not Ichihime (because Ichihime fans fail to foresee what the content of the HM is about!) The HM arc is about how Aizen was planning an invasion to Karakura and tricking Ichigo and his friends to come and possibly get them killed so Aizen can continue his plans. He wanted to lure soul society to abandon the real world so he could create the Ogenki key. (Whatever the hell the key's called but that's not the point)
The only reason why Ichigo attacked Ulquiorra when he mentioned "Orihime" is that he knew that it was Ulquiorra's fault for abducting his friend, wanting to eliminate his home town and causing madness in Soul Society.
Before him and his friends went to HM, he was sad that no one could help him to stop Aizen. He didn't even care if she (Orihime) was raped or abused, he had never once thought about her in his series of flashbacks nor as his momentos.
You can tell Ichigo cares more about Rukia because heck, he waned to go save Rukia when he felt her spirit pressure lowered until ulquiorra stopped him by mention the "Kurosaki kun composed bitch."(which I already explained why he attacked)
And the lust arc is also a fail. You know… the part where Ichigo goes all gay into his hollow? Pwnin the shit out of Ulquiorra?
Some of the fans argued that "Ichigo's softer to Orihime than Rukia because he loves her."
Actually, he's softer because he knows she's an emotional type and she's crying in front of him for heaven's sake! And what I realized is that if Ichihime was "True love" then why would Ichigo blast the floor with his sword (when battling Ulqui) making Orihime fly off her feet, fall on her shit face and making Uryu lunge for her just to catch her. He also called her fat in a nice way!
Ichihime fans say "Oh that's just Ichigo passing Orihime to Uryu. Just how Ichigo passed Rukia to Renji, her LOVER."
OH WHAT THE FUCK HEEEEELLLLLLL NOOOOOOO. NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER COMPARE THAT SHIT TO ICHIGO TOSSING RUKIA TO RENJI.
RENJI LIKES HER BUT RUKIA DOESN'T LIKE HIM BACK, HE HAD HIS CHANCES 40 YEARS AGO AND HE ACCEPTED THE FACT OF THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ICHIGO AND RUKIA EXCEEDS BEYOND HIS CAPABILITIES OF HIS AND RUKIA'S RELATIONSHIP.
HE WAS HAPPY FOR RUKIA BECAUSE THE LOOK ON HER FACE WAS TRULY HAPPY WHEN SHE WAS WITH ICHIGO.
RENJI AGREED TO HELP CAPTURE RUKIA, SO ICHIGO TOSSES HER TO RENJI SO HE CAN FIND A SAFE PLACE FOR BOTH OF THEM WHILE ICHIGO FIGHTS BYAKUYA TO WIN.
URYU HAD TO LUNGE FOR ORIHIME TO GRAB HER. SHE HIT HER DAMN FACE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU CALL THAT A TOSS?
Also, if it was true love, Ichigo would have been thinking about her ALL the time.
Here's a little recap of the Fullbring arc: Ichigo was thinking about Rukia all the time, wondering why she hasn't come back to Karakura town because it had been 17 months. He even thought that he couldn't keep up with the speed of the world without her!
You know the goodbye scene where Rukia disappears from him because Ichigo was losing his powers? THERE WAS A SHOJO PANEL BACKGROUND WHEN THEIR EYES MET. THERE IS ROMANCE IN THE AIR THERE.
And there's a saying of Ying and Yang; black and white myth/legend in Japan where two people are in completely different worlds and somehow met or DESTINED to meet? Yeah well read about them and compare it to Ichigo and Rukia. It makes PERFECT sense.
The meeting, two worlds, the separation, the reunion at the bridge all makes perfect sense, just how Kubo made it like in Bleach.
This is what I mean:
Meeting: Ichigo gets his powers from Rukia, Death meets Strawberry.
Ying yang: same concept, they just meet.
Two worlds: Human world and Soul Society
Ying yang: Heaven and earth.
Separation: Rukia gets captured by Renji and Byakuya.
Ying yang: Father of Ying didn't want Yang to be with her anymore and took her away.
See the difference?
Reunion: at the bridge where the two looks at each other intently, Rukia decided to stay. (By the way, if you look at the page where Ichigo and Rukia said goodbye to each other before Ichigo leaves to the real world, look in the background where there is some shit floating around. THAT REPRESENTS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE TWO CHARACTERS. IT HIGHLIGHTS THEM AS THE IMPORTANT FOCAL POINT OF THE SEPARATION ONCE AGAIN.)
Ying Yang: Reunited at a bridge of "love" somewhere in Japan.
The saying of Ying and Yang always say, even if they are separated, they will both reunite once again and again. Love never dies between the two.
Okay so continuing why the HM arc is fail…
So-called Ichihime scenes are so one-sided because it's either her shit fantasies or she would confess when he's not there or unconscious (either one!)
That is sooooo true love. (Sarcasm) He even still calls her Inoue even though he had known her for 7 or 8 years!
If Kubo was intending to have Ichihime as the pairing he could've done at least these things:
1. Colour spread.
2. Ichigo would have been thinking about her all the time in the story.
3. Ichigo would have called her Orihime not Inoue.
4. Drew pictures of those two. (He did that with Rukia and Ichigo)
5. A decent reunion. (When he's freaking conscious!)
6. Ichigo telling Ulquiorra why he HAS to save Orihime (Which he never did.)
7. Have a decent conversation. (For heaven's sake, Rukia lives in his damn closet and talks to him like he's her husband or something!)
8. Ichigo saving Orihime.
About Ichigo saving Orihime….You know what, it's hilarious how Ichihime fans say that Ichigo saved Orihime but really it was his hollow that saved their asses. Ichigo had no clue what was going on.
In the Japanese manga, the translations of the thoughts where Ichigo was dying and Orihime calling for him were wrong. It said "Shes calling, I can hear, I must, I must, I must protect!"
Yeah, if you read it in Japanese there's no "She" in it because they dropped a pronoun in the wordings so it would be like:
"Calling, I hear, I must, I must, I must protect!"
So Ichihime fans are like yeah, he woke up because she was calling him. WRONG. He woke up because his instinct was to PROTECT. You know how hollows have their masks created based on what the person's most wanted thing in the world? Well, Ichigo's most wanted thing in the world is to PROTECT PEOPLE. He felt alone because no one would protect him back after his mother died. He wanted someone to protect him back like his mother did.
Well, there's Rukia! He wanted someone to protect and someone to protect him. (Find the manga page where Ichigo was little and thinking about how his dad told him that his name means to protect one thing then you'll understand.)
Orihime didn't wake Ichigo up by calling him with a series of Kurosaki-kuns. He can't hear her. He can only see what happened through his wide opened glazed eyes.
And in the Japanese manga, Ichigo's name is written in Kanji. (I hope you know how it was spelt…) and when Orihime calls for him, it was written in Katakana.
You know she has lost her mental stability when whatever she says is written in Katakana.
And the most hilarious part that Ichihime fans ALWAYS deny is that Orihime did not go to HM to save his friends from getting killed. (Cause she's too dumb to realize they can fight for themselves)
But to go in ALONE to not get in Ichigo's way! She even realized that back in the SS arc where Ichigo was battling Byakuya that she is a BURDEN to Ichigo. She even PROMISED HERSELF TO NEVER RELY ON ICHIGO EVER AGAIN.
But in the end, she relied on him. She won't even help Uryu AND URYU CAME TO HM TO SAVE ORIHIME! HE SAID THAT HIMSELF. Ichigo is here to well kill Ulquiorra. Ichigo asked Uryu to shield Orihime with his life and Uryu responded by telling Ichigo he doesn't need to tell him what to do since he intended on doing that himself.
And Orihime never realizes Uryus love for her since she's too consumed with her Kurosaki-kun to even realize that Uryu wants to protect her ALL THE TIME. He was willing to shield his body for her!
If it was called true love, wouldn't Ichigo be giving up everything for her? His love, body and life for her? (Which he didn't) he would risk his life to save her since she's his friend but not die for her.
Okay end of that ^
Hope you read all of that ahahaa.
CONTINUE TO REVIEW RESPONSES!
To: Rukiakuchiki222, yeah, the pearl harbour part, I HAD to look at my history notes since I don't really pay attention in class but yet I still learned this shit ahaa.
& yes my sister is friken hilarious, even the conversation we had the other day about poo dripping on carpet and splattering on walls. LOLOLOL.
To: AliceHoung, Oh my shit… really? You had to add ALL of that conversation. But… it was hilarious anyway.
To: Nowordstodescribethis, Yeah, she's very nice… ;] suuuurrreeee….
To: , oh my god, I already sent you a long ass inbox message about everything I know about the Pearl harbour, Hioshima bombings and MY CLAIMING THAT IM A 15 YEAR OLD. SHIT SONNY. I'M NOT 12 ASSHOLE. Jesus. I need to blitzkrieg your ass right now. Possibly go nazi attack or better, Bankai your ass.
Okay, sorry for all this holy shit commentos and now you can just read the STOREEH.
December 25, 1941
Christmas Day
6:36 a.m.
It was a dark cold morning as the bright moonlight filled the room. I was lying on my side, wearing my long purple night gown that came far up to my stomach and showed my black laced undergarment below.
I woke up to feel someone sleeping on my bed next to me with his head grazing my back, an arm around my waist and his legs entangled with mine. I knew it was Ashido because who else would be living in my house?
I turned my body to face him and stared at his naked muscular chest and up to his messy maroon coloured hair. He was just wearing his boxers since I couldn't feel any fabric on his legs.
He looks peaceful when he sleeps. I thought
I slowly shifted my body back and fling my legs over the edge of the bed and sat up. I rubbed my eyes in tiredness as I stood up sleepily and headed to the bathroom.
I turned on the lights in the small composed bathroom and stared at my reflection on the oval mirror. I turned on the tap and splashed my face with cold water. I quickly brushed my teeth and spat the remaining toothpaste. I quietly left the room, leaving Ashido to sleep.
I walked downstairs sleepily and down to the end of the hall and into the living room to see a colourful, decorated Christmas tree in the corner of the room with the lights lighting up the beige room. The tree below was filled with tons of presents and most of them took up a quarter of the room.
The white square marble fireplace beside the tree was filled with black ashes from burning wood last night. Realizing that today was my most favourite holiday, I ran towards the tree excitedly like a small child, wanting to rip open the mountains of presents. I knelt down beside the Christmas tree to find my name on any of the present tags
I dug through some of the presents, tossing them behind me if the present was not mine. I picked up a present that was wrapped in gold wrapping paper with a black bowtie on the top. I grabbed the white tag that was dangling off the present and it read:
To: My sweetest Rukia.
Merry Christmas my love.
From: Ashido.
I quickly ripped the wrapper off and lifted the lid off the brown box, only to find the stuff surrounded with white and red tissue paper. I dug through the tissue papers and felt a small box brushing against my fingers. I grabbed it and opened the grey box to find a round, silver bracelet that had been carved and written in handwriting.
Rukia + Ashido Friends for life.
I stared at it with sparkles in my eyes as I put it on my wrist. Twisting and turning it, viewing it from different angles.
I glanced back at the box to see something white and furry sticking out of it. I pulled it out of the box and it made my eyes widen, wanting to squeal in excitement. It was a big stuffed white bunny that I once saw in a store when Ashido and I were window shopping. I hugged it tightly as of course he knew I loved bunnies.
I placed it back in the box and pushed it aside. I dug through more presents as I saw another present which was a huge box that came up to my shins. I was surprised by how big that present was. It had sparkly purple wrapping paper with a white ribbon that was tied around the box and into a bow tie at the top.
I took the ribbon off as I unwrapped the huge square box and lifted the lid to see a beautiful, folded dress that I immediately adored.
It was a silky light pink strapless dress that went down to my ankles with a creamy white bowtie that was wrapped around the waist of it. The bottom half of dress was layered into 3 sections; it was simply adorable.
I lifted the dress carefully out of the box so It doesn't get ruined, I wanted to wear this to the Christmas party other than the yellow sun dress I had sitting in the closet.
As it unfolded, a white envelope slipped out of it. I stared at the envelope as I gently lay the dress on the ground and grabbed the letter off the blonde oak floors. I looked at the back of the letter to only read to: Rukia in the most beautiful handwriting I have ever seen.
I opened the envelope and hastily unfolded it.
December 25 1941
Dear Rukia,
I'm sorry about last week. I feel really guilty about taking advantage of you like that, I shouldn't have done it, and so I'm going to make it up to you by giving you this dress. I hope you'd forgive me after what happened.
I want to admit that you're beautiful and you shouldn't change what so ever! I think that even if you don't like your body image, like you told me 3 days ago... I do. (Oh god I feel embarrassed writing that...) Anyway, you're beautiful in every way Rukia and never forget that.
Can't wait to see you tonight at the Christmas party.
Love, Ichigo.
I held the letter tightly to my chest as I felt butterflies in my stomach and my heart pounding in my chest. I squealed as quietly as I could in happiness, jumping up and down excitedly.
This feels like a fairytale, a dream that I have longed for so long since I was a little girl. This is reality and I never have thought these dreams would come true.
To be honest, I think I just fan screamed for Ichigo... Awks.
I placed the letter on the table that was beside the fireplace and grabbed the dress. I ran upstairs and headed to the bedroom. As I got there, the room was still dark, but the bathroom light lit the place up a bit. I stood in front of the narrow rectangular mirror that was at the front of the bed and striped off my clothes to my bra and underwear. I put the dress on and zipped the back.
I look at the mirror again, twisting my body side to side, checking myself out and adoring every single inch of myself from the dress that showed off my curves. It fit me perfectly.
'Wow, Ichigo can pick out dresses well.' I thought
This is probably the best gift a boy has ever given to me, from the past years they would usually give me roses or useless, cheesy letters but this is perfect.
An arm wrapped around my waist from behind as his chin was resting on my shoulder and His naked chest against my back, staring at my reflection on the mirror.
"You look beautiful." Ashido whispered.
"Yeah, thanks." I blushed. "Can you let go of me now... You're giving my dress wrinkles."
He got off of me and let go of my waist as I turned around to face him.
"Since when did you have that dress?" He asked pointing at it.
"Since this morning." I smiled at him while playing around with the layered fabric.
"Who gave it to you?"
I looked at the ceiling, trying to think of someone other than Ichigo giving me the dress.
"Uhhmmmmmm...I think... it's from... Byakuya..." I lied.
"Are you sure it's from Byakuya?" He asked raising his eyebrow at me.
'By looking at Byakuya's style, there's no way he'd choose that much of a beautiful dress for Rukia.' He thought suspiciously.
"Positive," I said looking back at him. "Why would I even lie to you?" I said in a matter of fact tone.
That was a lie.
He leaned back a bit as he cocked his head at me, placing his hands on his hips.
"Well..." he paused."I didn't know Byakuya had a sense of style for women..." he said in an unsure tone.
I glared at him as he smiled nervously, glancing at me from head to toe.
"Hey, don't look at me like that." He whined.
"I actually like it."
I chuckled at his sudden nervousness.
"you're such a flirter, checking me out every single day of the week." I said teasingly.
"That's because you look nice, especially today."
"Are you saying that every other day I look terrible?" I said raising my eyebrow at him.
"Nonononono" He said quickly. "You look gorgeous everyday, it's just that you look 10x more beautiful!"
"Yeah, sure." I said crossing my arms.
He smiled as he backed away slowly and headed to the bathroom quickly, he shut the door as I let out a heavy sigh of relief. I'm glad Ashido believed me so easily; it was a piece of cake.
Oh how I love manipulating boys. They're so gullible.
Now that I have mentioned cake, I remembered that Last night, Byakuya had sent out invitations to everyone in the camp that we were throwing a huge Christmas party at our mansion. The whole house had already been decorated and ready for the army men.
'Why does it always have to be our mansion?
Couldn't it be like some other place?' I thought.
I decided that I should open the presents later and write back to Ichigo to say thank you.
Ichigo's POV
7:45 a.m
"Wow, I can't believed we just did that." Renji exhaled, lying on the floor. " I swore we were about to get caught!"
"Yeah, I know right?" I nodded in agreement, sitting on my bed with my elbow on my lap and my arms dangling between my legs.
"Dude, what would happen if we ever get caught..."
"Trust me," I said lying down on my bed having my hands behind my head. "She would kill us."
*Flash back*
"Yo what the hell Ichigo!" Renji whispered loudly. "you almost broke the damn window you idiot!"
"Sor-ry." I whispered sarcastically.
we were standing in the middle of the study room in Rukia's apartment dressed all in black. It was 3:53 a.m. and we were trying to sneak my present in her apartment under the Christmas tree.
You know Santa Clause right? Where he breaks into your house and leaves you presents while being a fat ass, eating cookies with milk? Yeah, that's him. Were trying to be like him... Sort of... Except we are not being a fat ass by eating Rukia's cookies or drinking her milk or the part where he breaks in through the chimney.
Heh heh... Drinking her milk... Such a dirty thought...
Anyway...Renji and I did that kind of differently, we broke through a window. Well.. Kind of the same concept as breaking through the chimney but that's not the point.
The double window was wide open with a crack at the bottom corner cause I "accidently" cracked it by kicking softly on that piece of crap window.
I swear we look like burglars, if Rukia wakes up to see two, tall, all dressed in black with a present in hand burglar in her apartment, she'd probably flip out at us and have our asses cut off.
"Shit, where the hell is that Christmas tree!" He hissed softly.
"How should I know?" I whispered, nudging his arm as we walked into the kitchen.
The kitchen walls were light green and there were dark brown cabinets with a beige countertop and a metal rectangle sink in front of me. The floor had cream coloured tiles and At the end of the kitchen on the left had a small round table with two chairs.
"What the hell is this place?" Renji whispered loudly.
"It's the kitchen you moron!" I whispered back.
"Doesn't even look like a kitchen!" Renji replied a bit too loud, looking around.
"Shut up!" I whispered angrily grabbing his collar. "You'll wake her up, damnit!"
I let go of him roughly as he scowled.
"Help me find the damn tree!"
"Okay! okay!" He hissed, crossing his arms.
I went to the end of the kitchen and peeked out of the doorframe and saw a long narrow hallway. The floor had red carpet and the walls were beige with a couple of paintings and black framed photo arts. I looked to the right to see a staircase that led upstairs. I looked to the left to see another room that was glowing a series of colours and a door at the very end that led outside.
"Where are we?" Renji whispered from behind,
"The hallway." I hissed, getting pissed off by Renji's stupid questions. " Can you not see in the dark at all?"
"No... does it look like I can?" He asked rhetorically. Putting his hands on his hips.
I turned my head to face him. "You told me this morning that you can dumb ass!"
"Well news flash to you, I can't"
I let out a sigh of annoyance as we walked to the left of the hallway and headed towards the next room.
Sometimes I just want to cry because of people and their stupid questions.
I peeked into the room and saw the tree that caught my eye. Of course, it was glowing with red, yellow and blue lights so; it's not hard to miss.
I walked in with Renji behind me and looked around the room; we saw mountains of presents around the room, all in series of different colours. Heck, it took up a quarter of the room! Even the walls were covered.
"Holy shit..." I breathed out, expressing a dumbfounded look.
"...Is that it?" Renji asked with a hint of disappointment.
"What do you mean 'is that it'?" I said looking at him.
"Well," he paused. "The tree is small as hell."
"What are you talking about? It's taller than me idiot!" I said a bit too loudly.
"It's small."
"No it's not." I whispered, putting the present under the tree. "Why the hell are we arguing about the size of the tree?"
"Because we are."
I narrowed my eyes at him as he started to cover his mouth and silently laugh. I sighed once again in annoyance as Renji started to silently laugh harder.
My heart skipped a beat as I heard someone coming down the stairs slowly with loud footsteps echoing the hallway. Renji's smiled faded and we looked at each other, with a 'oh shit' look.
"Shit! What do we do?" Renji whispered in a panicked tone.
"How should I know?" I said panicking
I looked around for a place for Renji to hide in. I looked at the tree and it gave me an idea.
"Quick! Hide behind the tree!" I whispered as softly as I could while pointing at the tree.
Renji nodded as quietly went around the presents and stood behind the tree. I looked around furiously for anything I could hide in.
Shit, where can I hide? I thought
The footsteps got closer and closer as the echoes were getting louder and louder. I panicked even more, I couldn't think straight and my heart that is pounding in my chest just makes it worse.
I scanned the room quickly and jerked my head to look at the couch on the left side of the Christmas tree. I saw that there was a gap between the walls and couch. I moved it as quietly as I could and hid behind the couch with my back pressed on the back of it.
A person walked into the room with a hot mug of coffee in his hands. He threw himself onto the couch as he yawned in tiredness, having his arm resting on the top of the couch.
'Rukia lives with a guy?" I thought surprisingly.
I looked over at Renji as he was staying as still as possible. I put my finger on my lips to signal him to keep quiet as he nodded back in response.
Suddenly a hand came hanging right in front of My face. I sucked in a quick breath as Renji portrayed a 'shit were caught!' look. I slowly scooted to my left quietly, away from the hand and silently sigh.
I look back at Renji who was etching a smirk on his lips, trying his best not to laugh. I narrowed my eyes at him and gave him the 'don't laugh or I'll kill you' look. He just keeps plastering that stupid smirk on his face as I sigh silently in embarrassment.
The sound of the radio turned on as the man hummed to the sound of swing dance music. Renji and I looked at each other with a 'what the fuck' look on our faces.
'Why the hell is he listening to that? It's the worst music ever made in mankind!' I thought.
After half an hour of sitting and standing. Renji coughed a lot and we had a couple of close calls where the dude would look around the room suspiciously.
I signaled renji to look at the person on the couch. He nodded as he slightly peeked over the tree branch and saw the guy passed out on the couch. He gave me a thumbs up saying the coast is clear.
I sighed as I stood up slowly and tip toed to the front of the couch. I studied the mans face intently and realized it was Ashido.
Renji came beside me and stared at the maroon head. We looked at each other with a 'holy shit what the fuck is he doing here' look.
"Yo what the hell! Why is he doing here?" Renji whispered.
"I don't know!" I responded, hurrying myself out of the room. "Let's get out of here!"
"Wait." Renji said grabbing my wrist. "Find Rukia first."
"Why?"
"Because, what if he did stuff to her?"
"I doubt it" I said jerking my wrist out his grasp.
"C'mon, we don't know if it happened!"
I stared at him as he showed his puppy dog look; I rolled my eyes in annoyance.
"Fine..."
"Alright, c'mon."
I followed behind Renji as he walked up the stairs to Rukia's bedroom. I couldn't help but to feel embarrassed since I'm going to be in there, staring at her sleeping form.
We stood in front of her door, deciding for a full minute when we should go in.
Renji looked at me with a nervous look. "Yo Ichigo, go in and check on her."
"Why me?" I asked.
"Because, I'm too pussy man. Please!" He pleaded.
I rolled at my eyes at his patheticness as I opened the door and entered the bedroom.
The first thing I see when I come in is Rukia lying on her side in bed with her night gown too far up her waist, showing a perfect scene of her ass.
I gulped as I approach the bed and gently pulled the white covers over her waist so I don't get too hard and hurt myself.
I didn't want to stay in this room any longer since Ashido might wake up and find me here looking like I'm coming here to rape her or something.
In no way in hell I'd do that to her.
I tiptoed to the other side of the bed and stared at her sleeping form, I knelt beside the bed moved her bangs out of the way. I kissed her forehead softly and caressed her face.
"Merry Christmas Rukia." I whispered.
She moaned back in return as I smiled and left the bedroom, shutting the door.
"So? Is she okay?" Renji asked.
"Obviously." I said in a matter of fact tone. "C'mon we have to get out of here."
Renji nodded as he started following me down the stairs and to the study room.
"Damn, how were gonna fix this window?" I mumbled.
"I dunno, hide it?"
"I guess?" I said unsurely.
Renji and I grabbed a bunch of books off the shelf and stacked them by the corner of the window to hide the crack.
"That should do it" he puffed.
"Sure."
I left the room with Renji and headed to the front door. We peeked into the living room once more before going out and still, Ashido was passed out on the couch. We opened the front door and left the house.
*End of flashback*
"Well, I think Rukia won't be that mean right?" Renji asked.
"No, seriously, when I mean our asses cut off and I MEAN our asses will get cut off."
"Tch" he scoffed "right."
"Whatever..."
I looked at the tent flaps and saw Hitsugaya coming into the tent with a letter in his hand. I cocked head him and asked what was in his hand.
"It's a letter." He replied.
"Ooooh," I said excitedly. "Who is it for? You?"
"No, you kurosaki." He said slyly
"... You serious?"
"Yes."
"Pass it." I said reaching my hand out.
Hitsugaya threw the letter as I caught it, I looked in the back and all it wrote was Ichigo in handwritting. I opened the letter and unfolded it as renji sat beside me leaning on my shoulder to look at it.
Dear Ichigo,
Thank you for the beautiful dress, I loved it!
Are you serious about the body image part? Ahaha. Well? I had to laugh a bit at that part.
I have a surprise for at the Christmas party; meet me in the private pool once you arrive.
Xoxo
Love, Rukia
"Oooooooohhhhhh," Renji chanted. "Ichigo's getting laid tonight."
I narrowed my eyes at him "what the hell Renji."
"Whaaaaaat? Can't help it!"
I rolled my eyes at him as Hitsugaya snatched the letter and started to read it. I smacked my face as he started to chuckle.
"Wow Kurosaki, having a thing for Kuchiki now?"
"Not exactly" I denied.
"Yeah, sure sure."
"Cmon ichiberry, don't deny it. You admitted to me that she is the one." Renji smirked.
"Since when?" I asked a bit angrilly.
"Since yesterday."
"What the hell no! Stop bullshitting." I yelled.
"Chill out bro, you admitted during your sleep."
"..."
"Hahahahahahahaha" hitsugaya laughed.
"Shut up." I said between my clenched teeth.
"Okokok Ima stop." Renji said laughing.
"Good, you're just asking to die just now." I said narrowing my eyes at him.
"Yeah..." Renji paused. "We should go get ready eh?"
"It's 7 in the morning retard, the party starts at 8 pm." I said a bit pissed off.
"Ooooohh... Well!" He said a bit embarrassed. "Let's get ready LATER."
"Yeah..." Hitsugaya said awkwardly.
Seriously, why the hell am I friends with him again?
Suddenly a note slipped into the tent as I got up and grabbed it off the floor. I unfolded it and it made me want to die inside.
Soon, she's going to be gone forever.
SHORTER A/N
Okay sorry about the huge ass one above, I know the rules and regulations say no long ass authors note but who cares, I'm a rebel.
Anyone have any ideas on what names I should name some kids? You know what I'm talking about.
Here's a question: If you were an Ichihime fan, would you be arguing back to the full of proof of Ichiruki stuff or just join them and hate them inside?