I woke up.
Turns out I did not become a vampire. Nor had I gone out of the game. Turns out it was all a dream unfortunately. Oh well I'd rather be a zombie, except for the bad skin. I fell off the Lander. I wasn't hurt only I was feeling sore in my well private-o fuck it! My vag. I wonder if I got raped? Oh well no need to get psycho on it now. Anyways here I am talking to a Zombie named Stacy and the bitch is like 'shu up innit!' and she's starting to piss me off. But turns out she has a Facebook so I add her. She also tells me to follow her on Twitter. Pfft! As if! The bitch can go screw herself. Literally, all she needs to do is break that part off and start licking it. Infuriating bitch! Anyways I can't be asked with killing zombies anymore. But I do just for the crack of it and. OMFG there's a drug-dealer on the game. I bought some cocaine and weed and ecstasy pills. (I'd tell you kids to not try it and drugs are bad. But, they're not! Go crazy!) Anyways when I take some pills and a spliff, well we all do. Cause the bastards found out about my stash and wanted me to share. Cunts! Anyways we're all soooo high right now and even though we are the Zombies are still fucking ugly. I shoot a lot of them and hug a lot. They weirdly hug me back and give a soft moan as they dry hump me. It doesn't matter though, cuz I'm covered in my angel wings and Angel robes. I didn't know that I was an Angel until ater taking the pills! I know! Weird, huh? Anyways. I'm staring at my brother and he's staring at me. Ugh god incest! Ewwwwww!
Wait. But how did you know he was thinking about incest? My inner voice asks. I dunno, do I? I'm just naturally that hot I guess? Oh wait I know, pfft. Even I scare myself sometimes.
'Hey babe?' Woods asks me. I turn around to look at him.
'Yeah?' I ask back. His face pales. I'm instantly worried. A million thoughts ran through my head.
Is he gunna dump me? Gun or knife? Should I hang myself? Leave a note? Kill him? Commit Geneside? Become anorexic and bulimic and make everyone feel sorry for me? Become a prositue?Convert to being goth?
O please! Be more creative in killing yourself is. You used to be good at this kind of thing. Shut up inner schizophrenia voice! I start to hyperventilate. I should black out! All big and dramatic! Good thinking Izz, good thinking,
'Im kinda feeling horny so will you-' He starts but I don't hear is next dreadful lust filled sex crazed words. I black out. Yes I'm that dramatic. And now begins my convo with my other personality and schizophrenic one. Raynee.
Heyy Bitch? She says all excitedly.
O god. I think and groan. I wish I could just get raped. I mean doesn't everyone like suprises and that's the best suprose of all! Why do you ask? Well,
never know when it's gunna happen so BIG surprise.
get free sex. What's wrong with that.
3You get an STD as a bye bye present.
never know if it's a boy or a girl, hot or ugly etc.
5. Maybe a baby if you're lucky!
And many other reasons. The only downsideis.
1. No lube. . .