Okay let me get some things clear. FlippyXFlakyForLife. yes the names where confusing, its just he calls the adults by the last name and the kids by their first. And Rosso is Red in Italian andOrzo is Bear in Italian. Lol i know un-original but i dont care much for last names xD. And xXVampire she-wolfXx I will update the forrest gump thing soon (: anyways enjoy

Saturday. Oh how I dreaded the day. Even though it was a weekend I still had to get up and help mom. Especially today. The day I would have one to call dad. The day I would have one to call, an older brother. I sighed upon the thought.

I had just finished stretching when Flippy burst into my room. "Wake up beloved sister of mine." a fake smile upon his face.

"Good morning, absolute prefect brother in the world!" a frown upon mine. He chuckled. You can call this a game we play.

"Let's go help our wonderful mum on this up most wonderful day!"

"Shall we?" said I, quickly hopping of my bed.

"We shall!" he held out his hand.

"Off we go then, no time for dilly dally on this day we become siblings."

"Read my mind exactly sister dear." he said. I giggled then pushed him.

"Beat you downstairs fag-bag."

"Your on fat-ass."

"ALFRED!" We called at the same time. Alfred almost instantly showing up at the bottom of the massive marble staircase.

"Yes?"

"Start us!" Said an eager Flippy.

"Very well then master Flippy. 1... 2... 3!"

With that we took off, Flippy of course in the lead until he slipped, lucky for him I had caught him, unlucky for both of us. We ended up rolling down the stairs. Alfred worried sick.

"Are you to okay?" he asked. His face as pale as paper. I let out a fake cough. Flippy laughed but Alfred was horrified. "Mistress Flaky..."

By now both Flippy and I were cracking up. "Alfred you should know by now that Flaky and I like to play jokes on you."

I giggled. "Yea Alfred, now were's mom."

"Your mother is out in the garden. She says she wants you two on your best of behaviors today. Some of the most important people in town are coming."

"Off to the garden brother dear." said I raising an eyebrow.

"Of course!" he said and we skipped of to the garden. Alfred shocked by our randomness. "Oh dearest mother of ours. Would you be so kind as to tell us what we shall do on this most wonderfulest of wonderful days!"

Mother seemed awe-struck but the sudden gleam in her eye told me she remembered our game. "Oh you two most wonderful children, everything is ready, all that is needed is for you two, to tidy up for our wedding."

"Indeed mother! Off we go now brother no time for Dilly dally!" said I pushing my green eyed step brother.

"Bu bye beloved mother!" he called

"Bu bye my adoring children!"

We skipped off. When we got back inside the house people where flooding in with decorations, foods, and he most important the cake! A whisper escaped my lips "Yum I want some!"

"You want some?" he then pushed me. "Then GET SOME!" lucky for the guy with he cake I had tripped over my own feet, landing about five feet away from him. I let out a small whimper that caught Flippys attention. "Nope your helping yourself up."

Quickly I hoped onto my feet, stomping them rhythmically upon the polished stairs, and into my room. I lay in bed, pillow on my face, cause I knew he was gonna burst in any second. "Flaky I'm sorry beloved sister." he said opening the door. Lucky for me I'm fast so I ran towards behind the door and held my hands in a gun formation.

"Freeze bitch! Put your hands up and place yourself upon he wall, I will fire at will, my men are armed as well." I said pointing towards my stuffed porcupine, elephant, and bear in the corner.

"I'm sorry officer!" he said putting his hands above his head, and slowly inching his way towards the wall.

"Sorry doesn't pay the bill now does it scumbag! Now return my brush, make-up and shoes and I won't fire."

He scoffed. "You really are dumb flaky there right there."

"Are you assaulting a police of- o-oh... Sorry... Very well then go get dressed in your tux!"

"Yes sir!" he said and walked out of my room.

"Whore!" I yelled. Closing the door with the lock. I sighed, looking around my room. I realized, I had so much space, and yet so little things. I quickly took a box out from under my bed. The wonderful red sparkle dress my step-father had bought me. I took my shower then quickly squeezed into the dress. I then stood infront of the mirror for long minutes, until of course Flippy came in and disrupted the peace.

"Hey sissy, you ready? They called for us!" He looked at me then continued talking. "You need help with your hair?" I nodded and he walked towards me. "Scrunchy?" I gave him a blank stare then took one from my wrist handing it to him. He quickly made a ponytail. It wasn't sloppy though, as i would've done it, as a matter of fact it was perfect.

"Wow thanks Flippy."

He smiled Sheepishly. "No problem now come on we have a wedding to attend."

And done... sorry if it was short i wanted to be random but the next chapter will be better, and forth chapter they start school so... interpret it however you want to (: