Letter from LuverOfAllThingsGIRLYMAN
New Zealand,
I was having a conversation with France the other day (England was busy! *Sniff-Sniff*), and he happened to bring up the 'sexual tension' at the world conferences.
Apparently, everybody has someone they need to 'get in bed' (France's words, not mine)
What do you say? Do you think the sexual tension is high? If so, who's your person?
~Dylan
Dylan,
I am sorry my older brother was too busy to talk to you, but I am not sure France is an acceptable substitute. That man has way too much time on his hands. He also needs to learn to keep his hands to himself before I need to beat basic common sense into him again.
Sexual Tension? -buries face in hands- Of course he would say that. For the most part it's political tension. My brother, England, and France, my brother, America and Russia or even at points both of my brothers, America and England. I can see with France's mindset how he would confuse these political tensions with sexual tension. Though there are some people who need to calm down, and if that mean they need to 'get in bed', as France so eloquently put it, then so be it. E-eh? Me have a person? Th-that's just ridiculous!
I am glad you decided to ask another country about what France has told you.-mutters- that dirty old frog
Sincerely,
-New Zealand
PS: That being said walking up to two bickering countries and asking them "So how's the sex?" is often amusing, as long as you can run faster then both of them. Other wise it's just painful, so watching France ask that instead of yourself is recommended.
A/N: Pairings are welcome by the way. I'd prefer if they were more or less cannonish and with New Zealand getting along with almost every country(Including Russia) that leaves lots of options.