Woot Woot! I got sixty hits and five reviews. I thank you all. Oh yeah, today is day one of spring break. I have woken up at my normal time due to my body thinking that I'm still going to school. Which I am not. lol. Today is Good Friday! I always enjoyed Friday! Means no school~D:

Except this one. I lost a red Nintendo sp on this day. I'll never forget it. Sniff sniff.. Oh well. ^^

The Akatsuki's Meow

2. Sakura

"Kyaaaaa! Hentai!" Screamed a voice.

All the crowds stopped to see what was going on in front of them. There was a young girl with pink cheeks as the color of her hair and green eyes of pure emeralds. She seems to be angry and annoyed at the same time while this old perverted man stood in front of him.

"Haven't you learned how not to touch girl's butts?" Steamed the girl. The perverted man just shrugged. "Ugh! How stupid are you."'

Said pinkette waited impatiently for him to leave her, and any girls that were walking around her, alone. The hentai man left around the corner causing the pinkette to grin and laugh successfully in triumph. His victims quickly congratulate her then leave to resume their daily lives. Sakura bent down to resume picking up a few items she dropped thanks to him.

Once the last item settled at the top of the pile, Sakura went on her way. Her destination goal was to reach the hokage tower before the designated time goes up. What could fifteen minutes do? Konoha was an active place. For there was always something going on to keep you busy. The pinkette flew past a donuts shop and groaned deeply in anger. Like today, it appears to have villagers dressed up in Kimonos and dancing dragons everywhere.

Sakura stared into the crowd. "Hmm, Chinese new year arrived early this year." and flinched when a smile formed on her face. "Shit! I can't go mingle at a time like this!"

Her green eyes spotted a dancing blob. "Naruto?"

The boy was dancing in a red kimono amongst the sea of girls and turned saying, "How ya doing Sakura-chan?"

"Fine. Until you emerged." Grumbled the girl.

"What was that?" Shouted the confused blob from the crowd. "I didn't exactly hear you cause the music is too loud!"

Sakura was about to say something mean but a smell entered her nostrils. "Mmm, dumplings." she moaned. Then she grew tense. "Ugh, this is ridiculous!" she snapped violently. "I need to get through this sea of people before it's too late."

The kunoichi closed her eyes and began concentrating. Visions of herself getting through the stupid crowd (plus Naruto) with so much ease that she got an award for it by the emperor. Hoping that wish will come true, she moved her left toe off the curb and placed it into the streets.

Sakura kept her eye lids closed and never opened them as she kept going, ignoring the people around her. Simple invitations like 'come eat with us', or 'where is your kimono?' filled her head. But she couldn't stop yet since her shisou was waiting for her. She could feel the breeze of the air conditioner coming from the open door inside the hokage tower within each step she took. Judging by that only temperature, she was getting closer.

Then suddenly, something or somebody, threw her off.

"SAKURA CHANN!" Roared the voice. "Wanna split a stinky tofu?"

She went like this, 0.o, and shook her head violently. "I can't, that shit stinks."

"Well how about phoenix tail shrimp?"

Sakura dropped the items on the floor. There was a cracking sound from one of them labeled 'fragile'. But she didn't care.

"D-did you say phoenix tail shrimp?"

Naruto walked over with his date, Hinata. "Yeah! I knew it that you won't care for nasty ass tofu. So let's eat this instead."

Sakura went, "Aww.." and smiled a bit. "I knew it that you two were made for each other."

"T-thank you S-sakura chan.."

"Your welcome. Now let's devour that shrimp shall we?"

Before any of the couple could say something to her, she dropped all her packages and raced towards the table where all the foot was. Naruto huffed in annoyance while Hinata giggled and soon both of them started picking up her presents then retreated for the table.

It was quiet for a while until Hinata got the courage to start a conversation. "D-do you think T-tsunade sama is working Sakura-chan too hard?"

"Of course I do. I mean, you only got to go because Sakura was busy in the labs."

"Y-you didn't mind that I did, right?"

"Not at all." Grinned the blond.

Hinata felt happy by this and stuck her vacant arm into a loop of his crowded ones. "T-thank you Naruto kun.."

Naruto grew beet red at this. "Aw, Hinata-chan.."

...

"Auuughhh! I can't believe that I pigged out on all that food!" Auughed the cherry blossom.

Sakura felt full and sorry for her self.

Damn you fortune cookies. Screw you fried noodles with soy sauce.

She just finished eating up a whole buffet of Chinese food not sparring any for Naruto and Hinata. Well, maybe since Naruto had his own table to spare. The girl kept walking towards the tower carrying the broken boxes and smashed up fragile one. Oh how she wished that the fragile one wasn't so fragile anymore.

'I wish I had a vacuum cleaner to pull back time..' She though in complete boredom. Sakura stopped near the tower and wandered inside freaked out by all the silence. Normally it would be booming with noise but it seemed not likely for today's schedule.

"What's going on?" She muttered to her self.

A timid voice answered her. "T-tsunade is very angry at you, you know?"

Sakura understood the voice. "Mitsuki? What are you doing down there underneath your desk?"

Mitsuki popped out not entirely removing her self from the wood. "She's on a rampage in her room, throwing shit all over the place."

"Was it because of me?"

"Probably you, probably not. All I know is that a glass sculpture of Ton Ton was suppose to come in today."

"A glass sculpture of Ton Ton?" She repeated, like a parrot. Then soon, all the clues started forming together in her mind. "Oh no! I must have dropped it back at the festival!"

Mitsuki freaked out too. "Which means that your the one that got it?" she paused quizzically. "I thought a few glass makers were going to hand it to her personally."

"Not really.. Ugh, what am I suppose to do now?"

"Face the music?" Suggested the secretary.

"Not when I don't have any music to play.. might as will hang up the towel.."

"Just face her. I'm sure the punishment won't be too bad since your here apprentice and all.."

"Okay, wish me luck Mimi.."

...

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO DAMN LONG?"

"I don't know.."

"I was so worried sick about you!"

"I don't know.."

"I sent out all the anbu to come after you!"

"I don't kno.. hold up. Were the anbu all those people at the festival?"

"What are you talking about?"

"N-nothing.."

"Omgosh! Were you pigging out at the Chinese new year festival?"

"I didn't mean it! Naruto dared me to try the squid."

"Ew. did you really do it?"

"No."

"Good thing you didn't. Last year when I went to the festival in Kiri I ate along drinking two big glasses of sake."

"Ew."

"Will you mind? I'm not finished. Anyways, I was fine for a little while; dancing and flashing my chest every three minutes then, kablam! I spew chunks all over the guy next to me."

"That's gross. Now could you give me a day off? I need to do something important."

"What for? Unless your house burned down then I'm not letting you off the hook for coming in late."

Sakura rolled her green eyes. She sat in the chair crossing her hands against her chest. "Fine. Explain the punishment."

"Okay, you need to take care of a colony."

"What colony? If it's ants or leeches, then I'm not doing it."

"Don't be silly. Shino already has that mission."

"Good for him. Can I leave now?"

"For heaven's sake! Quit telling me that you need to depart. You have a mission to complete."

"What type of mission?"

"Gosh, your naive as fuck. Now march your butt over to the Inuzuka pound. Kiba will give you the rest of the details."

...

"Good afternoon Sakura. What brings you here?"

"I would like to speak with Kiba."

"Okay. He's in the back messing with the litter of cats we got yesterday."

"Cats?" Sakura repeated, like a broken record. She started awing in happiness. "Aw, I always wanted a cat."

"Great. I guess Tsunade picked a good candidate for this."

"Yes she did. Now direct to me to the little critters."

Hana went around the counter and moved down the aisles of numerous pets. Sakura followed suit cooing and squealing after she saw all the kawaii breeds beyond the glass. Once they reached the back, they heard a voice complaining about a bunch of cats. Moving further, both girls found Kiba on the floor.

"Little brother, why you sweating?"

Kiba sprang up from the floor and dusted him self off. "I was not sweating on the floor."

"Yes you were. Me and Sakura saw you."

"I would have never been there if that blue thing didn't bite my finger."

"The cat bit your finger? That's silly." Giggled Sakura. Kiba growled at her.

"These aren't those normal strays you come across in the street. They are different, so different that nobody would walk past their cage. So different, that they won't eat normal cat food and crap nasty feces.. So diff-" Hana interrupted him.

"Would you stop scaring her? I'm sure that Sakura already pissed her pants already."

"..."

"Sakura?"

"I'll take them."

"Good. We'll supply you with their things. Happy pet sitting!" Grinned the female Inuzuka. She punched her little brother in the stomach.

"Oof!" oofed the boy. He turned towards his sister. "What the hell was that for?"

"You didn't wish your friend good luck."

"How can I when there's a black cat in the colony."

"Please don't tell me that you believe in that mumbo jumbo supernatural garbage."

"Yes I do. Listen, Sakura. Your going to need all the luck you should get. In fact, you'll need a whole mountain of good luck!"

"Kiba don't ruin this!"

"It's alright Hana-chan. I'm sure that I'll get over this.."

"Are you sure? I call Tsunade to cancel the mission if you want."

"No way. Even though I won't enjoy doing this, this is my only chance to redeem my self."

"Alright then. Kiba will bring you the cats at three o'clock on the dot. So in the mean time you can kitty proof your house."

"Ok. See you later."

Sakura waved good bye to the siblings and wandered out the pet shop

not knowing that her peachy world would be turned upside down..

...

A/N: Yay! Chapter two is done. Now I can finish sleeping. Oh yeah, do you believe that black cats carry bad luck? I don't. I see plenty of black cats around my neighborhood and they don't mess with my luck. In fact, I always carry moderate luck. Well, maybe karma has something to do with it. How many words is this? I don't know. Eek, enough rambling! 0.o

Review please! I'll upload another chapter tomorrow. Or Sunday.

Thanks for reading~ Psycho Kitty-chan