Hello, I have emerged out of nowhere. In May, on a Sunday with another chapter. 0.o Yes I know, I skipped out on the story because of spring break. I'm sorry but I couldn't help it! Staying outside, playing, and sleeping in on the rainy days always tempt me the most. Oh well, now I'm back! Here's chapter three. A little longer then the rest though hehe..

The Akatsuki's Meow

3. Kitties?

"Ugh.. where am I?"

"Tobi afraid of the dark!"

"Shut the fuck! I'm trying to sleep!" Howled an angry kitty.

"All of you shut the fuck up." Growled an evil voice.

Everyone shut their mouths after Kakuzu commanded them too. Then it started up again.

"I'm hungry.." Whined Deidara.

"Tobi hungry!"

"Ugh, I'm tired of all this mother fucking noise!" Cursed Hidan.

-Outside the kennel prison-

"Damn, these cats are loud as hell." Cursed Kiba in distraught.

Kiba continued walking down the side walk and moved the cat carrier into Sakura's grasp. "Here you go, these are the last two." he said, and moved quickly down the bottom step.

Sakura noticed Kiba run for his life down the steps. "What's the matter? Don't you want to come inside?" she asked. Her friend started laughing.

"Aahaha! Are you serious? I'm not stepping one foot in that house of yours!"

"Why not? Usually you did with no problems at all." Whined the girl.

"That was before they moved in." Kiba spoke, putting more exaggeration on the 'they.' He turned on his heels saying, "See you later." and left off the porch down the side walk.

Sakura watched him leave and signed deeply before entering her house. She closed the door behind her and surveyed the area. Each book case, drawers, couches, electric outlets, side rooms, and doors were blocked off from so her new guests won't use their greedy claws. The pinkette's green eyes took notice of the nine cat carriers in her living room.

Out of nowhere, one of them startled to rattle and shake like a time bomb. Sakura ran away hiding her self behind the couch thinking it was a an explosion and removed her self from the back laughing her ass off. Being in the anbu made her act paranoid. Really, really, really paranoid.

"Okay then. I think I'll need some help." She mumbled. Sakura summoned up a few clones and instructed them to stand at each side of the cages. "Alright, unleash the lions!"

The clones obliged and got down on one knee pulling out the door for the cats to come out and view the outside world. They waited patiently but nothing happened. Tired by the lack of commotion, Sakura wandered over to one of the cages and got down to the floor.

She put her hand into the cage going, "here kitty, kitty!" and flinched when a hiss escaped from it. Sakura took her hand out. "I guess they really are vicious."

"Why don't you offer them some cat food?" Suggested a clone.

"Great idea."

Sakura walked down the wooden floor boards of her living room past her furniture into the kitchen. She went through the crates of food Hana and Kiba gave her and came across a distinctive bag of dry cat food; it read 'Meow Mix sea food flavor.'

A frown settled on her face. "This bag has so much air in it. It would be a shame if there wasn't any thing in there." she mumbled. The girl shook it hard like removing dust from a rug and stopped after hearing the sounds of claws scraping against the tiles. Sakura's green eyes looked down only to find a cat at her feet. "One down, seven more to go." she counted to her self.

Due to the distraction of getting a kitten to come out into the open, she didn't exactly view it's fur color. Sakura left out of the kitchen with the bag of cat food in her hands while the cat followed her with it's tail in the air waiting patiently for food. Once she entered her living room again, another plan has formed.

Sakura was on the floor putting some food in a candy dish she fished from off the coffee table. She did a come hither motion with her left index finger non verbally allowing one of her clones to open the cage. The girl waited patiently for another victim and took notice of a curious head peeping out of the cage.

"It's alright. There's nothing dangerous out here." reassured the girl.

The kitten slowly but cautiously, headed out from it's house. It was small and held a brownish tint with black stripes in it. Said cat caught site of the human and ran towards her before tripping over the candy dish knocking down all the food onto the floor. While they made acquaintance with each other, the other cat was gobbling up all the food.

Said cat crashed into Sakura knocking her down as well. "Ooh, your so energetic." smiled the kunoichi.

But while this cat has captured her, he had lots to say. 'Weee! I found a cherry! Tobi find cherry!' He said in delight. Instead of words, mews and purrs came out.

From inside a cage, someone was reading his thoughts. He seemed annoyed. 'No one wants to here what you have found, hmmm.'

The savannah jumped off Sakura's leg onto the floor and ran towards another crate. It peaked through, 'Can you say that again? Tobi wasn't exactly paying attention to your bitching.'

Two blue eyes glowed in the darkness. 'I said that nobody wants to here you!' he growled and ended up leaping out the cage onto the smaller kitten.

It missed. The Savaanah ran around hissing in delight. 'Nanana, can't catch Tobi! Tobi faster then you!'

Sakura watched two mixtures of yellow and brown roll around like a loose tier. She felt the need to go over there and stop them but according to any animal researcher and expert, they would tell you that they're just playing. Even though she can't stop it, distracting the bigger male from beating up the small one is still necessary.

Her hand reached into a bag of toys across from her and she pulled out a robotic mouse. Sakura turned the knob on the top of it's body and put the mouse down to the floor. It took off towards the fight and ran around both cats in a quick circle before speeding off into a distance.

The yellow and white cat froze. His head moved from right to left in full alert. 'W-what was that?'

Said savannah rolled on it's back with it's paws in the air. 'I think that was a mouse!'

Deidara spotted it's sliver tint in the distance. 'No, it's my mouse. You stay here and act cute.' commanded the older cat.

Tobi's brown eyes looked away and he spotted a pink blob. 'Cherry-chan! Would you play with me?' and got on the floor with his belly laying on the boards.

"So freaking kawaii!" Squealed the happy pinkette. Sakura swung her arm back, digging right into the bag with her hands, "I'm sure that there's another mouse here." and took hold of a black one with a silly smile. "Ah, here we go."

'Gimme the mouse! Give Tobi the mouse!' it stated, while jumping like a frog.

Sakura cocked her head to the side. "So, you must be one of those breeds with the dog like characteristics."

'A dog?' Questioned Tobi. He got to the floor with his paws on them and rump in the air, tail wagging playfully. 'I can act like a dog!'

The mouse left her palms onto the oak floors heading for Tobi's direction. Tobi moved from right to left like a ninja. 'Oh hell yes~ You can't capture me~ I'm Tobi no kitty!' and fell limp when another mouse toy hit him from behind. 'Aaah, Tobi under attack! Evil mouse has gotten reinforcements!'

Deidara trotted over with steam coming out of his ears. 'That dumbass mouse kept side stepping me!' and stopped near the other cat. 'I'm not sure if I want to act happy no more..'

'Why? If we don't then cherry-chan would take us back to the pound.'

'She can't anyways. I over heard dog boy back at the pet shop talking about her having this as a mission.'

'Mission?'

'Yes, a mission. So if any of us go missing then she would fail.'

'Mmm, that doesn't sound right.'

A voice called out to them. "Kittens! Don't you want to met the rest of your brothers?"

Tobi turned around running towards the girl. 'Brothers, nii-sans! I want to see them all!'

'Oh brother..'

...

"Okay now, I got three cats out into the open. The previous five won't move an inch from their cages." noted the cherry blossom to her self. "There must be another alternative."

Sakura doesn't have a clue on how to get the rest out of their cages. If they won't come out, then she wouldn't be able to copy down what breeds they are. Just then, an idea clicked and formed in her brain. The kunoichi stomped over to a cage far away to the right and picked it up titling it while ripping the cat out the back.

"Meewrrrr!" screeched the cat. She pulled harder.

"Meowing won't make me stop you stubborn creature." growled the girl. She succeed and placed the cage onto the floor with the cat still in her other hand, and held him up to the light. "There we are. My, my, such beautiful purple eyes you got." The cat stared at her evilly like she stole his coco. "What? I'm sorry but you had to get out of there sooner or later."

It hissed violently causing her to place him on the ground. "Okay, okay. No more flying time."

The cat's body was arched like a boomerang. 'Err, about fucking time she got me out of that damn smelly ass cage!'

A savannah kitten wandered by. 'Hidan-sama! What took you so long?' and got pushed away by his white paw.

'I don't fucking know. But that pink haired wench is slow as snails.' Commented the pure white cat. 'Any of the others came out yet?'

'Tobi don't think so. We didn't see Itachi yet, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Pein.'

'Itachi? Tee hee. He left out the cage after she took a bathroom break.' chuckled Hidan. He laughed more inside when Sakura just realized that she was missing a cat. 'Slow as hell you damn wench..'

Sakura sat on her bum kind of distracted. "That's strange, where did the black kitty go?" she said naively, and took notice of a orange tabby sitting on the coffee table. She smiled and placed a hand on top of his head head slowly massaging his temples. "Well, at least I got you out."

Said tom settled under her touch with a bored expression on his face. 'Itachi won't be back for a while. I suggest you leave his spot vacant.'

Of course she wouldn't understand him and mistake it for something else. "Are you hungry? Would you like some food?" She asked and picked her self up from off the floor heading for the kitchen with a smile on her face. "Taking care of these cats are easy as pie." she said to her self.

...

All the cats awaited patiently for her departure into the kitchen. After her steps faded into the background, the remaining cats crossed past the furniture scratching at the door in terror. Hidan was atop of Deidara screaming like a drunken sailor, while Deidara's balls were settled on Tobi's face. Unlike other rescue cats who wanted a new home, they didn't.

Pein stayed on the coffee table. 'What are you monsters doing?'

'Tobi and everybody want to be free!' Exclaimed the kitty.

Deidara looked away from the door. 'For once, I agree with Tobi no baka on this one, un.'

'The fucking losers are right! Remove us from rat cage right now!'

'Where are Sasori and Kakuzu?'

Two cats,a burgundy color and a chocolate color, only with stitches, walked by.

'I can't stay here either.' Spoke up Sasori.

'Why not?'

'Because..' He trailed. 'It's too girly here.'

Pein's eyes widened in shock. 'D-did you just say the word.. girly?'

Sasori nodded vigorously. 'Indeed. For I see lots of pink matter and frilly puppy pictures up on the walls.'

'Never mind that.' He instructed to his colony. 'What we need to do is wait patiently until the curse wears off on us.'

Kisame sat down placing his head on the floor. 'Which will take forever..'

'No it won't. I'll make sure that nothing will happen to use until the time is right.'

"Kittens, I have prepared your meals for you!"

'Food! Food! Finally some fucking food!' Thought Hidan.

He ran past the other kittens disappearing from behind the corner into the next room. The rest of the cats including, Pein, Kisame and Kakuzu wandered away following suit after Hidan. Only Deidara, Tobi, and Sasori stayed behind to talk amongst one another.

'Maybe being here won't be so bad, un..'

'Tobi agree with everything you..'

'What, un?'

The tiny kitten leaped on top of the yellow one. 'What the fuck un? Get off me bitch!'

It started to shake. 'T-tobi find mouse sweeping across floor.'

'Maybe it's just a dust bunny, un.'

'No way! Tobi found Stuart Little driving the buggy!'

'It is not a buggy. Perhaps a Ferrari.. not even some ugly ass buggy.'

Sasori searched high and low for the 15 mouse, and found nothing. 'You people are some messed up liars.'

'What are you getting at? I didn't do shit..'

'Tobi saw mouse! Tobi saw peanut butter choking mouse!'

'Just ignore it. I'm sure that Miss Sakura has some mouse traps somewhere.'

-15 Minutes later-

'What the fuck is with this mother fucking mouse?'

'See! Tobi told you that Tobi saw a mouse.'

'Okay. There is silly mouse in this complex. Big deal..' Rolled the eyes of the blue kitten.

'It is a BIG deal. Which means that we will have to hunt down the mouse.' Stated the orange tabby.

The Akatuski kitties didn't like being told what to do. But obliged anyways. They dispersed searching high and low for the mouse and stopped near a corner where the mouse was being held by Hidan. This is it! No, not Micheal Jackson's This Is It. Like Hidan would say, this was mother fucking it!

'Everybody ready?' Asked Pein no kitty.

They jumped on it. Instead of blood all over the place there was um..

Tobi jumped holding something silver in his paw. 'Gah! Stuart Little stabbed me with a kunai!'

Deidara wandered by. 'Let me see, un.' Said Savannah settled down and allowed him to scan his arm. 'You idiot! This is not a kunai! In fact, this isn't even a damn mouse!'

Sasori poked the contraption with his paw. 'He's right. This is a toy mouse.'

'Such fucking bull shit. Your bull shitting me Tobi brat!' Roared Hidan.

The kitten's ears dropped in shame. 'Tobi apologize. Tobi bad, bad, boy..'

Pein's ears started to twitch. 'Hold up, I sense a presence moving this direction.'

His ears grew straight in happiness. 'Maybe it's Itachi-chan!' Suggested Tobi rather excitably.

Pein started to trot, moving away from the group towards the door. A flap for dogs was built at the bottom. It moved forward and an orange paw stopped the figure from advancing.

'What business do you have here?'

"Whomp whomp, womp, womp, womp, womp."

'I see. I'll ask them.' pein turned, looking at the cats. 'Have any of you replaced a black cat?'

'Hmm, depends.. The one we have is black with red eyes!' Smiled Tobi.

He rolled his silver eyes at the younger cat and settled back near the doggy door. 'Yes we have. Do you have him with you?'

"Whomp, whomp, womp!"

'What? Oh hell no. I'm not paying for you just to tell me that.'

Hidan barged into the conversation. 'Unless your a blood hound that helps me to search for my nasty ass litter box then don't bother.'

"Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whop, whop.."

'My mother? Errr, get your mysterious phantom ass back here!' Growled an enraged neko. Pein held him back.

'What would you like for us to give in exchange for my subordinate?'

"Whomp."

'WHAT?' Hollered the cat's all together.

'Alright, we'll give it to you. But I don't think it will like it..'

..

Hahaha! I loved this chapter. But mu fingers hurt like hell. Mm, I wish I had cats like those! Oh yeah, at the end of the chapter with the "womp whomp" thing, I got it from the adult's in the Peanuts comics. If you don't read them.. THEN SHAME ON YOU! They're the best! ^^

By the way, what do you think it, is? A pineapple? A tambourine? Your mother? Crack? 0.o

Voice your wonderful thoughts in a review. I might put it in the next chapter.

Thanks for reading~Psycho Kitty-Chan