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The Akatsuki's Meow

4. Attack of the mice

Sakura was busy making pineapple upside down cake in the kitchen. She froze after hearing a sound from the living room. The cherry blossom put down the knife onto the counter, dried her hands on her clothes, and wandered out of the room. Sakura frowned when there was no light in the room.

"That's strange. I could have swor..."

Silence took over the room. Until a scream erupted through out the house.

"Ashdshjdgfdjfhdfj!" Screamed the voice.

The lights turned back on. Sakura found her self gagged by an unknown source. She was tied to a chair with binding ropes and couldn't use her nails to escape. 'Damn those pedicure people.' The blossom though angrily. An idea came to mind. Her vision took hold of an orange tabby sitting on the coffee table meowing like a drill Sargent.

'There we have caught you a victim. Now hand over our weasel.'

Down below, a nasty rat counted his dollars. "Naw, how about ten bucks?"

They went like this, 0.o, and grew annoyed.

'That's it? That's mother fucking it?' Repeated the silver neko.

'What a cheapskate..' Mumbled an annoyed yellow kitty.

'How is that cheap? Let me keep it!' Mewed a greedy Kakuzu.

'No. We will not exchange our boarder for twenty crumbled bills.' Mewed Pein.

'Crumbled? What's wrong with crumbled?'

All the cats groaned at Kakuzu's stupidity.

'Anyhow, now you will take your leave Mr. Rat.'

'Oh hell no. I won't stop at achieving my goal.' Replied the enraged rat. He turned away, clicking his tongue.

The cats exchanged some glares of confusion and switched back to their enemy. Suddenly, the sounds of little feet running in all directions entered their ear drums. Thousands of rats entered from all over, out of cracks, the door, and in the attic. Said neko's took formation in a circle.

'Now fucking what? Since we didn't give the damn mother fucker the bitch, were surrounded by Mickey Mouse's mother fucking army.'

Tobi kept turning from right to left in right. 'Were doomed! Tobi think were gonna get dooky pellets chucked up our butts!'

'I got an idea, un. Why don't we rip those ropes off the girl and then she'll save us..'

'Save us? We don't need saving for we are the.. runnn!'

Each cat went in different directions with a rat on their tails. Deidara and Sasori ran into a couch and hid dodging the evil dirty fingers of a few mice.

Deidara watched his friend burrow deeper into the couch. 'Wait! Don't leave me behind with the trolls, un!'

Sasori stared at him for a bit then left.

'Dumb fuck.. Fine, I'll do well on my own.'

Said yellow cat sat at the middle of the couch waiting for the fight to be over. It went silent for a few moments. Neither a squeak or meow floated around the room. Deidara grew annoyed and attempted to crawl on his paws towards the opening of the couch. What he saw wasn't pleasing.

'Ew. That's just nasty..'

'What's nasty?'

Deidara went limp and jumped away, bumping his noggin on the springs of the couch.

'...'

Tobi hovered over the cat. 'Deidara-sama? What happened to you? Deidara-semapi?'

'...'

'Omgosh, I killed Deidara-sempai!'

'...'

'Maybe Tobi should give him mouth to mouth..'

'...'

'Yes! Tobi shall give him mouth CPR!'

'...'

Suck, suck. The kitten kept breathing into the dead cat's mouth. Slowly, it started to wake up.

'Mmm, what's going on here?' He asked groggily. Deidara's eyes got red. There was someone on top of him. 'What the fuck? Un!'

'Tobi sorry! Tobi sorry!'

'Shut the hell up! You will be when I jam my fist up your butt!'

'Hahaha..how can you when we only have paws?'

'...' Went the shocked cat. 'Shut up! Un!'

...

'Ugh, I'm so pissed.'

'About what?'

'Well, first Tsunade-shisou entrusted these cats on me. Second, they're vicious like Satan's pawns.. and third, there's mice in my damn house!'

'Oh.'

'Oh my ass..'

'What shall we do then?'

'I don't know. Kick their ass?'

'Exactly.'

Sakura allowed steam out of her nostrils. "LET'S DO THIS!" she shouted, like a pro wrestler.

The kunoichi's strength grew ten folds and she pulled chakra into arms tearing away at the ropes that trapped her in the chair. After being let free, the kunoichi got up from the chair and stomped over near a population of rats ganging up on a sliver coated cat. Sakura walked over, kicking them away with her ninja boots saving the kitten from sudden death.

All the rats separated from each other and hit the walls. Blood spluttered from their insides as Sakura kept beating them up with her bare fists. The cats esaped running near a corner and hid there until the coast was clear. Which didn't exactly take long when a pile of rats sat at the middle of the living room floor.

"Mwahahaha! I have scored victory!" Snickered the girl.

Tobi shook like a sat shaker next to Deidara. 'T-tobi scared of Miss Cherry..'

'Shut up, un.'

The kittens froze when Sakura spotted them in the corner.

'Just. Stay. Still..' Ordered the leader.

All of them obliged to his orders and waited for her to arrive.

She walked up to them and bent down petting the smallest one. "I'm sorry that you all had to see that.." Sakura apologized sheepishly.

Tobi leaned in allowing her to massage his head a little more. 'It's alright. Tobi don't mind.' he purred.

'Well I do. Now we'll never see Itachi ever again..' Moaned a sad Kisame.

Sakura took notice of the cat's sadness. "Aw, would you like a belly rub?"

'Belly rub? Did she just mistake you for a mother fucking dog?' Questioned Hidan. Kisame gave him the paw.

'Shush. She's speaking of a sweet compromise that I can't help but accept.'

Sakura kept petting him. "You know what? I haven't got to name each of you yet.." she trailed. Another idea came to mind, this time seven. "Okay. I guess it's about time I name you guys."

A few names came to mind.

The orange one was named Garfield, the yellow, sunshine, red, Elmo, blue, Jaws, white, snow ball, black and brown, Patches, and the last brown one with stitches, Chucky.

"Hold up.." Paused the girl. "What happened to the black one?"

'Don't you remember? Damn your blind..' Thought 'Snow Ball.'

'I don't like my name...' Frowned 'Elmo.'

'Ditto. I don't think the name of a fat lasagna eating whore suit's me.' Added Pein.

"Oh well. I suppose that he'll show up in the morning." Signed the girl. She turned towards the cats, "Well, we should go to bed."

Snow ball rubbed against her leg. 'Alright. Let me purr you to sleep with me inside you.'

Later on..

"Good night Snow ball." Sang the kunoichi from her room.

Apparently, Hidan was stuck in his cage down stairs. Alone. For he was banned from the room after dry humping her stomach.

'Damn it!'' Cursed the kitty.

Tobi trotted by with his tail swishing back and forth. 'Hey! How did you end up in there?'

His body came up to the front of the page. 'Shut up bitch! You don't know what it's like to be stuck in here..'

'Really? Being cooked up in a feces stained box? Naw, I really don't know.. bye!'

Hidan watched him leave after his name was called. 'Nooo! Get your punk ass back here! I'm not through with me yet! I mean, you, you damn suniva bitch!' it howled.

Upstairs, the kunoichi was having a hard time getting to sleep. "Err, that howling is getting on my nerves!"

Pein sat up from his sleep. 'Why don't you toss him outside?' questioned the cat.

"It would be great if I could toss him outside." Rehearsed the girl Sakura put her hands to her mouth yelling, "Snow Ball! Shut the fuck up!"

"Meoooww~" Translated: 'Make me bitch!'

"That's it. I had have enough of this!" Frowned Sakura. She got out of bed, awaking the other cats.

Deidara felt the warmth of her body leavings his side. 'Aww, man.. where did the heater go?' Asked a depressed kitty.

'She'll come back soon. Until then, keeping acting sleepy.' Demanded Kisame.

'Gotcha..'

...

Silence took over the room.

Everybody were asleep, including Sakura and the cats.

'Hey..' Mewed a kitty voice.

'Hey is for horses...' Yawned Deidara. The other cat started poking him. 'What is it?' he questioned the other one.

'Wanna check out where the bitch put Hidan?'

'You know it.' Agreed the cat.

Deidara got up from his spot and froze when an arm reached out and attempted to grabbed him. His eyes closed, not wanting to be caught and reopened them watching Tobi getting pet by the hand. Using him as a diversion, the yellow cat jumped off the bed onto the carpet and waited patiently for his partner to arrive.

'This is taking forever..un.'

'Tobi-ho!' Called out a voice.

A shadow fell down on Deidara's back. 'Hey, watch it! That's my spine..'

'Tobi sorry for massaging your spine.'

'Massage? More like crush it..'

The Savannah kitten picked him self off the older male and headed for the door. Deidara followed him out the room into the halls. They froze when a haunting howl entered the room with them.

'W-what was t-that?' Trembled the smaller kitten.

'Sounded like Hidan, un..' Mewed Deidara. He crept forward leaving Tobi behind.

'Wait for Tobi! Tobi doesn't like being left alone!'

Both cats followed the evil howl down the steps into the living room. It was pitch black still making it a little easier for them to see since they're cursed. But for how long? Deidara shook his head violently, hoping to get ride of that same thought and ventured into the back of the room. The howling grew louder and blended in with another.

'Meweerrrrr!' Translated: 'I know where you live!'

Deidara took notice of what he was dealing with. 'Hidan? Is that your doing?' he asked, into the darkness.

'Hell no! Does it look like I sound like that? Fuck no!'

'Then who is it then?' Deidara took a minute to scan the area and found another cat by the window. 'Ugh.. not again..'

A black kitty with glowing eyes sat on the window sill. 'Yeahh.. I'm here for good..'

The yellow cat trotted over near the window sill. He leaned in, placing his face to glass making a short hissing noise. 'What the fuck do you want? Yeah!'

'You called my mistress and rats, nya!' Began the kuroneko. 'So I have come here for revenge!'

'Oh dear lord.. the cat's gone bonkers.' Mewed a surprised Hidan.

A/N: Why do I always update on a Sunday? Anyways, what did you think?

More will come soon! REVIEW PLEASE! before Tobi get's his tail chomped off by Hidan's psythe.

Hidan: Mwhahaha! You can't escape me now bitch!

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