2. Waffles (JapanXGreece AKA Guripan)

"This one is named Waffles." I held up the cat to show Kiku.

"Ah! Heracles, what has happened to his ear?" He gingerly fingered the square indentations.

I sighed and sat Waffles in my lap. "She got her ear stuck in a waffle iron as a kitten."

"H-how unfortunate!" Kiku stammered.

He doesn't believe me.

He never does.