Damn it. After three longs days of doing nothing, I'm back in school. Memorial break was awesome! Oh yeah, if your wondering why I'm updating on the last day of May, it's cause I'm anxious. Anxious to achieve fifty reviews! Hahaha.. Can't wait to achieve it.

The Akatsuki's Meow

6. Oops

"Oh my lord..ya'll are.."

Sakura didn't have any thing else to say.

The so called cats she was suppose to be baby sitting for the time being were acting strange. It was like they were incognito like raccoons and didn't even give any hints to who they really are.

This confused the kunoichi. She stepped away, not wanting to be bothered with them. The female wandered out into the halls and dropped to the white rug with a stressful look on her face. Taking care of seven cats weren't suppose to be this hard. Of course it would be when your hoarding over the limit of having certain pets. Problem is, they don't look like felines any more.

'Give me some love...'

'I'm wet and mutant without youuu!'

'This humidity doesn't do good with my fur!'

Sakura froze when the sounds of nails scrapping against the closed door. She muttered a curse word then picked her self up, and then moved down the halls and entered her room.

Those bright green eyes of her darted from right to left, scanning her own area from top to bottom. Evidence of scrolls and furniture took over the space. She signed deeply, then continued her grooming.

Once that was done, Sakura sat at the desk and complete a few notes. It read:

Thoughts on evil kitties:

1. They're not cats anymore

2. They're not kittes any more

3. Ugh, they're not bloody ass cats anymore!

"This is so juvenile!" Exploded the kunoichi.

She scribbled on the sheet with her pen then crumbled it. The pinkette tossed it away out the window and flew out the room down the halls into the bathroom.

Sakura stomped over muttering, Here's John..y.."

Silence took over the enitre bed room.

"The fuck? What the hell happened to them?"

Sakura clogged up her eye sockets with her hands. She couldn't decipher where her kitties went and wandered over near the window for air. It was apparently open, revealing a few objects settled on her balcony.

"Hmm? Why are there cats on my balcony?" She questioned out loud. Then suddenly, a whole bunch of names came to mind. "Snow Ball! Get your ass off the edge of the balcony." Sakura demanded, "Garfield, spit out that bird this instant!"

Pein's eyes narrowed. 'I am not eating a bird.' Then spat out a slobber filled object.

Snow Ball was settled on the bars. 'Tell the girl that eating a mouse is better then devouring Tweety.'

'Not precisely. All I taste is other pesticides and lint. If this isn't appetizing then I don't know what is..'

Tobi appeared beside him. 'Can I get a bite? I'm hungry as Hungary.'

'That doesn't make any sense.'

'Your silly and rude. Hungary is a country in um.. um..'

'See? Not even you know who it is.' Scowled the tabby. He looked up, spotting a pink blob hovering above him. 'Oh joy..'

"What did you bad kitties eat?"

'Nothing that you won't fond over..'

Sakura bent on her knees, "Eww.. its a rat. You barfed up a disgusting rat."

'Oh my jashin! You said rat over a fucking million times!'

She turned, facing the white cat. "Snow Ball. What are you doing up there? Your going to fall.." and walked over, taking him off the bars and placed the neko on the floor. "There we are. Now we won't have any accidents for me to sue for."

Snow Ball raised a non visble eye brow. 'Are you serious? Placing me near the dead rat is an inappropriate idea to commit to..'

"Oh no. I forgot to clean it up." Gasped the girl. She laughed a bit, "Sheesh. I sound like a damn pansy."

'Yes you are. Now remove this bastard from my presence.' Grumbled Pein.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to get a broom to sweep it up."

Sakura excused her self and vanished back into the house. The girl came back out, weidling a broom. Sakura walked by and swept in back and forth directions above the dead corpse. While she did it, the cats were watching cautiously.

Deidara spotted something. 'That's strange. Why is there a ghost in the back of her?'

'Ghost. What gho..damn it. Please don't tell me that's who I think it is..' Annoyed Kisame. 'What do you think?'

'Yes it is! It's the old bat named neko no baka!' Mewed Tobi.

Neko no baka stood behind Sakura, wielding a katana in her right arm. "Bwaahaha, I have caught you now!" cackled the old bat. "Me legacy will go on!"

Tobi stretched his neck. 'Miss Sakura, run for your life!'

Before the cherry could do anything, she fell off the balcony.

Towards her death..

A/N: I'll leave you guys to think about whats going to happen to her. It will be good though, since an idea from a certain manga has come to mind that I would like to try out. By the way, what did you think of the chapter?

I know it's short and all but.. Sakura's gonna die! Or is she? Tee hee. Wait to find out.

~Psycho Kitty-Chan