3. Grease (RussiaXChina AKA RoChu) [Crack, 3rd POV, x15]
"Yao, Yao, my little sunflower!" The Russian scooped up the smaller man in a bear hug.
"Ivan! Stop, you're really hurting me,aru!"
"Yao, you smell so sweet,da! Why do you smell so wonderful?" Ivan twirled him around. "Is it the sunflower grease I gave you? Do you like it? I like it-"
"You've had too much vodka, aru! Put me down, hangover tea has to brew over night,aru."
"No such thing as too much vodka, da?" He giggled but released the Chinese man anyway. "You're shining, Yao. It must be the sunflower grease. It is, isnt it?"
"There's no such thing as sunflower grease, aru. You mean sunflower oil."
Ivan's large nose wrinkled as he pouted. "It's the same thing, da?"
"No, aru. Grease comes from animals and oil comes from plants, aru."
"I'll still call it grease." He smiled. "You taste like sunflowers too, da?"
Yao ignored him and made a quick getaway, announcing, "I'm going to the store to get the herbs I'm missing, aru. Just stay here."
When Yao met Shinatty-chan during his excursion, he wouldn't notice the scent of Russian alcohol.
"Ehu~!"