All rights for Naruto and Co got to Mishimoto. Im not getting paid for this it just keeps me from being bored.

Konoha 5 yrs ago.

A seven year old Naruto cowered in the back of a dark alley surrounded by a mob of at least fifteen people. Naruto was bruised and bleeding from various gashes on his body. His orange jump suit that he was tattered and torn everywhere. tears leaked down his face as the mob moved in on him.

"Aw what's wrong you filthy demon. I've never seen a demon shed tears." one of the members yelled.

"Please-please have mercy I didn't do anything." Naruto pleaded before being kicked roughly in the stomach lifting him off the ground sending him into a wall. He slid down roughly coughing up blood.

"You hear that the demon pleads mercy." someone yelled. The crowd erupted in jeers and chants.

" NO MERCY NO MERCY." they yelled. One of them stepped forward. He was wearing a green vest and a leaf headband signifying him as a ninja. Naruto looked up at him weakly. His eyes pleaded to be left alone. The man just smiled before pulling out a kunai. He stepped towards Naruto who tried to flatten against the wall desperate to get away from the man. The crowd cheered as he held the kunai up high ready to bring it own for a finishing blow. As the man brought it down he froze . A chill creeped over the crowd. The mans hands fell off of his arms. He stared at his hands his face etched in fear before his head slid off of his shoulders and onto the ground. A woman in the crowd screamed. They tried to run but their bodies seemed frozen in place. Out of the shadows a lone figure stepped out his face covered in darkness the only feature able to be seen were a pair of red eyes.

"You have committed a treason that is punishable by death. You have been sentenced." the Third Hokages voice echoed around them.

"NO HOKAGE-SAMA SPARE US PLEASE." someone screamed. She got no response. The figure slowly walked forward unsheathing a sword. The mob tried to run but couldn't. One looked down and saw another shadow attached to theirs.

"It's the Na-" He was the first to be cut down. They struggled trying to get away as they were all slowly cut down one by one. When he finished the last one off the figure sheathed his sword. Another figure walked from around the corner .

"Is he okay?" he asked. The first stranger walked over to Naruto who was to shocked to move .

"He is in shock." he said. Naruto looked up at the one that saved him. Red eyes looked back at him. Soon exhaustion overtook Naruto as he started to fade into unconsciousness. The last he heard before drifting of was.

"Itachi grab him and burn the remains."

Konoha present day

Months had passed since the were officially accepted as ninja of the leaf. Naruto had slowly been letting his true persona show bit by bit. It caught most people off guard when he flew off the handle with smart sayings and such. Sakura was still the same Sasuke obsessed lovesick puppy though she had backed off of putting down Naruto seeing as he would openly kick her ass now. Sasuke respected Naruto more now then he had. He was starting to see him as a true rival and brother. Kakashi was still lazy as fuck and didn't really teach anything. Today Naruto was jumping across rooftops headed towards the Hokage tower. He jumped and landed right next to the entrance as Sasuke and Sakura was walking up. Sasuke and Naruto nodded while Sakura just kept quiet for once. As a team they headed up the tower to the Hokages office. As they entered they saw Kakashi sitting in the corner reading his little orange book. The Third was sitting behind his desk going over paperwork.

"Yo old man we need a mission." Naruto said in his usual upbeat mood. The Third looked up with a raised eyebrow. Sakura had a bold moment and elbowed Naruto. He glared at her as she mouthed for him to say please.

"Please" he mumbled out. Sarutobi smiled before looking through his file of available missions,

"Well you guys have had an impressive record so far. How about retrieving the Fire lord's wife's cat Tora. You guys have the fastest record in all of Konoha in retrieving that cat it shouldn't be a problem." he said laying the file on the desk. All of the genin groaned.

"Oh hell. Come on Jiji give us a better mission. We have done enough crappy missions and have earned it." Naruto said. Sarutobi was about to retort when Naruto kept going.

"I swear if we have to catch that freaking cat again I'm going to roast it and have it with a side of noodles." Naruto said licking his lips. Sarutobi looked slightly appalled at the though of Naruto eating a cat. Sasuke was nodding a bit of drool running down his lip at the thought of some good roasted cat. MMMMhhhhmmm just like the Chinese make. Sakura looked to be trying to hold her lunch down. Her face was slightly green as she held her stomach. Kakashi was still off in lala land. Sarutobi cleared his throat as he looked at Naruto.

"Naruto although you have met the mission requirements to have a C-ranked mission I hardly think you are ready yet. Why don't you wait a couple of months and then come back for one." Sarutobi said.

"Well how about you give us a C-rank and I Dont burn your book."Naruto said pulling out the Hokages copy of Icha Icha that he had previously pilfered. The Hokages eyes widened as he saw the book.

"I've been looking for that." he gasped. Naruto took out a match lit it and held it close to the book. You could see the edges darkening. Sarutobi had never feared for anything else more than he feared for that book . He started hyperventilating and grabbing his chest as if he was the one being harmed.

"So jiji how about that mission huh." Naruto said putting the flame closer to the book. Sarutobi could only nod as his book burned more. He took out a scroll shaking and gave it to Naruto. Naruto blew out the match and tossed the book on the desk. Naruto nodded as he read through the scroll contents. Sasuke wanted to laugh out loud so bad but he couldn't due to lack of breath from silently laughing. He clutched his chest in a bit of pain as he couldn't draw breath. Sakura opened her mouth to scold Naruto but then bent over a trashcan and emptied her stomach. Kakashi was out cold blood running down his mask.

"So where is this guy were body guarding" Naruto asked. Sarutobi clutched his precious book to his chest and pointed at a door off to the side as he pressed the intercom on his desk.

"Send Tazuna in" he wept out through his tears. The door opened and an old drunk looking man walked in swaying from side to side holding a sake bottle.

"These bunch of punks are supposed to guard me. Look at that one of them is are puking up breakfast already." he said indicating Sakura still bent over the trash can. Naruto looked at him warily.

"My team can handle this mission easy enough" said Kakashi. He seemed to had pulled himself together and was reading over the mission scroll. Naruto was surprised at the speed of his sensei. He hadn't even felt the scroll leave his hand or see Kakashi get up. I knew he was holding back before dirty old pervert. Sasuke walked up next to Naruto fully composed.

"Yea right a one eyed ninja, a kid with a duck ass hairdo, a pink vomit machine, and a little ball of sunshine. Tell me kid did your parents die your hair that color or did you soak up the sun." The drunk said looking at Naruto. Sasukes eyes widened as he took a few steps back. The Hokage stood up quickly hoping to stop what was sure to be coming. Not even Kakashi could move fast enough to stop it.

*CLAP*

A gust of wind.

*CLAP*

Naruto walked out of the door slamming it behind him. Tazuna looked at the door surprised.

"What's his problem." He asked. Suddenly he heard a crash and felt a draft. He looked at his hand to find his sake bottle cut in half. Looking down he found his clothes on the floor cut to ribbons as he stood there in only his boxers. He would have fainted if he wasn't scared of the giant spike protruding out of the ground inches away from his privates. He looked around for an explanation only to see the old Hokage trying to stifle a laugh.

"helpmehelpmeHELPME"he yelled as he used his hand to cover the bottom of his genitals. The Hokage walked over and kicked the base of the spike breaking it half. Tazuna breathed out a sigh of relief as he fell on his ass. He looked up to see the old Hokage now glaring down at him.

"Naruto is very sensitive about his parents I don't suggest you bring them up again unless you don't want him to stop next time." The Hokage said menacingly. Tazuna could only nod as the amount of KI scared the hell out of him. Sarutobi nodded before backing up and sitting at his desk. The pressure Tazuna felt lifted all at once making him feel lightheaded. He glanced at the Hokage who had now immersed him self in paper work. FUCKING ninjas are scary. As if sensing his thoughts Sarutobi looked up at him from his work. Tazuna jumped up and ran out of the room back to his hotel. Sarutobi looked back to where Tazuna had been sitting and smiled. A square piece of fabric lay on the floor. Screams and yells could be heard outside of his office in the streets below.

Next day in front of the gates of Konoha

Sakura was running late to meet the rest of team seven in front of the north gates. She had broken her alarm clock the day before in a fit of rage when she got home from their briefing. Damn Naruto talking his way into getting us a dangerous mission. We aren't ready for this. She raced across the rooftops. She nearly stepped on a cat that was napping. She jumped down into the streets and continued to the gates nearly knocking people over and causing a panic. She finally made it to the gates to meat her team. As she walked up she noticed something out of place. Sasuke was leaning against a tree his eyes closed brooding or just sleeping. Either way he was still super hot to look at in Sakuras opinion. Naruto was kissing Ino next to the tree Sasuke was leaning on, Kakashi and Tazuna were talking over the details of the mission. Wait rewind. Naruto...kissing ...Ino.

KAI! Birds erupted around in flocks fleeing the loud noise. Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Sakura who had he hands together as if dispelling a genjustu. Ino and Naruto parted and looked at Sakura their faces etched in confusion. Ino was the first person to break the silence.

"Jeez forehead keep it down. What are you yelling for?" she said looking at Sakura annoyed at having been interrupted.

"Me! What are you doing kissing that ..that baka? she screeched pointing a Naruto. Ino looked at Naruto questioningly who shrugged.

"I assume she doesn't know." He said. Sakura looked confused.

"What? What don't I know?" sakura said.

"Me and Ino are dating you banshee" Naruto said. Ino smiled at Naruto as Sakura fainted and hit the ground with a loud thud.

Flashback jutsu 2 months ago

Naruto was walking home from his teams training ground. He was sweating and his clothes were torn and nearly shredded. Thankfully he had taken off his favorite red jacket before sparring with Kakashi sensei. Man after opening up during our bell test Kakashi hasn't taken it easy on me. Well I guess I should be thankful for a good partner to test myself against. Naruto suddenly caught a feeling of being watched. He knew people looked at him because of his furry little pet but this feeling had no hate behind it. He stopped and looked around hoping to find a source. As he looked down a alley he saw a wisp of blond looking hair disappear around a corner. Naruto smiled before continuing on his walk. She must want something. I'll let her show herself in her own time. He entered his apartment building and walked past the old landlord who sneered at him. Naruto ignored him and walked up to his apartment. He channeled a bit of chakra in to the doorknob before entering. He'd made it a habit of booby trapping his apartment ever since the Mizuki incident. It gave him a chance to try some of the traps he found in his moms scrolls. Along with being renowned alchemist her family were notorious trappers. Naruto never thought he'd use it in his ninja work but he wanted to learn as much as he could. He took of his jacket and threw it on the couch. He entered his bedroom and took off his shirt throwing it on the floor. A knock on the door caught his attention before he removed anymore clothing. He walked to the door cautiously awaiting a trap.

"Who is it?" he asked

"Um it's me ..Ino" a timid voice answered. Naruto sighed in relief and opened the door. There in his doorway was Ino sweating looking at him. Naruto noticed how she kind of glowed. Her skin was flawless and her hair was shiny. He was to busy checking her out to notice she was doing the same. He's so...hot. He actually has abs. He's sweating but smells like vanilla. Naruto looked down at her as she looked up into his face and their eyes met. Both of them blushed and looked away.

"So you going to let me in or what?" she said regaining her composure. Naruto stood aside and let her enter blush still evident in his cheeks. His/her eyes are beautiful. Ino walked in and immediately noticed how clean Naruto's place was. Everything was in it's place well except for the coat he had just taken off and thrown on the couch.

"So what do I owe the pleasure Ino?" Naruto said coming up behind her. Ino tensed feeling his breath on her neck. Her legs felt weak. She turned around and was looking dead into the deep ocean blue eyes she had been gazing at earlier. Naruto was looking into Ino's silvery blue eyes. They seemed to penetrate his soul.

"I-I-I just wanted to thank you for saving me. You-you risked your life for me" She raised her hand to touch the arm that had be pierced by windmill shuriken. As she touched it she shivered. cold as metal. She looked at Naruto confused. He just smiled.

"It was nothing Ino-chan" Naruto said. She leaned into him. Harry embraced her closely. A tear flowed down Ino's face as she started sobbing.

"I'm so sorry Naruto. I couldn't p-protect myself. You got hurt because of me." as she said this she rubbed his right arm. Naruto held her as she cried Into his arms. His face saddened.

"Ino-" Naruto whispered. Ino shook her head into his chest.

"No all the times I called you names in class, picked at you, hit you, You were better than all of us. You saved me when you could have let me die." Ino wailed. Naruto pulled back and looked her in the eyes. Ino looked at him with uncertainty. Naruto leaned in and kissed her lightly. Ino leaned into him kissing him back. Naruto embraced her and held her closely as she wrapped her arms around his neck. Ino pulled back and looked at him questioningly.

"Naruto-" Naruto stopped her placing a finger on her lip.

"I would save you anytime Ino." He said his blue eyes shining. Ino smiled as he wipes the tears from her face. Ino closed her eyes and leaned into him. Naruto slightly hesitant leaned into her as their lips connected and a shock passed between them. Quite literally. A sort of electrical charge went through their lips and they sprang apart. Ino landed on the couch. As Naruto toppled back over his coffee table falling onto his back his legs over his head giving him a nice view of his own crotch.

"Yea can we just forget about that please ?" he said as he threw his legs over his suddenly felt like all the heat had drained out of the room. He sat up just in time to catch a slap in the face sending him sprawling on the floor. Ino straddled his waist before he could get up.

"HOW DARE YOU." Ino yelled. Ino started swinging at him without focus.

"I COME IN HERE TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOU GETTING HURT AND ALL THE BAD I'VE EVER DONE TO YOU. YOU GO ALL CASANOVA AND TRY TO COMFORT ME SO YOU CAN GET A KISS AND NOW YOU WANT TO FORGET IT. I AM NOT SOME KIND OF FLING OR HUSSY YOU JERK." she cried and wailed as she swatted at Naruto's head. What the hell ?

"INO! INO! INOOOOO!" Naruto yelled as he finally grabbed her hands and stopped her beating on him.

"What the bloody fuck are you talking about you crazy bat." He yelled. Ino tried to hit him again but couldn't get out of his grip.

"YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU USE ME LIKE THAT. LIKE I'M SOME PLAYTHING." she yelled as she to get loose. Naruto rolled his eyes as she kept struggling.

" I meant the me falling over the coffee table Ino." he said quite blankly. The struggling immediately stopped. Naruto let go of her hands and let out a sigh of relief. DAMN SHE PACKS A PUNCH.

"Oh." She had the decency to sound ashamed.

"Yea I found the kiss to be a very shocking experience" Ino snorted at the horrible pun. Naruto smirked.

"But it was still a pleasure" Naruto said in his best sexy man voice. Ino giggled.

"Ah so you like shocks hm very kinky Naruto. I like." she said whispering in his ear. Naruto gasped lightly before Ino's lips crashed down into his. This time they were able to enjoy the moment. Well before Ino's stomach rumbled against Naruto's which made him immediately start laughing.

"Come on I'll treat you to dinner." He said. Ino smiled at him mischievously. Naruto's laughter immediately died in his throat. Ino jumped up and started walking towards the door.

"Come on Naru-kun don't keep your new girlfriend waiting." she said as she said as she sauntered out the door making a show of swaying her hips. Naruto sat stunned a minute before jumping up and following her out the door wiping away the trail of blood under his nose.

End Flashback

Ino looked at Naruto slightly green.

"ugh flashback jutsus make me sick" she said leaning on him. Naruto held onto her and looked at Kakashi.

"I'll be right back." he said and before Kakashi could even ask Naruto was gone in a flash of lightning taking Ino with him. All you could hear was the sound of a book hitting the ground before the air crackled and Naruto reappeared in a flash of lightning. Sensei...

"YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE YOU LEARNED THAT." Kakashi yelled. blood rushing to his face anger evident in his eye. Everyone looked surprised at his outburst except Naruto.

"It's a present that my dad left me Kakashi sensei." Naruto said solomly. Every bit of anger disappeared as he heard the words come out of Naruto's mouth. Very few people knew it and the fact that Naruto did meant something. Kakashi just had to find out what. Kakashi looked at Naruto who shook his head as to say not now. Kakashi nodded but gave him a look saying they would have words.

"Well now that that's over can we leave now" Tazuna said slightly hiding behind Sasuke who looked very uncomfortable and being used as a shield. They fell into formation with Sasuke in front of Tazuna and Sakura on his right side closest to the woods in case they were attacked from there. Naruto hung back with Kakashi as they headed off into the world bracing for whatever was thrown at them. Each had different thoughts.

Finally we get to see the world outside of Konoha

Sensei...

Sasuke's all mine now I'll work my moves on him and have him help me kill that monster

hhmmm I wonder what that cat with noodles would have tasted like mmmm

Hm that young man certainly did have a nice body wonder if he works out

And that is another chapter down let me know what you guys think i could use the help and any questions you guys have will be answered to the best of my ability