A Taste of her Own Medicine
A/N" Fights are everywhere, but first, a fight that REALLY deserves to be done!
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"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Craig shrieked. Kristin froze. "Uhmm.. well he was.. I was just-" "WHY ARE YOU KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND YOU LITTLE BITCH!" He wasn't mad at her? Well then, Kristin sat down uneasily to watch the boys fight over her. Cartman kept looking at her for support, I mean it was her who intiated the kiss, not him. He wouldn't dream of pissing Craig off like that. He knew damn well Craig could kick his ass to China and back. For once in his life, he wished he was Kyle.
In the distance, Kyle, Emily, Carly, and a fidgety Tweek all sat back down to enjoy the rest of the children's romance game. "GAAH! Kyle, truth-or-dare?" He was probably getting Kyle back for him making Tweek shove a twig up his pee-hole. Thankfully, he just dared Kyle to kiss Emily. KISS EMILY! GAAH! Emily imitated Tweek in her head. This would be IT. After this, Kyle and her would be together forever! Tweek and Carly turned their heads to give them a little privacy. Kyle smiled happily. Emily looked down but swallowed her nervousness and everything that came with being the pathetic obsessive girl she was. He shoved over right infront of her face, inching closer by the second. She felt the sweat come, but just rolled with it. He closed his sexy emerald eyes and she closed her big brown eyes. she felt her hair flop over her face but quickly pushed it aside as he got closer. Her lips puckered and she leaned in, amazed by her assertiveness. She felt his minty breath on her cheek and she felt as if all the pieces of her life finally fit together. They felt their lips meet for a split second when, from the ground below, SHAYLA came to give them all cookies. "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" Kyle shouted. Emily felt herself blush as she knew he was just as excited about this as she was. Kyle got the damn cookies and handed them out to Tweek and Carly. Niether Kyle nor Emily could eat anything. It's as if their hearts were broken, too.
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After Tweek and Carly went home, probably for some X-rated madness, Kyle took Emily to Stark's Pond. He sat with her at the edge of the water and sighed. Emily didn't think she could talk, not after feeling all that love and happiness and then just having it go down the drain. "So.. Emily, were you, umm sad when my mom sort of disrupted us?" Well, duhhhhhhhh! This was her entire life's dream! "Well, yeah... umm I was a little disappointed," Emily smiled. The sky was a pinkish purple as the afternoon became evening. Kyle and Emily sighed as they admired it. Kyle shoved a little closer to Emily and took her hand. She didn't ever want to let go, not even if Sheila interrupted them again. Not even if that creep Mr.Mackey came and watched them while touching himself, m'kay? She was in LOVE, and that was all that mattered to her.
Kyle gave Emily the look of complete affection, and Emily did the same. Kyle wanted this so bad, but didn't want to seem to eager. He wanted to try looking away, or letting go of her hand, but she was like this magnet and he couldn't ever let go of her. Then, out of the blue, Emily wrapped her arms around him in a bear hug and kissed him on the cheek. He blushed a cherry red and turned to face her. He wanted to try the romantic first kiss again. They approached eachothers faces and closed their eyes. Just Emily's GODDAMN luck, they heard a loud ruffling in the bushes, causing them to once again, postpone their romances. Kyle took Emily's hand again and tiptoed with her over to the bushes. Both their mouths dropped open.
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Cartman was laying down, and Kristin was laying over him! They were rolling around like monkeys and kissing emphatically. Making out, even! Kyle shut his eyes, "DUDE!" Emily was a little disappointed in Kristin, I mean, she was mad at Craig, but that didn't give her the reason to just make out with Cartman. Kristins big blue eyes looked up in fright, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry, you guys!" She couldn't look them in eye, she was so white with embaressment. Cartman sat up, lipstick all over his face, matched with a smug look. "Kyle, how rude of you to barge into the make-out bushes when someone else is using it, you fucking jew!" Hm. He has his old spark back. Kyle glared and Kristin tapped Cartman on the head. She didn't need anyone else getting angry at her. "Please don't tell Craig, PLEASE! I'm really, really sorry you had to see that! I just got this rush of feeling for Eric..." She apologetically explained. Kyle glanced at Emily. She had an soft, understanding look on her face. Maybe Craig shouldn't know, maybe Kristin could change Cartman for the better, or maybe he, again, manipulated the system and was just going to be a dick to everyone later.
Emily knew Kyle might tell Craig, because they were good friends. Emily nudged him and said, "We won't tell we promise." As Kristin smiled at Emily, and Cartman looked releived but still smug. Emily was at least happy he wasn't suicidal anymore. From the looks of it, he was set for the rest of his life. They quickly put their coats back on, linked arms, and sat down at the edge of the water, where Kyle and Emily were before. She couldn't help but feel bad for Craig; he was always a good boyfriend to Kristin. It got pretty dark and Emily said goodbye to everyone. "Wait, I'll walk you home," Kyle offered. "Yes, yes, do that you faggy Jew," Cartman teased. Kristin again tapped him on the head. "Sorry Kyle, but we'd like some privacy anyways if you don't mind, Jew." He whispered 'jew' at the end, like he couldn't help it. Kristin just took it as a joke, and leaned her head on Cartman's massive shoulder. As Kyle and Emily walked hand-in-hand, they passed Stan's house. Wendy and Token were there just talking and Wendy kept glancing up at Stan's window. Stan was peering out, looking pissed as hell. Kyle gave Emily a look that said "Just ignore her," but she couldn't stand it any longer. What she has continuously done to Stan was unforgivable and just plain bitchy! Emily was infuriated. Her emotions took such a turn, she just ran up to Wendy and punched her, square in the face. "AHH!" She screeched in pain, blood pouring out her turned up nose. Token had a look of shock on his face, but just joined Kyle's side. They were both a little shocked, but they were slightly interested in the hysteria. Emily grabbed Wendy's fried black hair and whirled her around. She gasped at her and took a shot at Emily's leg. Emily tackled her and kneed her in the thigh. Wendy fell face down, screaming and having a childish fit. Emily took Wendy's bubblegum pink hat right off her head and placed it on medium brown locks. "Bye, bitch! Next time you think of hurting one of my friends, make sure you go fuck yourself, first!" Emily chirped, smiling. "Wendy's pants turned a shade darker. Eww, she peed herself again! When Emily turned around, Token was gone, but Kyle was astounded. He walked Emily home, while supporting her leg. He knew this: DONT FUCK WITH EMILY WRIGHT!
Until next time, »aym«