A/N: I bet you thought I forgot about GIR! Nope. This chappie is dedicated to the little android, in first person, OF COURSE!
… and tacos, and waffles and- ow! I tripped over something! What is that? Oh, it's just another bucket filled with fruit punch. There's a lot of punch down here. I wonder where down here is? This place reminds me of my master's base. Except darker.
I wonder if my master is okay? That was a big explodey! There was fire and flames and crashes and booms and a couple of really strange people. One of them was really nice! The other one was really scary looking! I like his head. He didn't seem to like it when I jumped on his face...
Then they took me here... The tall man hit the nice lady on the head. Poor lady. Then he hung her up on the wall and tossed me down stairs. It wasn't very nice, and it hurt!
Anyways- Oh! More punch! Gotta look out for that! So, anyway, it's really really dark down here, and there are people down here too. They're crying and screaming and cursing, they don't say very nice words about the scary man.
I wonder were the scary man is, and the nice lady. I wonder how master is, and that girl. Master lied to the girl pretty good! She won't be happy when she finds out...
I wonder where she was when the nice lady and the scary man blew up the base? Oh yeah. Zim. I hope he's okay.
I can't find a way out... I want to be in the light again! It's so scary down here!
I want my piggy, I want the nice lady, I want my master. I'm scared.
And I'm sick of fruit punch!
I know, I know, it's insanely short, but I had to let GIR have a bit of spotlight.