Me: Happy New Year. . . . . . Again! Thank you for all of your patience while I work on this story. I've been so busy with other endeavors, while at the same time coming up with new things to write.

Obito: Yeah, it's hard coming up with schemes to take over the world.

Me: OF COURSE!

Obito: Yes, err…. Well, here is. . . .

Me: THE WHOLE WORLD SHALL BOW BEFORE M-

Obito: (whispers in my ear) Bat Credit-Card.

Me: A BAT CREDIT CARD! NO, DOES NOT COMPUTE! (Runs into the distance, screaming)

Obito: He he he, works every time. Now on with the story. You know the drill, batfan94 does not own anything.

Obito bent over the map in front of him, tracing a path with his finger. "Now", he said, looking up at John, "since a direct attack on Skynet won't affect it at all, we need a small team to infiltrate the base, take down the perimeter defenses, so that when we take care of what's inside we can get out fast"

John sat back in his chair, thinking the plan over. It could be done, but there was one thing that still bothered him.

"Obito, how are we supposed to get in?" he asked. Obito looked up at him and Rin, his machine eye casting an eerie red glow on their faces. He straightened up and preformed a few hand seals, and in a moment, both John and Rin were invisible. John raised his now transparent hand, a look of awe passing over his face.

"This jutsu will keep you both hidden long enough for you to get in. Once your in, find the lab."

"The lab?" Rin asked, perplexed, "Why the lab?" But John answered before Obito could.

"Because the lab is where his real body is."

Obtio nodded, and looked at his two companions. Finally he said, "Are we all agreed? Let's go."

Skynet Central

A T-600 marched down a long hallway, its metal feet clanking against the hard floor as it scanned the large expanse for any forms of organic life. It saw a second T-600 emerge from the adjacent hall when a large object landed on its back. Obito twisted the machines head, snapping the servomotors inside the robots cranium. The second Terminator brought its gun to bear, but was too slow to fire at Obito. The ninja grabbed the fallen machine's minigun, trained it on the other robot, and pulled the trigger. The ten barrels spat out fire and lead, riddling the T-600 with bullet holes, until the ammo belt ran dry. For a moment, the machine stood precariously on its feet, then fell to the floor with a crash.

"All clear." He called. A few moments later, there were two hard clangs as the invisible soldiers landed next to him. Obito dispelled the jutsu, and Rin and John melted back into view. Silently, they raced along the complex, avoiding the guards with a well placed camouflage jutsu. Soon they stood in front of the lab door, waiting while John hacked into the system to open the door.

"Now once we get my body, we go to the hanger, get a vehicle, and get out." Obito said.

Rin nodded when there was a click of the lock, and the door slid open. The trio rushed in, grabbing the body of the Uchiha. But before they could leave there was a loud crash, and a large metal form landed before them. It was a Terminator, but larger than its brethren and not burdened by a machine gun. It glared down at the humans, its red eyes boring into them.

Obito stepped between the machine and his friends, staring down the Terminator. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and 3 familiar figures landed in a heap beside him.

"Naruto! Sakura! Kakashi!" Obito shouted as his friends untangled themselves. Kakashi looked from Obito to Rin, unsure which was most shocking.

"I'll explain later Kakashi. You need to get them out!" Obito yelled, running at the Terminator, shoving it through a wall. The machine grabbed Obito by the throat and threw him through the ceiling. A second later, he came crashing back down to earth.

Obito got to his feet, wiping the blood from his mouth. Taking a deep breath, he charged again.

Obito: Are you trying to get back at me for mentioning the you-know-what?

Me: No, if I was trying to get back at you, you would know. Please Review.

Obito: By the way, for those of you who didn't get the outburst at the introduction of the chapter, go to youtube and type in I Couldn't Resist- Bat Credit Card.