Therially?

A/N" Smooth going for Emily finally. Although its once again a bumpy road for Cartman.

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Emily woke up on a snowy Thursday. It was just two days since Kyle had said those three beautiful words back to her. They echoed in her head like some sort of illusion. "I LOVE YOU." It was pure joy implanted in her heart. Although Clyde had stood up for her with all his might, she just didn't realize it then. She had attained some feelings for his sweetness. I mean, he'd cared enough to yell at Kyle, and accept her when she thought she'd lost Kyle. He'd just cared through and through. Maybe more than Kyle does. Something was always wrong in her life, maybe that just the way its meant to be. Still, she felt something strong about Clyde after it all. To make matters worse, Wendy was having another party. Thing is, she had Kristin say this line to everyone in the grade, "I hope you two will be friends," so it wasn't genuinely nice in the end. She heard Krisin say it to Heidi, who reacted with a girlish squeak. Heidi was joining in their little 'leather micromini' club. God, Kristin used to be so nice...

Stop focusing on your goddamn problems. You have a great boyfriend who you love to death. Go to school, and don't be such a jew.

...-GASP!-

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"Okay children, its tayme to re-do our egg assaynmints, since so manay couples were fowrmed in the payst month. Lets see if yau can hayndle being with someone aylse than youre damn lovers!" Mr.Garrison was feeling evil that day. Unfortunately, Clyde didn't show up, so Emily was left yearning for him. She needed to stop trying to get what she couldn't have. He really had the strangest couples formed. Ironically, there were more boys in the class than girls, so Pip HAD to go with Damien. Damien winked at Pip, and held his hand, while Mr.Garrison cringed. Everyone could tell he was a little turned on. Carly was unfortunately paired with Cartman. Hehe, their names sound alike. Kristin got to be with Token, and Emily was paired up with Tweek. Stan luckily got to go with his date too, Lauren...Kalinowski? She was wearing a Willy Wonka shirt at the moment. Wow, she had cool clothes! Mr.Garrison was labeling the names together, just like last time. "And Wendy... Wendy will be with Kyle, again." Stan and Emily gulped. "K-Kyle?" Emily squeaked. Kyle smiled at Emily and mouthed "Its okay, I'll still love you". Emily blushed her signature deep purple. "Don't worry Emily, I'm not that slutty," Wendy chirped with a smile. All the guys in the class scoffed at Wendy, and all the girls giggled. Eww. Wendy was obviously trying to get Emily on her side for some reason. Just that damn party. Turns out that bitch with blue hair, Milla Killa, got to go with Clyde, because she was the only girl left. Emily sniffed. She was torn.

All the 'couples' sat together, and everyone got an egg. To some people, a project like this would be easy as pie. PAHH! But really, it was one of those flimsy white ones that break if you hold them too tight. Rawr. Tweek was a good partner, but all he did was talk about Carly, the way she looked, the way she smelled, etc. Emily was bored out of her mind. "...and, and -twitch- she always kisses me goodnight AHH! And -twitch- she just holds me like she'll never let g-GAHH-go.." Obsessed much? Grr, why was Emily even thinking that, when she was probably the most obsessive freak of them all. She glued a burgundy pompom on the top of her egg and carfully drew big green eyes. They looked a little messy, because she was trying not to stab and break the egg with her marker. Tweek was laughing because of its uncanny resembelance to Kyle. Emily blushed and made a hunter's hat out of turtle-green felt and forest-green felt. Tweek twitched then rolled his aqua eyes. Not to far away, Carly and Cartman were fighting over what their egg was to look like. "Wheeeeheheee..." he whined, "I want it to have chestnut haiiiiir and bleu eeeeyess!" It was like he was whining to his mother. "YOU JUST WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE KRISTIN BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER!" Carly screamed at the top of her lungs, "YOU CANT EVER GET OVER HER, SO FREAKIN ASK HER OUT! I KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO!" The class fell silent. Then they all turned to a blushing bright red Kristin. Cartman, on the other hand, turned a pale white. "Well, thank you for sharing that with us, Carly and Eric. Now you lil bastards shut the hell up and finish your eggs. You can go when the lunch bell rings." Pip raised his hand, "What is for lunchy-munchy today, hmm?" Mr.Garrison just ignored the little Brit.

This project could not get any gayer.

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Thursday night, Carly, Tweek, Kristin, Kyle, aaaand Emily were all there to help him with his french homework. It took him a hell of a lot of help to understand ONE word. Kristin didn't say much since the little outburst in the class, but she came to escape Wendy's party blabbing wrath. Craig was upset, but still thought Kristin was his girlfriend. Craig couldn't come because of his damn basketball practise again. "Okay, fatass. What is a 'chien' in English?" Cartman thought. He was too dumb to take Spanish like everyone else, so he was forced to take French. It was supposed to be a step down, but Cartman found it even harder. Sadly, to everyone else, it was a piece of cake. Or PAHH! Kristin excused herself to go to the washroom, speed-walking out of the awkward study group. "Uhhh... does 'chien' mean when unlucky dudes get the crabs?" Emily and Carly exchanged creeped out glances. Kyle was a little annoyed, "No, dewwwd! It means a dog!" Cartman hit his head on the desk. "Okay, dude. Me and Em are gonna go. We got a double-date with Stan and that new girl Lauren," he took a still-blushing Emily by the hand. Tweek sat down on Cartmans bed, "AHH!" Carly giggled. She was always needed to calm him. She put her hand around his hip and held it right on his ass. Tweek continued, "So, whats a 'chien'?" Cartman thought intensely, "Umm, its another name for that disease girls get when they leave tampons in too long!" "GAHH! SICK DUDE!" Tweek shrieked. Carly held the Kristin-resembling egg and set it on Cartman's nightstand. Cartman turned to Carly. "Did you mean what you said?" Carly thought for a moment, checking if Kristin came back yet. "Well, yeah. She's been caught in the middle with you guys ever since the time we played 'Truth-or-Dare'... I thought you knew that. I'm thuper duper therial!" Tweek felt quite awkward. Cartman looked at his french homework and sighed. "I can't deal with this right now. Just go." Tweek, just like Kristin, speed-walked out of there. Carly got to the door, and stopped in her tracks. "Just think about it. I know she does." She is a person who sees through masked feelings, so she knew Cartman had Kristin racing through his mind. Carly joined Tweek in the hall, and peered into the washroom. Kristin was sitting on the carpet, frivolously rubbing her eyes. Carly shrugged and smiled at Tweek. "God.. Cartman really sucks ass at French." Carly held Tweeks hips, "So Tweek, Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?" Tweek dipped Carly like a spanish dancer and kissed her like the last kiss Jack and Rose shared. "We'll see what -twitch- happens," Tweek winked. They exited Cartman's house excitedly.

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Shaky's 8:24pm-- Kyle and Emily met Stan and Lauren at the romantic booth. The restaurant was completely empty except for an agitated waitress and the two couples. "mm.. can you order, already?" the waitress was tapping her foot. "Uhh sure. Two big sundaes. That'll be all." Stan smiled at the pissed off woman. "Oh, and three chocolate mousses to go," Lauren grinned. She and Emily had a 'Tim Burton-related' conversation, while Stan leaned in and whispered to Kyle, "She says she wants to slather the mousse on my body, and lick it off! I don't even know what slathering IS!" Kyle cringed. They sure were being expirimental! Kyle and Emily were playing footsie, thats pretty much as expirimental as they were going to get. And if you go.. I wanna go with you.. and if you die.. I wanna die with you. Kyle sang "Lonely Day" in his head. He felt a little intimidated by Stan and Lauren. Where did she even come from? The sundaes came, and Emily's face was covered in chocolate by the end of it. So was Kyle's and everyone elses, but it was just so childish and cute of her. Stan and Lauren walked home for their own "Slathering fun" and Kyle walked Emily home.

"So.. tomorrow's Wendy's party, huh?" Emily hoped Kyle didn't want to go. "Yep.. yet another attempt to win Stan," Kyle joked. "What time do you want me to pick you up for it?" Oh he did want to go. "Oh.. umm, seven?" she looked at the ground she was walking on. "Hopefully it'll be more fun than the dance," he smiled. "Hopefully," she agreed, as they reached her doorstep. "Well, I gotta go. My mom will freak if I'm home later than 10," Kyle's mother ruined it again. "Okay, well.. I'll see you tomorrow," Emily tilted her head. "Love you," Somehow 'love you' was less meaningful as 'I love you'. I mean you can say 'love you' to your friends, or a new boyfriend, but 'I love you' means a whole lot more. And it's just one word! Emily smiled anyways, she knew what he meant. "Love you too!" she squeaked, and they shared a chocolate-flavoured kiss.

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Until next time, »aym«