Such a Lonely Day...

A/N" What the FUCK is wrong with Wendy sometimes? And some funny characters come in here!

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The spin-the-bottle circle was confusing. People kept joining, then people kept leaving because, "we wouldn't goddamn start already!" Kristin had slipped on a pair of stretch jeans, and put a simple FOB hoodie overtop her skanky midriff top. She shuffled into the corner, where Milla and Clyde were close enough to kiss. He looked scared shitless of her, yet she was enthralled with him. "Uh.. okay, okay. I'll play." he held his throat, lucky he wasn't choked. They both joined the circle. Kristin had been alone ever since she'd let Cartman slip away the night before. She'd thought she had convinced him that he was the one she wanted, when Craig was just something of the past. Craig was still eyeing her as his girlfriend, even though they haven't talked since the dance...

Kyle didn't want to be so conventional with Emily. It just didn't feel the same as when he was with Rebecca. He would have played it with Rebecca, just, Emily was much different. She understood things, for one. 'Spin-the-Bottle' was a little too immature for 9-year-olds, anyways. He took her inside the 2 Minutes in Heaven closet.. where everyone made sure to steer clear of. Kyle was a Jew, and they tend to spoil their women, as he was heard. Either way, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a green present bag. Emily looked at him strangely, "What's this for?" Kyle smiled at her, "It's for, just everything. We've been through a hell of a lot to get here, and I just want to let you know how much it meant to me," he felt like a sissy, but he was putting himself out there for a good cause. Emily turned barbie-pink. She took the present and kissed his cheek in one swift motion. Pulling out the present was like entering into heaven. It was a little heart locket. Just like the ones in the movies, where you can put the little pictures inside. The special thing was the color, it was a rich sapphire color, like the necklace from Titanic. He opened the link and motioned for her to lift her hair up. It was ultimate pleasure, feeling the slight graze of his hand on the back of her neck. Kyle kissed behind Emily's ear and whispered, "I'm pretty sure people think we're fooling around in here." Emily leapt up and out of the closet, over to where Wendy was directing people's every move. Kyle laughed and followed. "Hey, come join the fun!" she sounded drunk, for some reason. Maybe Kenny spiked the punch. Or the punch was clear, and smelled like Christian Slater. Serving VODKA at a 9-year-old party! "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" she screamed at Wendy. The sheer volume caused people in the room to quiver. Emily could never control her feelings anymore.

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Tweek and Carly were last seen sneaking into Wendy's parents room, so noone else bothered to question the subject. A few people left after some of Emily's bloodcurdling screaming. Actually, QUITE a few left. Like, there were only Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Lauren, Kevin, Carly and Tweek (still in her parents room), Kenny and Bebe (in the closet), Clyde, Milla, Kristin, and Heidi. Kristin was listening to her iPod, so she was oblivious to any sound occuring outside her speakers. Heidi was trying to seduce Kevin, with gentle back-rubbing, and thong-showing. The only response she got was him standing up and heading for the door. Well that was fucking great. Heidi chased after him, shedding her micromini and top.

Through all the screaming, Wendy felt it calming down. Emily got to the part about her pointless obsession with Stan, and Wendy sat down to listen to her bitching. Suddenly, Bebe burst out the closet, tears spilling down her face. "G-get away from me!" Kenny emerged, pulling his hood down, singing, "I'm gonna FingerbangBANG you into my life! Girl you like to Fingerbang and IT'S ALRIGHT!" The crowd fell silent, even Milla, who was forcing her tounge down Clyde's struggling throat, looked up. Bebe was hiding behind the chair Wendy was sitting at. Kenny slowly walked up to the chair. Wendy thought he was coming for her, so she started fareaking auwt! She covered her "Private Parts" and kicked her stilettos in the air. Man, those heels were lowng. They even seemed to leave an imprint in the floor wherever she walked. Like they stabbed the floor. Of course, she kicked one off her foot, and it hit him right in the fourhead, shooting him toward the wall.

"Great." Stan reacted. "Bastard," he shot at Wendy. Bebe straightened up and sighed. "I had no idea of the sexual abuse he was putting me in... I just thought he loved me..." she looked at her pink Adidas shoes. Clyde escaped the force of Milla and supported Bebe's shoulder, "Well, you should know he was a sick, disgusting perv." Then he sat back down beside Milla. To her suprise, he faced her, expecting to endure some pain. She didn't really care anymore, that he was so easy. She liked scaring boys who didn't like her. It was more 'her thing.' "I'll seeya later, guys!" she waved goodbye to everyone but Wendy and Clyde.

As she walked upstairs, she saw that Kevin was taped to the coffee table, and Heidi was caressing his hair, saying seductive things. Ew. Then, as she got closer to the upstairs staircase, she heard some music blaring. It was music she liked, too! It was unmistakably AFI's "Prelude 1221." She climbed the staircase, the music getting louder as she went. It was coming from the parents room. Milla braced herself as she slowly peeked in. Oh thank GOD! No X-Rated Anime Fun! Just a ruffled bed sheet, revealing they were making out, and Tweek and Carly slow-dancing to the music coming from the stereo. "Aww," she whispered as she closed the door and left.

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The door was shutting, then the wind blew in and slammed it hard. "Whoa.." Carly pulled away from Tweek. "Its exactly 12:21am!" Tweek flipped his blonde feathery spikes and checked the clock. "That means this must be 'our song', like the way married couples use it!" Carly made no response, so Tweek blushed purple. "Ohh, I get it, like 'John.. they're playing our song!'" They both laughed and Tweek kissed Carlys neck. "It's getting late, we'd better get out of this bitch's parent's room!" He took a still-giggling Carly out of the room. When they exited through the back door and around the side-part of her house, they saw headlights shining right at them. "Shit, RUN!" they jumped the fence, and behind a bush, laughing at how close they were. They were panting in the bright night. Carly looked into Tweek's eyes and smirked. This is a good oppurtunity. I mean, they'd just finished their romantic night out.. but, I mean, cumb own! She tackled him with kisses and it slowly turned into a silent but violent love minute. Or minutes. Or half hour. It could go on.

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Wendy's parents were about halfway to Nebraska, when her dumbfuck redhead DAD swerved off the road because of some damn snowbunnies. They had no choice but to replace their tire and travel back home. When they got there, some kids flashed before them, then disappeared. "Honey, did you run them over!" Why did she have to marry an irrational redhead. It completely screwed up their daughter's genes. The second they got out of the car, she checked underneath to see if dead kids lay before her. Luckily, he'd missed them. "We'll probably be sued anyway for your wreckless driving, Henry!" she started for their door. "Okay? Tina, okay? Just, don't stress me out! I've had a long hard day, okay?" he talked so passively, as redheads do. Tina sighed and entered their tacky purple house. All she saw was a half-naked child taped to their table, and little Heidi dressed like Pamela Anderson, smearing chocolate on his torso. All she heard was "Stars are Blind" by Paris Hilton coming from the basement. "What the HELL did our daughter do now!" Tina screeched, forgetting about Heidi's steady raping scene. She blundered down the staircase, as Henry was unloading the car.

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Kyle and Emily were laughing with Kristin and Cartman, who were luckily getting along better, when they heard the basement door open. Quick as a cat Kyle, grabbed Emily and shut the closet door behind them to hide. Cartman hid under the staircase, alongside a shaking Kristin. Clyde joined them. Cartman took her shoulder and held it close to him, as he could not risk getting grounded again. Not for you. Not for anyone. Bebe, Wendy, and a still stabbed to the wall Kenny were left alone. Wendy's mother Tina was astounded. "Wendilyn Mary-Sue-Ellen-Lou-Sydney-Barbara Testaburger, what in god's name are you DOING!" Wendy crumpled up on the floor. Kristin was shaking with laughter, finally she would get it! Bebe managed to slip out, her mother was so angry. Like in the old movies, Tina took Wendy's ear upstairs to her room. She would get a long 'talking to'. It seems that Heidi's rapefest was cancelled, even though Kevin still lay there, wearing nothing but underwear. In their basement, Cartman was squeezing Kristin's trembling hand for comfort. She smiled at him and he smiled back, but sighed. "All you'll do is change your mind again." he started up the stairs. "But.. No, C-Cartman, I just-" he was gone. Kristin pouted at her heely shoes. Clyde patted her back for support, but all he got was a sniff, and the sight of Kristin digging her face into Pete Wentz's face on her sweater. Clyde wondered where Emily and Kyle disappeared off to. He wondered what he didn't see in that Milla girl! "I've finally moved on." he smiled proudly. Kristin looked up at him like "DoubleYou-Tee-Eff?" He ran upstairs. Kristin saw no point in staying in the basement that smelled like alcohol and projectile vomit. It really has its own smell, really. She sneaked upstairs to see a struggling Kevin with a frantic look on his face. "Whoa, dude. I'm not even going to touch that one!" she started for the front door, then realized, who else is going to let him out! She untaped his mouth, arms, legs, neck. "-CoughCough- thanks, Kristin," he searched for his clothes. "Uh.. yeah okay. Bye." Well that was RUDE. But who can blame her? She was in the unsolvable situation!

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Back inside the closet, Emily and Kyle were vigorously trying to pop the basement window open. It was 12:45 already! Kyle, at ultra-speed, snuck out of the closet, into the dark basement, and pulled out the stiletto from Kenny's forehead, sending him crashing down on the stereo. But the wierdest thing happened. "Lonely Day" by System Of A Down played on the facedown stereo. Emily, hearing the sound, tiptoed out to Kyle. They both blushed, softly laughing. They had no option but to dance to it, even though it was creepy to dance over Kenny's bleeding corpse. "And if you go, I wanna go with you... And if you die, I wanna die with you," Kyle whispered along with the lyrics. Emily giggled and accidentally stepped on the stereo. "Shit, let's go before we get into trouble!" Kyle panicked. Aww, what a cute little Jew. Emily grabbed the shoe and tossed it at the thin window, leaving a break with enough room to wiggle out. Kyle jumped on a few boxes to get out, then pulled Emily out after her. Oh great, it was raining. Emily strained to cover her head, she didn't want gross hair infront of Kyle. "Not to worry," he pulled the hat off his pocket and placed it on her too-small head. "I never go anywhere without it." She gave him a peck on the nose for his sweetness and walked around his house. Damn, the stiletto was wtill stuck to her foot. She kicked it of onto the driveway. It caused the Nissan in the driveway a flat tire, making Kyle laugh hysterically and pull Emily through the street. He was getting cold because his Lacoste polo only covered so much. Emily let him wear her stripey scarf, for all the cute things he'd done lately. When they'd reached Emily's house, everyone was asleep. She'd make up an excuse for her curfew-missing tomorrow. Kyle and her held hands, facing eachother for a goodbye. Emily offered her coat to him, just incase he got wet. "It's okay, Em. I live 5 houses down!" he laughed. "Well, alright. Thanks again for the necklace, I love it! And I love you!" She giddily chirped as he gave her a goodnight kiss on the forehead. "I love you too!" he blushed as he closed the door behind him. Emily leaned against the door, and slid down into a squat. She'd just had one of the best days of her life! Nothing could ruin it.. nothing. He'd gotten her a beautiful gift, which reminded her. She reached for her sapphire present on her neck. What? It was gone.

"Motherfucker!"

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Until next time, »aym«