Just Jingles.
A/N" Not a good chapter. At ALL. But I couldn't think of anything else. I'm going on vacation so there might not be anything for awhile. :(
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Kyle had a pretty smooth weekend. Emily came over for dinner Saturday night. They'd watched "High School Musical." It was pretty gay. Kyle's mom came home and surprised them with food from 'City Wok'. Not so bitchy after all. It was quite good, they'd laughed when Shayla got a lahhrge hunk of beef wif broccori stuck in her ginourmous Jew snout. Gerald aka "Jahyreey" aka GERAUWLD came home from work and yelled at Kyle for not cleaning up his room. Emily was a little shy around his parents, but they were totally, and luckily, quite nice to her. They were looking for another movie to watch, when Emily spotted 'Titanic' at the back of our shelf. She got all twitchy and sweaty, and decided to go home. It was a confusing night, but it was fun while it lasted. Just Jingles.
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"Wow, Wendy! Kyle really got you that? It's gorgeous!" Heidi exclaimed. She was wearing the same hat as Wendy, except in light blue. "Hehe, yep! My little baby boy spent all his money on a gift for no reason at all!" Wendy bragged. Other girls and boys started to take notice of their purposely loud bragging scenario. "Wow, that IS pretty, Wendy! Lalala..." Powder was a little hung over from Friday night... 3 nights ago, because of her low threshold for alcohol. Sucks to be a dumb redhead like Powder. "Yeah, I like it! Are you sure Kyle got it for you!" BerthaRed was stammering at the sight of her ex buying this bitch a gorgeous gift. Better than anything she received. Across the hall, Clyde was drooling over Milla. She was bending over to get a drink of water. My god how he wanted to be that water... if that made sense. All Clyde wanted to do was just grab her from behind and kiss her all over. Well, noone said he couldn't try! He approached her, and touched her back. "Gahh, what the hell are you doing?" Water splattered everywhere. "Uhh.. I was-uhh thirsty?" he was sweating buckets. She cringed and picked up her books. "C'mon, Token. Clive's being weird." Token helped her and sauntered away with her. Clyde, still drooling over her, followed her like a little puppydog. Well that's just Jingles.
Emily walked in a little paranoid, but who wouldn't be? She walked over to her locker and twiddled around with the lock before opening it. "Hey, Em!" She sprang into the air and dropped all her artwork on the floor. Kyle was a little confused with her lately, but that's who she was. Never truly understood, and unpredictable. That's what Kyle had come to understand with her, at least. Emily laughed nervously, passing it off as a joke. "H-h-hey, Kyle! All ready for Art class?" she tried brushing her freak-out off. "Yeah, just sad that we don't get to sit together in that class," he pouted at the floor. "Ehehe.. yeah." She closed her locker and kissed his cheek. She smiled oddly and headed to the Art Room. She looked around to see if anyone had her necklace, nope. She was quite glad they were in a different class. Some time to kill for her to deperately look for it. It was JUST HER GODDAMN LUCK, anyways.
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Stan and Lauren spent all their time together, except for Thursday night, when Kyle took Stan to the jewelry story. They picked out a gorgeous sapphire heart locket, with room to put your pictures in. Kyle had done it, but it was so tightly shut, that only Stan could get it open with his Swiss Army Knife. Lauren spotted Wendy showing off something or other, so she brought Stan along to see it. Stan was looking at the way Clyde was drooling over Lauren's twin. Stan didn't blame him! "Hey Stan! Lookit what my 'Hot Stuff Broflovski' got me!" Stan whirled around and scrunched his nose, "Hey, isn't that the locket Kyle got for-" Lauren didn't want to take this shit from her again. "And why the FUCK would he give a shit what someone got YOU?" her face was burning with rage. Wendy sneered and did a 'talk to the hand' motion, and strutted off with Heidi. Heidi had Kevin too scared to go to school after her scary raping. She'd moved past him, and was jealous of Milla for having Token. Token didn't even like Milla, either. Although, he actually DID like Heidi. Tell me how that makes sense. A few of the Art Nerds were already in the class, but Wendy, Heidi, Lauren, and Stan had stuck outside, to be 'cool'. Lauren didn't care about that, all she cared about was putting this bitch in her place once and for all. "Wendy, why do you have Emily's locket?" Stan shouted, which was hard to do over the intercom. Principal Victoria was talking about some kid having to go to Mr.Mackey for harrasing a student. Kenny was dead, though. Well that's just Jingles.
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Emily was sort of.. kicked out of Art Class 5 minutes after it started, for pouring purple paint all over Pip. It was honestly an accident, but he really shouldn't have 'accidentally' ruined the portrait of her and Kyle right before it happened. Damien was about to set Emily ablaze, when Pip kissed him to stop him, and Ms.Streeble sent her to the office. "For Harassment" it was called, for some reason. Everyone was laughing, what was bad about that? So Emily walked out into the hall, and heard another "Harrasment" case being announced on the Principal's intercom. What the hell? Maybe it was Lauren beating the shit out of Wendy, over there. "WHOA! What's goin on?" Stan looked at her, then at Wendy, then back at her, "OH! Wendy stole your necklace, and is saying it's hers." He seemed pretty calm about that. He put his hand in his pockets, gave Emily a Swiss Army Knife, and managed to kiss Lauren's cheek, before entering the Art Room.
"What! What's this for?" she called after him. He just motioned to his neck and closed the door. Well that's just Jingles. Lauren was screaming at her to stop trying to win Stan back. "He's over you! Just fucking get over him, hoe!" Owch. Emily decided to help Lauren, "Why'd you take my necklace, bitch!" "It's mine, I swear!" she started crying her eyes out. "Ohh.. yeah like I'm going to beleive that! I'm sure you just decided to get the same necklace as Kyle had bought me, and take it to school the week after i lose it!" Emily wasn't in the fighting mood. She withdrew and just pulled the necklace off Wendy. "Nooo! It's mine! Kyle got it for me!" .. "No.. HE DIDN'T!" Wendy stopped struggling, "But the back says: Love, Kyle" Emily was astounded, "You actually thought he'd get YOU this, when hes dating me!" Wendy looked down. ".. I don't know. I was-" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BITCH" Lauren bitch-slapped her. Wendy grunted, trying to stand. "Well, who'se to say it's NOT mine?" Emily's face drooped. ".. because he doesn't like you. You know, I can even PROVE it's mine, so don't be flappin ur gums!"
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Emily took the Swiss Army Knife and pryed the locket open. A picture of Kyle rested at one side, and a picture of Emily rested at the other. Emily smirked and re-placed it on her neck. "Good DAY!" she continued on her way to the office. Kristin and Craig both sat on the stool infront of the door. Craig, for obvious reasons, and Kristin, whose situation couldn't be explained. Kristin did look a little smug, so that may reveal that she'd gotten something out of Cartman, finally. Emily sat down across from them and awaited her punishment. "M'kay, Craig and Kristin, m'kay? Come in please m'kay?" BOTH of them! Then they must've been caught.. oh, no. Poor Cartman.
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Until next time, »aym«