Author's Note: its difficult updating everyday. After being screamed at for my low report card grades… ugh… mom went berserk and threatened to throw my iPod out the window. Silly woman. I have insurance on that mechanism. Puahah. Due to Nefertieh's request, I've decided to add some AVALANCHE. (Just so you know, I'm out of ideas sometimes; my imagination is fueled my monosaccharide. Sometimes that runs low. SO FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST THINGS…)

Disclaimer: FF is Tetsuya Nomura's.

Rude was smart enough to leave the diary next to the Bailey's Irish Cream dispenser (A.K.A. The coffee machine that only Reno uses); it sat there innocently until 10:30 AM.

The bald man watched from the side as Reno arched an eyebrow upon seeing his precious little book on the granite countertop, and quickly snatched it and shoved it into his pocket, looking around frantically just in case anyone saw. Rude went back to his newspaper. Elena was busy at the copy machine, and Tseng, the only other Turk who knew about Reno's little black book.

Reno, with his hand shoved in his unzipped and unbuttoned jacket and the other clutching his Styrofoam cup, left the office in a hurry. Rude smiled softly; it was Eve's lunch break.

So, unable to read Reno's diary for a few days, Rude got so sick waiting for the forgetful redhead to 'leave' his diary by the Irish Coffee Machine that he rummaged through Reno's desk, finding the little book wedged in between two rather large versions of Penthouse.

Day Thirteen: 4:21 AM. Location: On bed, eating cheese-puffs and drinking beer.

Turns out my grandmother is the enemy after all. She has this friend whose daughter went to school with this boy who's now a doctor who treats little kids that had a patient whose sister slept with a guy who happens to know Tifa because he lived in Nibelheim for a while and then moved.

So along with AVALANCHE… there's an old woman with a cat who might be a danger to society. And Shinra. And the world, perhaps.

Mr. Snuffles managed to get out of the washer/dryer.

I happen to be missing my lucky boxers.

Eve still hasn't called yet.

Reno: 2

Grandmother:3