Author's Note: Nothing much to say, but if the entry isn't in italics, Rude hasn't read it yet. Thanks for all y'alls reviews :D
Disclaimer: BAAAHHHH NOT MINE GODDAMNIT
Day Twenty-Six: 2 AM. Location: In bed, watching another 'Five Star' rated porno.
It's called "Fantasy". This is one weird porno right there… elves… dwarves… CGI… lots of medieval type-ish sex without the knights. Think Lord of the Rings meets Jenna Jameson.
"Come hither; let my eyes wander upon your lithe figure…" The king, who looks like Tseng for some odd reason, pulls the hot, silicone-ed elf girl into his chambers. She's wearing some sort of sheer, see-through material, and has pointy little ears.
Then he proceeds to romp her like some sort of hormonal animal forced to take meth.
Eh, I liked yesterday's. There's some girl-on-girl action.
Ohmygodohmygod… I had a fleeting thought of Elena and Eve on top of the copy machine…
I'm going to die a dirty old man, indeed.