A/N: At my friend Pam's house. She's downstairs, decorating her real tree. See, my parents get a fake one, spray it with air freshener scented like pine, and try to believe that it's real. See, my parents are clinically insane. I mean it. Insane. Cuckoo. Addled in the head.
Day Thirty-Two: 9:08 PM. Location: At Tseng's sister's place
OH MY EFFING GOD! So, Tseng's sister and I were sitting on the couch, a safe distance mind you, and we were watching a cheap porn. The girl is a pornographic movie director.
Anyways, after some light conversations, it drifts to Tseng. "Oh, Reno, did you know that my brother starred in this film that I directed? I forget what's it's called… fancy? Fantasize?"
"Fantasy." I said, a look of horror crossing my face. The king was Tseng! HOLY EFFING SPEED DIAL POLAND SPRING BOTTLED WATER COMPANY VITAMIN WATER FACTORY CHOLESTEROL LADEN FOODS!
Tseng's a Turk with a secret double life. Turk by day, porn star by night. Awesome. I want to be his protégé.
She passed the popcorn. "You didn't know he was in 'Fantasy'?"
I shook my head no and shoved my mouth full of popcorn. Buttery. Egh. Cholesterol. Oh, I've been watching my figure. Haven't been working out much and I'm growing a bulge in my gut. Argh.