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Basic summary of chapter 1:Planning 18th birthday for Naruto, Hinata is going to try the basic approach to a man's heart: food.
It was October 10th the day that Naruto was turning 18, he had been wandering around town hoping to find someone to celebrate with but to his disappointment there was no one to be found not even Neji was at his usual training spot. Tired and dejected Naruto started walking home when all of a sudden Kiba appeared from nowhere, "Hey Naruto, how's it hangin?" Naruto jumped about three feet into the air "Woah, Jeez, don't scare me like that!" Kiba sweat dropped anime style and rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry bout that, thought you would have at least sensed me there. Anyway how are you today?" Naruto sighed "Huh, well it's not the best day, another year come and gone and again nobody to celebrate my birthday with." Kiba looked at Naruto and said, "Well, that's a shame, you thinking I'm nobody do I have to get you some contacts or sumthin?" Naruto looked taken aback "Wha, do actually mean that you would want to hang out with me?" Kiba laughed and said "Boy are you forgetting the fact that you are an honorary Inazuka in my eyes." Naruto just jumped and yelled aloud "Alright!"
*Meanwhile* Kakashi looked around in amazement "How can Naruto live like this?" Shino sighed "Beats me." he answered. Hinata just stared around in wonder she could not believe that she was inside Naruto's house. She had always wondered what his apartment looked like not much of a first impression but I'll soon fix that Hinata appeared to be deep in thought to Kakashi so he was not surprised when he addressed her and she freaked out then fell over anime style. Shino stood in the background and shook his head while sighing and sweat dropping at his teammate's antics. When Hinata had recovered sufficiently Kakashi started speaking "OK Shino I need you to call all the bugs in this apartment so that none of us will have a heart attack while cleaning then take the bathroom, Hinata, you start on organization of the living room, dining area, and kitchen, and I will take control of the bedroom." The three ninja separated and started on their tasks, by the time that they were done the house could have been deemed livable by Sakura (neat freak).
In the meantime said neat freak was doing her best impression of Jason to corral enough guests for the party and of course, it worked. She had been at this task for hours and thus far she had managed to blackmail at least fifty people into coming and promising never ending torture if they did not show up, she would emphasize her point by crushing her fists together each time. Then in the center of town, at the shopping center of Konoha, Ino and Choji were browsing for "certified party snacks" as Choji put it. Ino really could not understand how Choji could be so picky but then again she hardly ate so she really could not object. Choji just sighed and said "This is impossible, we're gonna have to go all the way to the edge of the town to find it." Ino threw a questioning look at him "To find what?" she asked. Choji looked at her in surprise, stunned that she did not know what he was talking about, "My favorite variety of chips, I hardly ever get them but this is a special occasion." Ino sighed, of course that was what he was talking about, always with the chips, Of course I have noticed that he's been trying to eat less lately, he's down to about two bags a day. Ino sighed "Okay Choji, you ready to run." Choji replied with gusto "Only if you are!" with that he took off, jumping from roof to roof faster than Ino could imagine.
Sakura: Well that's a wrap people, time to go home
Jimbaliya: Hey I'm the boss around here
Sakura: Oh Really, Then I get to blame you for me being a neat freak, huh?
Jimbaliya: No
Sakura: Then who do I get to blame?
Jimbaliya: Why Don't you try Naruto, he is the one who you want to be the complete opposite of. Although she completely fails at it, she's louder and more obnoxious than he is.
Inner Sakura: I heard that.
Sakura: *Pulls out mallet and smashes Jimbaliya in the head with it*
Jimbaliya: *barely conscious* nooooo flaaaaaaaamessssssssss *passes out and is dragged away by Sakura*