Disclaimer: I own nothing but Alexis Michaels. She is mine.
I tried something new. I searched 'TOY' in the search box. This is fun:)
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To: Edge
From: Christian
In case you haven't found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch
To: John Morrison
From: Chris Jericho
Subject: Christian
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps
To: Edge
From: Matt Hardy
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
To: The Miz
From: Alexis Michaels
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody
To: Evan Bourne
From: Justin Gabriel
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense
To: Matt Hardy
From: Jeff Hardy
There were no balls for pong so he bought cat toys….they had bells in them
To: Chris Sabin
From: Alex Shelley
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal". I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited…
To: John Morrison
From: Christian
New swimming pool is the best sexy toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle
To: Edge
From: Jeff Hardy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location
To: Alexis Michaels
From: The Miz
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass, and all her sex toys
To: Matt Hardy
From: Jeff Hardy
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
To: Jeff Hardy
From: Matt Hardy
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
To: Shannon Moore
From: Alexis Michaels
We just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. This is the fun part of "being serious"
To: Edge
From: Jeff Hardy
Subject: Matt Hardy and Alexis Michaels
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
To: Jeff Hardy
From: Edge
Subject: Matt Hardy and Alexis Michaels
She must've brought a toy – seriously doubt that he's up to the task
To: Justin Gabriel
From: Evan Bourne
We're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
To: Heath Slater
From: Wade Barrett
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys….this is a whole new level of kinky for me