Disclaimer: I only own Alexis Michaels. Nothing else.
This time, I typed in 'SEX'. Pretty interesting results
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To: Shane Helms
From: Shannon Moore
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night…and he didn't stop me
To: Shannon Moore
From: Shane Helms
How was it?
To: Shane Helms
From: Shannon Moore
Fantastic, but that's not the point
To: The Miz
From: Chris Jericho
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever
To: Shannon Moore
From: Jeff Hardy
Subject: Edge
In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me…then slapped my ass and told me "back to business" …I'm gonna marry him
To: John Morrison
From: The Miz
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex
To: Shawn Michaels
From: Matt Hardy
So, apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now I have a tanline shaped like your sister
To: Matt Hardy
From: Shawn Michaels
I hate you
To: Christian
From: Chris Jericho
I don't remember it, but I know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
To: Edge
From: Matt Hardy
Subject: Alexis Michaels
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
To: Jeff Hardy
From: Shannon Moore
He said I was the best sex he's ever hand, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
To: Everyone
From: Jeff Hardy
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex, or bacon
To: Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater
From: Wade Barrett
Why are their post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
To: Edge
From: Matt Hardy
Subject: Alexis Michaels
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said "let's make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen…naked…I'm buying the ring tomorrow
To: Matt Hardy
From: Edge
Subject: Alexis Michaels
Even the French judge on the Olympics would give that a 10
To: Matt Hardy
From: Alexis Michaels
Just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds
To: Alexis Michaels
From: Matt Hardy
I get a bj anyways so it's really your choice
To: Matt Hardy
From: Alexis Michaels
K I'll be over in 5
To: Shannon Moore
From: Shane Helms
What is the appropriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
To: Shane Helms
From: Shannon Moore
6 min
To: Alexis Michaels
From: Shawn Michaels
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie
To: Shawn Michaels
From: Alexis Michaels
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better
To: Alexis Michaels
From: Shawn Michaels
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for
To: Chris Jericho
From: Christian
What is college for if not random hookup sex?
To: Christian
From: Chris Jericho
Learning
To: Chris Jericho
From: Christian
I would literally fuck learning if I could
To: John Morrison
From: The Miz
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and that's what the stain is from…bud light. Sorry
To: Ken Anderson
From: Jeff Hardy
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did I just get paid for sex? And if yes did I just get paid in drugs?
To: Shane Helms
From: Shannon Moore
This girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen
To: Justin Gabriel
From: Christian
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one
To: Jeff Hardy
From: Edge
I really wanna talk
To: Edge
From: Jeff Hardy
If by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmallow fluff…I'm down
To: Heath Slater
From: Justin Gabriel
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why
To: Justin Gabriel
From: Heath Slater
What did I say?
To: Heath Slater
From: Justin Gabriel
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection
To: Jeff Hardy
From: Alexis Michaels
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side
To: Christian
From: The Miz
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms
To: John Morrison
From: Jeff Hardy
We were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door and rather than go out and meet her, I climbed out the window. So now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
To: Shannon Moore
From: Shane Helms
My neighbors are having lesbo sex right now
To: Shane Helms
From: Shannon Moore
I'm on my way
To: Matt Hardy
From: Jeff Hardy
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
To: Alexis Michaels
From: Jeff Hardy
Subject: Edge
We had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
To: Justin Gabriel
From: Evan Bourne
"Let's watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
To: Edge
From: Jeff Hardy
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
To: Christian
From: Chris Jericho
I have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
To: John Morrison
From: Alexis Michaels
Subject: Matt Hardy
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has
To: Christian
From: Edge
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight
To: Edge
From: Christian
I totally agree. All sexting is on hold till after the games over
To: Shannon Moore
From: Shane Helmse
Alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2