Disclaimer: I do nto own Naruto or any of his friends (Or else, hmm I'm running out of "or else" ideas if you think of one send it to me) TIME FOR SASUKE'S "SURPRISE"

Naruto and Hinata walked down the stairs to the party holding hands and beaming with so much joy that it shattered the very foundations of normality and reconfigured it into something with no explanation. When the partygoers saw this they immediately stopped partying and began staring at the new couple then from somewhere in the back corner of the room everyone hears the now hammered Kiba give a loud "Whoo-hoo!" and then everyone resumes gabbing while Naruto and Hinata's friends swarm the two and begin asking them questions which Naruto just shrugs off and Hinata nearly faints at (go figure) but smiles none the less, feeling pride at being able to finally say that she loves him. Naruto then looks around for Sakura and Sasuke but surprisingly finds them nowhere in the group. Then from behind him he hears "About time dobe." And turns to face his teammates, he responds in a way that nobody would have expected "Now it's time that you tell Sakura." Sakura just looks at Sasuke and says "What's Naruto talking about?" Sasuke's face flushes and he mumbles "I'll tell you after the party." then disappears cursing Naruto.

Sakura turns to Naruto and asks "What were you talking about?" Naruto just shrugs and says "That's for him to tell you, not me." All of a sudden Naruto hears "Ladies and Gentlemen, if we could please have your attention." The room falls silent as everyone looks at Sasuke Who is now in the center of the room holding a megaphone (Thank goodness it is not Sakura) Sasuke then Turns on the TV and says "If you would please turn your attention to the screen." Sasuke flips the TV into video mode and inserts a tape, when he presses play everyone sees Tsunade standing in front of a camera wearing her usual outfit and a hardhat, Tsunade then begins speaking, "Naruto, you are the true hero of this village, every single person who is living here today owes you their life, today Sasuke came to me and told me that it was your birthday, he asked me if I could spare him a few of my builders and a digital recorder, I asked him why, he said because he was going to need a lot of help making you your birthday present for this year, I agreed, eager to see what he had in mind, little did I know that what he was planning was not only going to be a gift but a whole new lifestyle for his loudmouthed teammate. We have by now been working several hours on this project and we are not quite finished yet but Naruto all I have to say is I hope you enjoy your new house!" Tsunade stepped away from the camera to show a team of builders and several of the ANBU working on a mansion-sized "house" Sasuke then shuts off the video and says "Well Naruto there's your 'entertainment' for the evening." Naruto is silent his mouth agape (jaw hitting the floor in disbelief) this is the second time this day that he is unable to believe what he is hearing and the third time this day that tears have actually been brought to his eyes. Naruto finally speaks and he says "Sasuke, you are the best man, I don't know what to say, how about this, why are you people so frickin unpredictable today?" everyone just starts laughing and can't stop; eventually everyone is rolling on the floor with their sides in stitches (including Naruto).

Sakura: AWWWW Sasuke I knew you had a sweet side.

Sasuke: Just let it be Sakura, even I do something unpredictable every once in a while.

Hinata: (Daydreaming) I'm gonna get to live in a big house with Naruto-kun and have lots of kids YAY.

Naruto: (Shaking Hinata) Hinata you're daydreaming out loud again.

Hinata: Huh? What? Where, when, who, why, how? Huh?

Tenten: This is awesome I feel as if I could fly

Jimbaliya: Wait a sec what are you doing here Tenten?

Tenten: (looks around) oh good grief, I walked into the recording booth again, curse my directionally challenged brain!

Harruuoth: Dedoo

Jimbaliya: Um hey man what are you doin here?

Harruuoth: Avoiding my abusive wife and stealing a cup of coffee

Jimbaliya: K Carry on

Harruuoth: Say what did Naruto get for his birthday?

Jimbaliya: well let's see, so far a new house and a new girlfriend.

Harruuoth: well what did everyone else get him?

Jimbaliya: What do you think they got him?

Both: RAMEN

Jimbaliya: Except for Kakashi, he got Naruto a new pajama hat.

Harruuoth: Same one he already has?

Jimbaliya: You know it (but it has a copy of Icha-Icha wrapped up inside it).

Naruto: NO FLAMES this chapter was the best chapter of my life, I mean for my life.

Jimbaliya and Harruuoth: (deadpanned) Doi!