Sorry for the long wait, my friend (AnimeAmy101) is pissed at me because there has been only two chappies for about 2 months and she knows that I haven't worked on it. Well that's not true….. I have worked on it….once….about 3 weeks ago when I went over to my Mawmaw's when I was sick…. And now I only have three hours a day on week days and six hours on the weekends…. So forgive me for the long wait! It's almost summer vacation (about 20 days left in school!) and I'll have chapters up faster (hopefully)! But since the words 'Summer Vacation' also involve the words 'swimming' and 'sleep-overs' (mostly at Kaleigh's) it might take awhile…but then again, I take my laptop (almost) everywhere…well everywhere I can. So if I take it to aforementioned friend's house, she may talk me into writing a fanfic about something she watches…(she's my best friend, hates anime, and the only way she knows how to pronounce Inuyasha is because she's known me for four years, and the only way she can remember Kagome is because her older cousin made her watch Sailor Moon when she was younger [she HATED it] and remembers that Sailor Moon's outfit is like Kagome's and refers to Kagome as "OH! You mean that chick from that show you like, Inuyasha! The one that has Sailor Moon's outfit!" [I swear she does that just to annoy me!] Anyways, enough of my rambling, ON WIT ZE STOR-AY!

Oh…one more thing:

Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha (cries), Harry Potter, or anything else I plan to add. If I did they would have more romance scenes and well more romance. Inuyasha and Kagome would have kissed buy the fith season (so would Miroku and Sango…heck, they would have been married), Ed and Winry would have confessed that they loved each other, and well there would be more romance in Harry Potter. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE!

At The Leaky Cauldron

"Major Elric, calm down." Colonel Mustang told Edward.

"WHY SHOULD I? I'VE BEEN CONFUSED 13 TIMES FOR A FIRST YEAR!" The steamed alchemist replied. They had finished their shopping, both gotten supplies for the school year. Ed's favorite shop was Weasley Wizard Wheezes Edward was ultra-peeved because every store they had gone to people had started to give him supplies for first years and didn't believe him when he told them that he was a sixth year.

"It's just because you short. Now we need to get to the leaky cauldron. Right Hagrid?" Mustang asked.

"DON'T CALL ME SHORT! I'M NOT SHORT! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOU HEAD!" Edward exploded.

"Don't mind him." Mustang told Hagrid who had a bewildered look on his face.

"O-okay…..Yeah we need to go to the Leaky Cauldron. You two need tah get yer rooms." Hagrid trying to ignore Edward who had smoke coming from his ears….

They made their way back to the pub they had come through after a hectic aperation. Hagrid got the number for their rooms from the toothless barman Tom. Their rooms were at opposite ends of the hall. Ed was happy for that because he wouldn't have to share with the Colonel.

Ed put his beautiful Eagle Owl which the owner of a shop had told him was a female on the desk that came with the room. He decided to send a letter to home but wasn't sure how the bird would know where home is.

He got out a pen and wrote,

Dear Winry and Al,

We got to London fairly well except for the fact that the way we go here made me sick. Thanks again Winry for the tune up and the upgrade and as well for the kit you gave me. Tomorrow we're going to Hogwarts to meet the Headmaster. I hope that you guys are okay and please reply soon. I'll miss you guys this year so please keep me updated on what's happening back home. I'll let you know what I find research wise. Bye for now.

Love,

Edward Elric

He gave the letter to the owl, which he had named Marina, clamped it in its talons and flew off through the open window.

"I sure hope that thing know where home is…it would suck if it got lost…that owl cost ten gallons." Ed told himself.

"Yeah, I know how you feel….I still can't believe that an owl knows where Central is…Riza is gonna be pissed if I can't get her reports…..hey! Maybe if the owl doesn't know where Central is, I get a reprieve from that damned paperwork!" Colonel said smiling evilly.

"Good luck with that, Hancock…" Edward said sarcastically.

"Why, thank you, Hobbit!" Colonel said back as equally sarcastic.

"Anytime, Jack Ass."

"Oh realy, Grumpy?"

"Yes, Match Stick."

"Okay then,….well… I would call you a Mother Fucker, but you're too short for that…."

"Okay th-" Edward was cut off by a loud knock at the door.

"What! Who is it?" Ed shouted at the door.

Someone opened the door and stuck their head in. It was a girl with brown mousey hair. She replied with, "Oi! Quite down the profanity match for the love of god! Some kids are staying here to!"

"S-sorry!" They said in unison.

"….Uh….who exactly are you?" Edward asked

"Tonks, Auror to the Ministry. And you two are…..ah, a First year and his father! You must take after your mother, you two look nothing alike….."

"I'm not a damn first year! I'm a damned sixth year! And the basterd in the military suit is defiantly NOT my father!" Edward shouted.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET PISSED! And sor-ry for the mix up! Wait….military uniform….That doesn't look like one from anywhere around here….." Tonks replied.

"It's not. Where from _. I'm going to be a teacher at Hogwarts this year. I'm teaching alchemy. Edward, the hobbit, is going to be a student starting this year." Mustang finished, ignoring Edward's death glare and mutterings of something along the lines of "I'm not a damned hobbit you ass."

"Ah. Sorry again for the mistake. So you're teaching alchemy? Interesting….. Very….interesting…. So how does it work? Tonks asked curiously.

"Well….that is hard to explain…. There are many types of alchemy, fire, metal, ice, water, stone, the list goes on and on. Usually an alchemist has one main type but can do others. Some can do it without a transmutation circle," he pointed to the symbol on his glove, "others, like myself, need one to be able to do alchemy. How 'bout I show you some? Edward can go next."

Mustang snapped his fingers and a vase of flowers in the corner of the room burst into flames.

"Now….*sigh* a glass of water when you need it…."

Tonks took out her wand and muttered something and a jest of water shot out of the tip of it and extinguished the fire.

"Thank you. Now, Ed, your turn." As he said it, Edward looked around for something metal. "Uhhhh Colonel…" "There's a fork Edward." "Oh….er…thanks….I, personally, can do many different types of transmutations, but, I prefer metal." Edward said as he transmutated the fork into a metal flower.

"Oh cool," Tonks said as she took the metal flower. "But…. How do you do it?" she asked.

"Well it takes years of practice….. Edward has been at it since…"

"I was eight and my little brothers been at it for as long as I have but he started it when he was seven…."

"Awesome! I wish I could do that! Wait…Your Colonel Mustang right? And Major Elric?"

"Yeah….how do you….?" They said in unison.

"I'm your Auror, Nymphadora Tonks. I'm you security…that is until you get to Hogwarts…It's safer there than anywhere. I'll also still be around though. I'm going to be stationed in Hogsmeade. It's the village leading to Hogwarts."

"Oh…okay then."

"We'll I suppose I'll keep a look out for you two. See you!"

"Bye…" Ed and Roy said in unison.

ZZZ

Well this chapter is shit. Shit. Just plain and simple. Sorry for the long wait for the SHITTIEST CHAPTER EVER! I swear I broke the record. But *sighs* the next chapter should be better….no promises…. And thank you for reading. I haven't worked on this in a while because I've had to find my sixth book of Harry Potter and re-read it…mostly anyways…. I'm almost in the middle of it and this just came to me while I was stuck in my Grammy's house, waiting for my mom to pick me up. Most of my free time it taken up by watching Inuyasha: The Final Act, reading fanfics, and reading Harry Potter (I finished the series in January [I started it in October of last year] and have read the seventh book twice [was working on the third but I can find the book and I was like one fourth of the way through it. FUCK!]). So I'm usually doing anything but writing fics. I'm also falling Life Science so yeah, I probly gotta go to summer school (oh god! I hope like hell not!). But I won't leave you hanging for the next chappy! I'll probly be up by the end of today...hopefully...