A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Here's chapter three, and I think I can feel this story eating away at my brain cells as we speak.

OK PPL HU REVIEW 2 SAY SHIT ABOUT MI STORI CAN GO FUKK DEMSELFS.

Now, now. You're going to come across people with a sour attitude all your life. To tell them to 'go fukk demselfs' won't solve anything.

my stori is beleiveble u just hav 2 keep readin n u can c y!

Hi, you're writing about sparkling vampires! Not that I have a problem with that, but come on.

1 but to ppl hu gav me good reveiws, THANX U GUYZ ROKK 333 LUV U

Huh, well I guess '333' is better then '666'.

CHAPTER 3

"Hey betch wat r u doin home." midnite asked.

I wish I was greeted like that when I walked in the door.

"u hav 2 promise not 2 say nething..." i sed nervly n midnite laffed n sed "hu wuld i say somthing 2, we r loners remeber?"

Right you are, Midnite. Nicely put. Now, why don't you go back and colour for a bit...

"o yea" i sed and told her evrythin dat hapened. she gosped wen i told her abot edword kissing me. "SO WATE" she scremed "R U GUYZ IN LUV NOW OR WHUT?"

"ya were goin 2 homecuming 2getha."

When did this happen? Twila, don't lie to your sister! That's not a good way to keep a healthy relationship.

i showd her my blakk dress wif lace n leather n my spiky black shoez. "edword sed he liks dese."

You didn't seem the type to let Edward choose clothes for you...

we laffed happy 2gether n danced arond da house. we were so happi 4 me.

And you're 'goff', right? Huh.

i sang tenagerz by mcr. den. ... DA DOOR NOCKED!

Cue the dramatic music!

"TWIL WERE R U. sum1 asked frum outside.

Oh, so close! That's the third spelling of Twila I've seen.

i went 2 da door n it was alison.

And that's the fourth spelling of Alice in this story.

i scremed. IF U FUKKING TRI 2 SUKK MI BLOOD AGEN ILL GET ED

Twila and Midnite are most defiantly sisters, they both don't know how to answer a door politely. Maybe she should have bowed first?

i told her. she bast in2 tearz.

I'm sure she tried to spell 'blast', and how the hell can someone blast into tears? ...

A wild Alice has appeared! Tear Blast! It's super affective!

midnite quikly jumoed up 2 defend me but i told her to go awey bcuz i culd handle alis.

Alice is only five letters! How many misspellings over her name can she make? Wow!

"ok y did u cum here." i sed. alisenz blody tears dint scare me. i new she had enuf blood 2 last cuz of wen she attaked alison.

She attacked herself? Alright, then.

"i felt sooo bad 4 tring to drink ur blood" she histericly cry. "i wnted 2 alopogize wif a present."

"All i wnat in dis world is edword, n i hav him so noting u can giv me matterz." i shucffed at her. But den ... she held up 2 TIKKETS 2 A MCR CONSERT!

And Edward doesn't matter any more!

"OMFGGGGG!111" i was static.

And you powered all the houses in this small town! You go girl!

i grabed dem from her n gave 1 2 midnite. "actully" alison wimpered "1 was suposed 2 be 4 me. so we cold go 2getha"

"But i wanted 2 go wif ed"

Wow, Midnite must feel used. Oh wait, she's a static character, she doesn't express feelings like that.

i shoted. i imagned his beutiful face wif his blakk eyliner n blakk lipstik. n his smexi bodi.

This does not sound like Edward. Are you sure you didn't pick up some random person off the street?

OK alison sed. "we can jus tak mi hole family. esmet realli luvs mcr 2"

so we went to da consert n ed n i had innercoarse on da way. evry1 tought we wer so cute.

HA! I'm sure 'carlose' enjoyed that greatly. This is a very quick relationship, my dear.

"THIS NITE WALK DA DEAD" scremed gerad way. den... EVENIEZENCE KAME ON!

Whothewhatnow came on?

dey sand a duet wif mcr. den dey sang sum more stuff.

Did they juggle swords? What's the 'stuff'?

emet had an ejaxclamation in da audience

* Snicker* My goodness...I'd go pick up my mind out of the gutter, but this story has permanently put it there.

n sudenly HE TURNED IN2 A BAT. "OH SHITTTTT NOOOO"

" Oh shit, son..."

EDWard sighed. "dis is bad too twola, dis is realli bad." all dis bad stuf kept hapening wile i was wif dem. vampirs turn int2 batz wen dey r realli exited n evry1 wuld no his secret but no1 cared cuz dey wer all gothz.

But Edward seems to be fine. No batty goodness from him! That sounded wrong...

gerad lookd at him from da stage n he jumpd down thru da crowd n came over 2 us.

"Hey r u a bat."

Yes, yes he is, Captain Obvious.

he sed in his fukking killer voce. i CREAMED so loud

Ah, no! I'm dieing here! Hahaha!

bcuz i luvvv gerad wif all my lyfe. his makueup waz runing bcuz he waz cring cuz dey sang helen (a/n dat song is abot his grandpa hu dyed RIP GERARDS GRANPA)

I thought that song was about his grandmother? Hence the song title, Helena. Yes, I'm a My Chemical Romance fan, sue me.

but he glarced at emset n tuched his wings n he turned bak.

Wow, that was over quickly. Edward got worked up quite a bit, maybe he has a few issues?

gerad went home wif da cullenz bcuz he nd emet becam bfs. cuz dey fell in luv.

Rest Of The Band: " Where the Hell is he going?"

i was sooo jealous but ed got angy n i told him i luv him so it waz ok.

Of course it was. He must have forgot how loud you 'creamed'...Heh.

WE ALL WENT HOM N I GOT GERARDS AUTOGRAF.

And all was well in the land of lollypops and sunshine.

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PLZ GUYZ GIV ME MOR REVEIWS I FINK DIS WAZ A REALLI GUD CHAPTER

This story just get's more and more messed up as it goes on...