OK PPL I AM NOT A TROL! I AM A VAMPIR OK GET IT STRAIT

I'll believe you when you can spell vampire, troll.

THANX FOR DA PPL HU GAVE ME GUD REVEIWS U GUIZ ROKK

Are those ' gud reveiws' the ones you submitted for your own story?

CHAPTER 4

I was walking down da halway in skewl wen i saw Ed wif... bella!

Dun Dun Duuun! And so the drama begins.

she waz askin him sumfing n cring all over da place. "Wat is goin on" i snared n edword hugged me n sed "Its ok i waz tring 2 ignore her butt

Bella must have a nice butt, but you just couldn't keep that to yourself could you, Eddie?

she wnt go away."

"Plz plz edmard" she cryed. "I realli want 2 go to homecumin wid u. i go evry year wif no date n now im in luv wif u nd i want u to b mi date."

Doesn't Bella hate dances? Why is she begging him to go to one with her?

STFU edward sed.

A'tta Boy!

"Cant u see dat i alredi hav a date. Dis is my gf TWILA."

QUEEN OF BAD GRAMMAR AND EVERYTHING 'GOFFIK'!

"Yea u better bakk off." i told her. "odderwize thingz mite get messi."

' odderwize'? Just because you can sing Mi Chemical Romans songs doesn't mean you can make up words, Missy!

She ran away screming.

I would too, Bella. I would, too.

"So hav u cn Esmet?' i assed him. "He waznt in homroom 2dai" "Yea ummm Tqila, he transforrmed out of da skewl so he culd go on tourz wif Gerad."

Ha, I wish I could drop out of school and go on tour with a band! Damn you, ' Esmet'! What makes you so special?

"But hes a vampir1" i was socked at dis. "Yea but ur a vampiir 2." ed sed. "o yea." i sed. (a/n I DINT FORGET I WAZ WATING 4 DA RITE TIME TO BRING IT UP AGEN.)

How is this vampire thing even relevent to the conversation? Other then trying to tell off the flamers, this isn't important. Stupid chick.

so we both turned in2 batz n flew 2 class (no1 noticed).

...if there's a bee in my school hallway, everyone notices. You think they would notice two bats...

When skewl ended i went in2 my car and drove hom. Wen I got der my sister was geting maried.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

"OMSG

Oh My Satan God?

R U GETING MARIED 2 JAZER."

" Yeah, because Jasper has some really weird tree thing. I found Jazer and he's the one!"

i culd not beleve it.

I can't either.

'yea' she smeled. "I luv him n he iz goin 2 live wif us now."

I storted 2 cry becuz ed n i wernt maried yet. Midnite trid to hug me but i shot her away,

Boom, head shot!

bcuz her lif waz so much betta dan mine. "Im alredi 16 n im not marred yet." tears swam down mi beatiful face.

You have so much ahead of you! You don't need to be married to him. You're sixteen.

Suddenly... dey al shoted "SURPISEE!1" Midnite n Jasper wernt getting married... IT WAZ 4 ME AND ED! (a/n dey got mared da next day insted).

Gee, you couldn't have just been happy for your sister?

"NO WAY I was sooo inflated.

Awesome image in my head.

Edward and me had an atheest ceremoni in my hose.

In your hose? Whatever you say, Twila.

So we were huband and wives. Midnite, Jazper, Esmie, Emet, Gerad, Rose, were all dere... but so waz... ALLICE!

The suspense, it's too much!

"I hope ur not mad dat me n ur brother r married." i sed to her gothikally after da wedding. "I told u that i dunt lik u that way, im not lezz."

Nicely put, Twila. Let her down gently...

"Sigh" she knew.

Huh?

So we all went 2 a party n had lots of blood. Then we went bak to mi house. Some1 rang the bell n i answered it, making out wif Edword.

Okay, you two, knock it off. There's someone at the door, let's act civilized and take your tongues out of each others throats for a few minutes.

"Y DID U MARRI HIM YOU IGNORANIUS." shoted da guy at da door.

Hey, if I saw someone making out while answering the door, I would make up unpronounceable words, too.

It was Bibby Brown.

* The writer will be back in a few minutes, seeing as she's fallen out of her chair from laughter.*

He ran in on his weelchaire n Jacob flowed him.

This sentence just confuses the hell out of me. Maybe Bibby Brown is running on the chair while Jacob is pushing him?

"Dont u dare tuch Twia." snotted Ed. Every1 came 2 c what waz happening. "Why wold I toch her, shes hieneous" he glarred at me.

I know you're upset, Bibby, but no need to make up such words.

"THATS IT NOW I HAV 2 KILL U." boomed mi busband. He turned in2 a savage lik da time i went to his house.

Care to specify? I'm sure you've been over to Edwards house more then once...

I told him 2 stop becuz i needed to talk to Bolly n Jakob. he stoped.

Who the hell is Bolly and Jakob? Where's Bibby and Jacob? They were cool.

"Ok y dont u want us 2 be together y is our love so bad 4 u" i cried.

Everyone grab your tissues, here comes the soap opera moment...

"Itz because... I CANT SAY IT." sed da guy in da wheelcher.

Who's the guy in the wheelchair? Bibby or Bolly?

"JUST SPIC IT OUT." every1 sed. he began to cry histerical. "Mebe dis song will help u undersand."

I thought this was a Twilight Fanfiction, not Glee.

he started 2 sing in his crampy old voice "WELL I MIS U. I MISS U SO FAR. N DA COMMISION OF UR KISS, DAT MADE IT SO HARD."

Wow, Twila really gets around...

Well gerald was FORIOUS becuz dat was his song n he started 2 attak him bcuz of copiright refrigement.

Those lyrics were cold, man. They needed copyright refrigeration.

(a/n I DNT OWN THE LYRCS TO DA SONG EITHER).

That's right, you fear him! Fear the rath of 'gerald'!

Ther was a big fite n i storted to cry "Oh no, ur in luv with me arnt u."

" It's a curse!"

And Bobby Ran away from gerad n sed YES. Edword killed him.

Oh, he killed Bobby. I was worried he killed Bibby or Bolly...

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This was a pretty fun chapter...Oh, no. My brain...it hurts...