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IF U R LEVING ME LONG AZZ REVEIWS ON Y I RUNED UR LIFE DEN SORRI GET DA FUKK OVA IT.

If you ruin someone's life, they're not just going to 'get over it'.

i am gong 2 keep makin chaptas n if u report me den ur a lozer, ill just make a new accont.

At least you're persistent.

NEWAYZ FANX 2 DA PPL HU GAVE ME GOOD REVEIWS AGEN U GUYZ KEEP ME GOING. PLZ ENJOY CHAPTA 5.

Thank you, I think I will...*twitch*

CHAPTER 5

We didnt no whut 2 do wif all da blood from bobby brown so every1 just drank it off da floor.

Mmm. Gross.

We had weding gamez n shit

Lovely description again, Twila.

and jacob left cuz he waz angri at us 4 some resason.

Yeah, hello, you killed his Dad!

We playd spin da bottle n GErard had 2 kiss ed. (a/n lol bi guyz r sooo hot)

Okay, whatever you say.

i waznt jelous cuz dey r both guyz. But Emetr was deprezzed becuz Gerord is his bf. We listened 2 Green day and he got cheered up.

Green Day is an awesome band, but I would pick different music to cheer him up...

I was gong 2 sleep dat nite when i got posesesd by Saten. But it was ok cuz were friendz n he just doez dat sometimes as a joke.

Satan: " Hello, Twila. I have come from the pits of Hell to make you do my bidding." Twila: "Oh, Satan, you're so silly." Satan: " ..."

Any Supernatural fans out there? Are you picturing Mark Pellegrino arguing with some Gothic chick? It's an amusing image...

I asked him wat he wanted n he told me 2 kill Rosemarie.

Oh, that's reasonable...

"What y?" I new dat Ed would be angey if i killed his sister.

He seemed pretty fine when Alice almost killed her in chapter two...

"Becoz she is a blond prepp" sed satan suicidelly.

Is he stabbing himself while saying this?

So I went 2 der house in da dark n i knew wich was rosalyns room becuz da door was pink with pompomz hanging from it n a poster of Holary Duff. I broke down da door but inside waz... EDWIRD!

Incest? This story has it all! GAH!

"WTF IS GOING ON U ASSHOLE" i scremed "DIS IS UR ROOM?"

Uh, does it look like it, Twila?

"NO LET ME FUKKING EXPLAN" he began to cry. Den i saw... ROSA WAS ON TOP OF HIM!

Whoa! When did Rose Hathaway get here?

"EW WTF U BUSTARD DATS UR SISTER!1" i exploded. I transofmed n began to tear da room apart n ripped all da preppy posters down.

I would be doing more then ripping down posters if I found my husband in bed with his sister...

I jumped at Rosalien n bit her neck nd she started having a sezure. Then she ran around nd died. Ed kept crying.

If she's having a seizure, how can she be running around? That doesn't make any sense!

"Dis is disgusting" i said wif disgust.

My thoughts exactly, President of the Department Of Redundancy Department.

"I cant beleve it, u nd Rose." "Just listen ok" he pleased. "I culdnt c in da dark, I thought she was you."

Wow, Eddie. Wow.

"Yea rite like I beleve dat. We're getting a devorce!" I waz so pissed. But den Edward got on his knes n sang "If u mary me, will u bury me, will u carry me 2 da end?"

Get your shovels, guys. We have a vampire to bury.

Nd I remembad da promise we had mad ova dat song when we got marred. We sed we wuld alwayz b der 4 each odder.

He cheated on you! With his sister! Hello?

"Ok fine dis is ur last chance bittch." I ran out of da room nd saw Carlose in da hall. "Hey babez"

Oh no, creepy man is back.

he laffed. "Im so much betta dan edward, y dont u come upsters wif me?" But I just ran away sadly becuz every1 wanted sumfing from me.

This is so confusing...

The next day was a bad tim becuz it was akward betwn me nd Ed. Nd plus Midnite was in da hospital from slitting her rists, becuz Jazper had called her a slutt.

Jazer and Jasper formed a team to belittle Midnite. Team Jazper.

He waz getting realli moody all da time nd he acted jelous around me nd Ed all da time. I asked him abot it in skewl

"Hey y da fukk did u mak my sister slit her rists." I roared. He sighed wif deprezzion nd sed "Im just not in luv wif her anymore, after u killed alic I saw ur true strength."

Wait, she killed Alice? What?

"What r u saying?" I dint undestand. "Im saying dat i would rather b with u dan her. So I was hopping dat she wuld kill herself nd we wuld b devorced."

Wow, Jasper, that's a great thing to say to your wife. You really are a great person.

"Omg i wuld neva b wif u in a million years, ur a terrible person..." i sed wif tears of blood pooping down my pale face.

After reading this, I have two things to say. One, I agree with Twila here, Jasper is a terrible person. And two, her tears are disgusting if they are pooping down her face.

I waz wearing violet fishnetz wif safety pins in dem and a red corset wif a blakk vest over it n a pentagram n lots of safety pins nd tight blakk jeanz.

Random clothing description!

Mikael, Jabob,

Jabob!

Bella, n Jessa all gatered around us. Jasp waz so embarassed. A lot of da teachers came over n stared at me.

"Twila plz report 2 da principles office." The teachers sed strangly. So i followed dem nd da princple was der

Really? That's never happened before!

and he sed to me "Im sorri but we r going 2 hav 2 tranfer u to a diff skewl."

"OMFG NO." sed loudly. "I CANT DIS IS WER EDWARD GOZ 2 SCHOL."

Thanks, Miss Obvious.

"Yes," they admited uncomfortly. "But ur causing a realli bad diserbance in da school. U c der is somthing... odd abot u. Nd no1 feelz comfortble wif u here so u hav 2 go 2 dat other school in Waschington, calld Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy. "

I freaking love the name of that school.

I culdnt beleve it. I waz nevr gong 2 see ed agen if i went dere. I jumpd out da window

Twila! The principal just admitted that there was something odd about you, why don't you use the door instead of the window?

n ran home n took out a nife and cut miself. Der waz blood all ova da floor nd i fell down and started 2 die.

Everybody: Yay!

XXXXX 2 BE CONTINUED XXXXXXX

Everybody: Aww...

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OK GUYZ SORRI FOR DA CLIPHANGER. I WILL UPDATE SOON. REVIEWS THANX

Oh no! Crazy cliffhanger! Will Twila live to see another day? Will Edward ever return to his normal self? Will Wonder's brain cells ever come back?

All of this, and more, in the next chapter of Twila, Da Girl Who Fell In Luv W/ A Vampir! Coming soon!