A/N: ok u noe wat prepz? im gong 2 rite mi stori betta so u guyz kan stup complaning abot chatzpeek.

So much for that.

SO NOW U WILL HAV NOTHING 2 FLAMM ABOT HA HA.

Trust me, they won't be flaming you just about your chatspeak.

nd btw stopp tellin me 2 use spellchek, becuz im using notpad nd it dosnt have it ok!

That's not an excuse! Use Google!

midnite fanx for da good reveiws, n every1 else hu gav me good reveiws, u guyz rokk! TATA GLIESBIE I LUV U!

TATA? Ah, gosh no! Hahaha!

PREPZ STUP FLAMMING!1 GOTHZ ROCK 666

PREPZ ROCK 333.

CHAPTER 6

XXX CONTINUD FROM DA LAST CHAPTER XXX

I wouldn't have guessed.

When I woke up Deward was over me. "Twilla. TWILA!" he screwed into my ear.

Ah, really bad mental image in my head! Get it out!

"Youre going to be ok."

My long strait hair was all around me, I was laying on the flor. I was wearing a black spagitti strap shirt with a matching sweatshirt over it nd a blak jean skirt with MCR pins on it. I had on ripped fishnets and blak highheels that had spikes coming out of them. There were bandagez all over my arms and body were I cut myself. You could c the blood coming thru.

This almost reminds me of a nightmare I had, except 'Deward' was a doctor, and he was holding a drill above my face. The only difference between that and this was that he wasn't trying to have sex with my ear, and I wasn't dressed like a slut.

"Just fukk off ok?"

He's trying to help you, Twila...

I said with a sad smile

How can you tell someone off with a smile on your face? Sad or not.

and I storted to cry. He tried 2 comfort me. He had his bronz hair in spikes with purple steaks in it and he had on white fondation on his sexah face. There were tears raining down from his topaz eyes. "No plese tell me y you did this." He shooted.

"I dont want to effing talk abot it ok can you just bakk the fuk off!"

She is really a great person. So loving and caring...

I was so depressed. I got up off the floor and tried 2 run out the door but Edward stopped me. "WAIT!" he whimspered. "There is some1 waiting for you out there, itz not safe." His voice got all low and hott like a male version of Amy Lee in the begining of Goin Under.

So, he sounds like a girl?

"But I really need too talk to you." I begged pleasingly. "Lissen, I cant stay in dis school anymore."

"WE CAN TALK LATER, WATCH OUT, SHEZ ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!" Suddenly I turned around and the door smashed down. It was .. ... BUFFI THE VAMPIR SLAYER! (a/n fanx for da sugestion! 666 XXX)

Buffy! Have you come to save me from this horror of a story?

"Ahahaha, dont even bother," she said meanly. "You cant escape from me Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Cullen."

But I was to angry to even c her.

Quick, Buffy! Her back is turned!

"You now what Edword, u never pay attencion to me. Why dont you just go to Emett, so you guys can screw? Becuz you obviously dont care abot me."

Isn't Emmett on tour with Mi Chemical Romans?

"NO PLEASE" he got down on his knees with dark tearz of sorrow. "Give me another chance"

"Do you remebr what I said that nite." He lookd at me all confused and sad, and Buffie started 2 take out her sword.

I didn't know Buffy had a sword.

"I SED ONE MORE CHANCE AND I MEANT IT NOW YOU CAN JUST GET THE FUKK OUT OF MI LIFE BECAUSE YOU ONLY HURT ME."

I took off da pentargram he had gotten me nd just before I was about to throw it out the window he ran over and hugged me and startd 2 sing "Cruxifiction in Space" by Marlin Manson. Dat song was so touching and I had to forgiv him.

He had sex with your sister, you horny simpleton!

"Excus me were were we?" laughed Buffie da Vampir Slayer looking at us. "Look if u dont get out of here, i am gong to post dese pictures of u screwing Angell on the internet!" I shooted.

I would guess they are probably on the internet already...

She got scared becaus she didnt want 2 end up like that prep Pares Hilton.

Really, Buffy? Really?

A lot of other stuff happened

Intercourse?

nd then Edword went home, we were still marred. But I didnt get 2 talk 2 him abot transferring. I went home n listened to Panic At Da Disko

Because listenig to 'Panic At Da Disko' is more important then telling your husband you'll be transferring schools.

and put on a blak nitegown nd put my hare up in a blakk skull clip. I went 2 take a bathe but when I went to da tub I saw. ... Edard!

" Oh, Edard, silly. Get out of my tub, I'm waiting for Edward."

"How did u get in here?" I asked shockly with anger. "I transported n, I have telekinisis." (a/n LIKE VOLXEMORT FROM MY IMMORTAL LOL.)

Telekinesis is the power of lifting things with your mind! If he's suddenly in your tub, he has freaking teleportion, not telekinesis! Ahh, you dumb poof!

So we took off our cloths nd you guyz can guess what we did (yea u pervs get ur mindz out of the glutter.)

You get your mind out of the gutter.

The next morning I woke up and I COULDNT BELEVE IT.

You better believe it!

"OMFG ED WAKE UP RITE NOW." I scremed. He drove over 2 my house to see what waz wrong.

She has a loud voice...

"IM PREGGANT."

Congrats, you've just reached an all new level of stupidity, Twila.

I was crying. I started 2 kut my rists over the bandages with a razor. Just then da fone rang, it was the principal saying "Twola, ur going to be late for ur first day at Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy."

What a nice principal! I wish mine was like that.

"THATZ IT THIS COULDNT BE ANY WORSE." I flew in2 my bed and kept crying nd my pillow turned red nd black with makup and blood.

That poor baby.

"YOURE GOING 2 MOUNT SAINT PREPZ ACADAMY?" EDWARD YELLED. "I WAS TRYING TO TELL U THAT LAST NIGHT YOU IDIOTIC AIDS!"

Again with the made up insults! That one doesn't even make sense!

I culdnt take it, my life was absolutely terrible and I had nofing left to live for.

Your baby? The next sale at Hot Topic?

Edword tried 2 calm down and hug me but I punched him away.

Ouch! Don't take that from her, Eddie!

"Please itll be ok." He pormised. But I didnt believe it. I just wanted 2 watch Da Ring nd overdosse with aspirin and pot. I storted to sing How Could This Happen 2 Me by smipple plan.

The song is called 'Untitled', you donkey.

Ed weeped and weeped (a/n if u dont luv sensiteve guyz den fukk off!) nd I fell asleep having nitemares abot prepz and babiez.

This girl is insane, there's no way she can know she's pregnant a day after sex. I...no, Wonder, keep going. You made it this far...

XXXXXXXXXXX END CHAPTER 5 XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

lol I BET U DINT EXPECT DAT

No, because it was stupid. Although, I honestly think I should have...

WELL U WILL HAVE 2 WATE ND C WAT HAPPENZ.

Oh, joy. I can't wait. * Pulls a blanket over my head.*