A/N: I'm sorry for the wait. I actually got a few of these chapters done, so those should be up very soon. Thank you to all of you that are reading along with me, and I hope you aren't as brain dead as I am at the moment! Enjoy, if you feel the need to...

a/n: FLAMMERZ BAK OFF.

Flamers: " Keep going!"

GOTHZ FANX 4 DA GUD REVIOWS. sorry dat i tuk so lung 2 updatt! ok i waz lissening 2 lenkin park nd i storted 2 ovrdose on pot, crak, maryajana nd koke.

And you're still alive?

and i had 2 go 2 da hoospital for a week lol.

That's so funny, really. 'Lol'.

CHAPTER 7

The next day I woke up in the morning and opened my icy topaz eyes. I was covered in blood.

Ah, you broke it! There were no spelling mistakes in those two sentences!

Der was blood all over my bed.

Never mind.

My rists had started cutting during the night while I was having nightmares.

Your wrists cut themselves? Are you sleeping with a freaking razor? Eddie, your wife is nine kinds of crazy.

I moaned smexily and got in the shower nd all da blood went down the drain all swirly nd stuff like in the movie "Pycho" (geddit lik part of mi name, btw if u dnt lik gorey moves lik dat den FUK OFF!).

I like gory movies, but you don't see me naming a character' F'riddie My Bloody Valentine Maroon.' God.

I had got sent the unform for fukking Mount Saint Preps Adacemy in the mail and I put it on suicidally.

She was juggling knifes while putting this on.

It was prep-pink with purple plaid and the skirt was realli long. I got a knife and cut the skirt and made it really short. I also got a black sharppie and made the whole thing blak.

And you didn't throw up from the smell? I've said this before, but that has to be some sort of skill.

I put a bunch of MCR pins on it and sum safety pins. I made a bunch of rips in the shirt where my bobs go

Your uncle Bob?

and you could see my lazy blak bra.

Don't you just hate lazy bras?

I put up my long strait blak hair in a messy thing with spikes all shooting out and put on red ishadow with blak glitter in it

'ishadow' almost sounds like something Apple would invent to take over the world...

When I got 2 school there were a million prepz there and I started tu cry gothically and give them the middle finger.

Viva La Revolution, Twila.

Plus I remembed that I was pregnant and I screaming and all the stupid preps got scared and ran to tell the teachers who all wore pink.

I want to punch her really hard.

But they were all crowded arond some1 and gasping with orgasm and bewildedfulness. I pushed through them giving them all dirty looks and saw who they were staring at. It waz. . ... Edword!

Edward's distant cousin?

"OMGOD

Oh My God Or Devil?

WTFRU!111 DOING HERE?" I shooted jumping into hir arms. All the teacherz got scared and ran away and kept looking at his beauty from the distance. "Bby I just couldn't keep going to that skool without you. So I transferred here. That skool is just full of prepz now."

How romantic.

He storted to sing "You Know Whot They Do 2 Guys Like Us In Pirson"

Butt sex? Ah, sorry. That was uncalled for! Sorry.

to me and I loved him. I knew that he would alwez be there for me.

"Byt he way Twi, ur not pregg." I couldn't beleive it! He told me that he had gotten me tested and I wasn't going to have a baby.

She needs to be there to be tested, Edward! Stop lying, this is serious!

"I'm so glad lol." I was crying with joy. We ditched skool and dropped out.

You would make a great role model, Twila.

We smoked drugs and alcolol outside and the prepz wished they were as cool as us. Things were getting back to the good way that they used to be and suddenly a lighting blot shot down out of the sky, and I could feel my body being thrown across the ground. Blood was pouring out of my head as I drifted into nothingness.

And everyone was turned back to normal, and this story ended.

...Yeah, but really, I think this needs to end very quickly.

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ok sorri it wuz so shortt, im still in rehab from da incidenx so i need 2 get better 2 rite more of da good stuff LOL

Yeah, you being in rehab is a laughing matter. L-O-freaking-L.

Bye.

Adios!