Ambyr had been walking up Route 1 towards Viridian City for about thirty minutes. She had battled dozens and dozens of Rattata and Pidgey with Mew! She was an amazing trainer! She should be called Ambyr, Destroyer of the Rattata! She had to be, like, the best trainer in history!
She decided to let Mew out of its pokeball for awhile.
"Mew?" it curiously uttered as it stared at Ambyr. Why the hell had she called when there was nothing to fight?
"You're absolutely adorable!" Ambyr stated with glee. "C'mon, let's continue to Viridian City! I'm going to challenge the gym leader there and win the Earth Badge!" She resumed walking.
Mew rolled its eyes and reluctantly began following her.
After a few minutes, Ambyr and Mew ran into a man who worked at the Poke Mart giving out free potions as part of a promotion.
"Hi!" she said as she took the potion. "Can I have some extra? I'm really cool and pretty, and I'm gonna be the very best like no one ever was, so I think I deserve them."
"Uh, no. It's limited to one per person. Sorry."
Ambyr was shocked! She was entitled to those potions! She stormed off and continued walking toward Viridian City.
Mew thought to itself what an idiot its trainer was.
About half an hour later, she had finally arrived in Viridian City! Now, to find the gym and win her very first badge! She was so excited! She returned Mew to its pokeball and began to look around.
After a little searching, she finally located the gym. But something weird was going on- the door was locked!
Ambyr began banging on the doors. "Hello? Is anyone there? I need to challenge the gym leader so I can beat them and get a badge!"
"Gym leader isn't around," laughed an old man standing off to the side.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Ambyr. She had to win that badge!
She walked off, absolutely devastated that she wouldn't get to knock the ever-loving crap out of the gym leader with her untrained Mew. She tried to leave the city and head into Viridian Forest, but some crazy old man who thought he owned the road chased her away, screaming something about coffee. He wouldn't even let her, the coolest, smartest, most beautiful-est person that has ever existed in the history of the world, go by.
She decided to wait it out; he would have to leave eventually. Until then, she decided to head west of the city and look for some Pokemon.
She entered the tall grass on Route 22, hoping to stir up some wild Pokemon. She found several male Nidoran, which Mew easily took care of.
"Yay! I did it! I am the best trainer ever!" she cheered.
She continued along Route 22 to see what else she could find. All of a sudden, as she exited the grass, she accidentally ran into some guy. He looked totally cute, and Ambyr just knew that he would fall madly in love with her at first sight!
"Oops! Sorry!" she sweetly apologized for bumping into him.
"Whatever," he said. "Just watch where you're going." He turned away from Ambyr.
"I'm Ambyr, by the way," she said, attempting to regain his attention. "I'm on my Pokemon journey. How about you?"
He let out an annoyed sigh and turned around. "My name's Eric. I'm a trainer too." He was tall and had brown hair and gorgeous brown eyes; this was weird, because usually guys she likes have unnatural-colored eyes and hair. Oh well!
"Oh, cool!" she merrily exclaimed. "I'm going to be the greatest trainer ever! In fact, I could probably win the league right now, but, of course, I must win all of the badges first!"
Eric acknowledged her with a grunt. He just wished this annoying freak would go away.
"We should have a battle!" happily suggested Ambyr. "I'll go easy on you, because, of course, no one can be better than me, even though I just became a trainer two hours ago!" She took Mew's pokeball off of her belt and held it up. Eric could be her rival and love interest! This was sooo cool!
Eric sighed. "Whatever. It'll be something to do while I wait around for the Viridian Gym leader to return. It's been a boring month waiting so far." He took a pokeball off of his belt.
"You're going down!" exclaimed Ambyr. "Go, Mew!" She threw Mew's pokeball, releasing it to do battle! Mew looked tired, possibly because Ambyr hasn't thought to heal it once during this story. It's also pretty low level, and after awhile, those low-level Pidgey and Rattatta can wear a starter down.
Eric threw the pokeball in his hand, releasing an orange and black dog-like creature.
"Arcanine!" it growled.
"Arcanine, use Extremespeed!" Eric commanded.
Eric's Arcanine rushed at Mew. In the blink of an eye, it hit it, knocking it out in one blow.
"Oh no!" cried Ambyr as she rushed to Mew's side. How could this happen? She was never supposed to lose!
"Your Pokemon is way too weak to compete with any of mine," said Eric disappointedly. He had hoped for a challenging struggle to alleviate his boredom. "I'd take it to the Pokemon Center if I was you." He then walked off.
Ambyr returned Mew to its pokeball, and then proceeded to the Pokemon Center, pouting the whole way. How could this be? She was never supposed to lose to anyone, especially not her rival/love interest. It must've been a fluke! Yeah, that was it! It was because Mew was so tired; that's why he won!
Her mind began to wander again. Why didn't he show any interest in her though? Obviously, his feelings for her must be so strong that he didn't know how to express them, and he was afraid to let her know he was totally in love with her. Yeah, that was it!
Ambyr entered the Pokemon Center and walked up to the counter.
"Good morning, Nurse Joy," she said. "I'd like to get my Pokemon healed." She handed over Mew's pokeball. Isn't it neat how they have this amazing medical technology and they offer it completely for free? Someone's never had an economics lesson, it would appear. Or maybe that's related to why there are almost no cars. Whatever. Back to this totally awesome story.
Nurse Joy took Mew's pokeball and put it in the healing machine thingamajig. Once the process was complete, she returned the pokeball to Ambyr. Nurse Joy then began hacking severely, and, once the fit had passed, lit a cigarette. She didn't tell her that she hoped to see her again, as Ambyr expected all Nurse Joys to do. Hmm… Oh well!
Ambyr exited the Pokemon Center and headed north; creepy coffee man was passed out on the side of the road, possibly from heavy drug use. Or his kidney had been extracted and sold. Whatever. Either way, Ambyr was back to her journey! The next stop: Viridian Forest!