Ambyr left the Pokemon Center feeling incredibly happy about how she expertly won her Boulder Badge. She could remember it so clearly… Her crushing Brock's Onix with an electric-type attack… Brock staring at how pretty she was… Mew not taking a nap… She was the greatest trainer ever!
She began skipping down the street, heading east towards Route 3, which led to Mt. Moon.
"There should be tons of super cute, cool, and beautiful Pokemon there! I mean, it's called 'Mt. Moon!' It sounds all mystical and mysterious and stuff!" Ambyr ecstatically said to herself. Surprisingly, as much as she talks to herself, no one has attempted to commit her to an insane asylum yet.
As she continued on her merry way, Ambyr heard something that sounded like shouting. She looked north and saw what appeared to be smoke! Oh noez!1!
"This looks like a job for Ambyr Superia, the world's most powerful trainer!" she exclaimed to herself, striking her super cool battle pose.
By this point, the citizens of Pewter City had been hiding in their houses because of the crazy, dirty girl who struck weird poses and ran around screaming, so no one saw her totally awesome pose.
Ambyr took off like a missile towards the smoke! It's a good thing Ambyr is super fast and an expert at parkour, even though she rarely engages in any physical activity at all and has never attempted parkour before! Isn't it great how eager to help people she is?
Ambyr, still dashing at what she believed to be the speed of sound, attempted to do a super cool flip over a park bench that was in her path, which, as a total parkour expert, she was sure she could do. Instead, she ran smack into it and fell forward, painfully smashing her gorgeous face into the sidewalk with an enormous force.
She laid on the ground for about three minutes, hoping someone totally handsome would come help her up and tell her how cool and pretty she was. When that did not happen, she sat up and wiped the blood from her nose.
She stared at the blood on her fingers for a second, then licked it off like a freak. That was sooo cool! She was just like a vampire! Sometimes, she wished a vampire would come into her room at night and bite her, that way she would be an undead vampire too! That would be awesome!
She stood up and continued running towards the source of the smoke, though, for some reason, she didn't attempt any more amazing parkour moves, which she could totally do.
After a few minutes, Ambyr found the source of the smoke- it was the Pewter City Museum! The police had surrounded it.
"Officer Jenny! What's going on?" Ambyr asked with concern. She is sooo empathic and caring! She totally doesn't want to help just because it could make her look good and heroic!
The officer she was talking to, who was a man, turned and faced Ambyr with a look of annoyance.
"Stand back kid," he said in his gruff voice, his graying mustache moving with each word. "Some members of Team Rocket are holed up in there, likely stealing artifacts."
"Oh no!" exclaimed Ambyr. "Don't worry, Officer Jenny! I'll take on those villains!" She bravely ran past the police department's barriers in order to save the day! She was obviously the only one who could handle it! The police, with their manpower, cars, guns, and Pokemon couldn't possibly stand a chance against Team Rocket!
"What part of 'stand back' don't you understand, you moron?" yelled the officer Ambyr had been mistakenly calling Jenny.
Ambyr's ego didn't allow her to hear that, and she entered the building, ready to absolutely crush Team Rocket!
"Ok, you Rockets!" she boldly yelled as she forced her way in the side door of the museum. "You're all going down!"
There were four grunts, three men and one woman, staring at her like she was an idiot as she struck her, ahem, "cool" battle pose.
"What the #$% is this?" asked one of the male grunts.
"Whatever," replied another. "Just handle it."
"I'll go get what we came for," said the female grunt as she walked into another room.
"Now," began the final grunt with a smirk, "this is no place for little boys to play."
"Um, I'm a girl," angrily stated Ambyr.
"…What? Really?" asked the grunt, confusedly looking at his comrades. They all had the same shocked expression on their faces. They had thought this annoying person was a feminine dude.
"Whatever," stated the grunt, shaking off his shock. "Regardless, we can't have anyone interfering." He grabbed a pokeball off of his belt.
Ambyr took Mew's pokeball in her hand and held it in front of her. "Puh-leeze! No one in the world can beat me! You're going down!"
"We'll see," replied the Rocket grunt with a dark smile. "Go, Zubat!"
A small, eyeless, bat-like pokemon emerged from the grunt's pokeball.
Ambyr threw her pokeball, releasing Mew.
Since Zubat was a poison type, and Mew was a psychic type, it looks like Ambyr might actually have more than a snowball's chance in hell of winning a battle. Unless, of course, her "awesomeness" and "expertise" screw it up. Let's find out- back to this a-freaking-mazing story!
"Mew! Use Mega Punch!" Ambyr ordered her incredibly rare starter pokemon.
Mew obliged, and hit the grunt's Zubat extraordinarily hard, knocking it out in one hit!
"Yay! I did it! I beat a weak pokemon with a type disadvantage against mine! I am the best trainer ever!" cheerfully exclaimed Ambyr.
"Ah, crap!" yelled the grunt through gritted teeth.
One of the other grunts walked forward and shoved him. "You idiot," he angrily scolded his associate. "I'll handle this."
He took two pokeballs off of his belt and tossed them. A large, tan-colored rat and a black dog with horns appeared. "Raticate, use Hyper Fang! Houndoom, use Crunch!" he ordered.
Since Ambyr was too picky to catch any other pokemon so far, she didn't have anything else to support Mew. The grunt's two pokemon viciously attacked Mew simultaneously, knocking it out.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Ambyr. How was she going to defeat Team Rocket and be a hero and get praised now? "Return!" She returned Mew to its pokeball.
"Now, little girl, why don't you hand over that pokeball," suggested the grunt who had just kicked Ambyr's ass.
"No!" she yelled. "Mew is my super-rare starter. I'll never give it to villains like you!"
"We're not giving you a choice," he replied. His Raticate and Houndoom began inching towards her.
Just then, a large gray Pokemon came barreling into the room at high speed, sending the grunt's Raticate flying.
"Wha-!" exclaimed the grunts.
The female grunt rushed in from the other room with a locked briefcase handcuffed to her wrist. "What was that?" she said with concern.
"Now, Rhyhorn, use Rock Blast to take out his Houndoom!" yelled a voice.
Ambyr looked over- it was Eric! He must have come to tell her that he loved her and thought she was beautiful, and that he wanted to join her on her journey! How awesome!
Eric easily defeated the Rockets with his high-level Rhyhorn.
"Crap," muttered the one pathetic Rocket Ambyr had managed to beat.
"Let's go!" yelled the female grunt. "We got what we came for! Let's rendezvous with the team from Mt. Moon and return to the base!"
The Rockets fled the museum as fast as they could. It was totally because they were afraid Ambyr would beat them again, which she had totally just done!
"Yeah, you better run away!" she yelled after them. "And don't come back!"
Eric walked out the front door of the museum. Ambyr quickly followed him.
"Thanks," said the officer in charge to Eric. "They got away, but you were able to stop them from completely ransacking the museum."
"It's a good thing I had to come here today," replied Eric. "I received something from a friend in another region I needed someone at the museum to look at."
"What about me, Eric and Officer Jenny?" Ambyr protested. "Didn't I do super great?"
Eric turned and gave her a blank stare.
"Kid, you're an idiot," the officer said to her. "You don't run past a police barricade! You hear?"
However, Ambyr, in her warped little mind, heard him say she did an amazing job!
"Aw, thanks Officer Jenny!" cheerfully exclaimed Ambyr. "It was nothing, really." Isn't it great how humble she is?
Ambyr then blew a kiss to Eric and winked at him cutely, which he ignored, before going to heal Mew at the Pokemon Center. She would stay there for the night, then head towards Mt. Moon in the morning! This adventure was so exciting!