Shaving Cream
"Hurry up Jerome I need to get in the bathroom!" Patricia shouted as her fist slammed against the bathroom door.
"Hold on Trixie I'm almost finished!"
He opened the door and she almost passed out at the sight. Jerome Clarke was standing in front of her with a towel wrapped around his waist and shaving cream on half of his face.
"Jerome you had me locked outside for a half hour so you could shave your non existent beard!"
"I have a beard!"
"Where?"
"Right under here!" He replied before rubbing the side of his face with shaving cream on her cheek. She tried not to laugh but failed miserably.
She grabbed the can of shaving cream off the bathroom sink and sprayed his entire body with it.
"Now come give me BIG hug!" He cried before enveloping her in his long arms.
They spent the rest of the day laughing and covered in shaving cream.