Wide Rule Kirio: The Really Young But Has To Be Called Old Door Thing!
Chapter 2
The Great Giggly Moogly Boggly Tree
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"Waddle, are you really leaving us? OK, we'll make sure to eat all your cake." Waddie Woo said.
"Hey wait, wasn't your name Waddie Doo before?" Kirbella questioned.
Then Mystic came, slapped Kirbella while yelling, "PLOTHOLES!" and tripped down a black hole.
"Ok. Make sure to eat the mango one too." Waddle said.
Everyone puked at the sight of Waddie Woo eating Mango Cake!
So Kirio, Kirbella, and Waddle went to the sewers, stepped on the magic pedestal, and…
SHIIIIINE!
FLAAAAAAAASH!
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!
BLING BLING!
"I hate that part. Hmmm…" Kirio muttered.
At Professor Franklyidontgivadam's house!
"AHA!" The prof said!
"Well? Where is it?" asked Kirbella.
"I DON'T KNOW!" The prof yelled.
Everybody falls down anime style, including YOU! YES YOU, DAH READER!
"Freaking idiot." Kirio said.
"Hmm…maybe…" said the prof.
"Maybe?" Waddle said.
"MAYBE IT'S IN YOUR SHOE!" The prof yelled.
"It's not there." Said Kirio.
"I'd feel it." Said Kirbella.
"I don't wear any shoes." Waddle said, being smacked by a sneaker big enough to fit Waddle, who promptly put them on.
"Now I know! It's at the Great Giggly Moogly Boggly Tree!" the prof said.
"Let's go!" Kirio said, jumping into the pipe, with Kirbella and Waddle after him.
"Wait! I was going to give you something! Oh well, more for me!" The old wizened Kirby said, holding up a bag of chips.
AT THE GREAT GIGGLY MOOGLY BOGGLY TREE!
"Where's my Game Boy Color?" yelled a small thing.
"I ate it." Said a fat small thing. THAT'S WHY HE'S FAT!
At the sewers!
"Hey look! A small…fat…and ugly trio!" said a random Twister, and then was eaten by Kirio.
"Hey look! A small…um…hm…is that…uh…oh yeah, those Puni things…there um…those…uh…lantern things, right? The fire one?" Kirio said.
"No, it's a freaking Puni from Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door!" Kirbella replied.
AND LO! AN UNCHANGED CHARACTER FROM PM: TTYD!
"Ahh bullies!" yelled the Puni! And it ran towards a crack in the wall and squeezed through! So everyone turned skinny, and went through the convenient entrance that said 'SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE GREAT GIGGLY MOOGLY BOGGLY TREE'.
"Oh no! It's the Kirby! DON'T EAT ME!" yelled the Puni.
"Don't worry, we won't eat you, we'll…uh…help you?" Kirio said.
"Did I tell you my name is Punio? MWAHA! Ok, I'll help you to get to the tree." Punio said, exploding a crack in the wall with some dynamite.
So Kirio and the crew jumped down some pipe!
We Interrupt The Extremely Long Part Of Warping In A Warp Pipe for Some Stupid Pun!
There Is no Pun. We Apologize For The Randomness But No One Really Cares About Apologizing. Hey, They're Done Warping, Back To The Show.
"Er… ANYWAY…" Kirio muttered.
SOMEWHERE ELSE! Well, actually just right next to them.
"Quickly! We must…FIND KIRIO AND KILL HIM!" A weird ghost thing yelled. "Vivian! TAKE OUT THE PICTURE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
A cuter ghost thingy flashed a necklace! "NECKLACE! But Beldam, you had it first!"
A fat ghost thing's reply was short and sweet: "GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH."
"Wow Marylyn! That was short and sweet!" Beldam said.
"Yup." Vivian said.
"VIVIAN! THAT WAS VERY LONG AND POINTLESS! PUNISH!" Beldam yelled, taking the necklace.
"Wah?" Vivian said, crying.
"Weirdoes." Kirio said, walking past them.
"Maybe if we close our eyes, they won't be there anymore." Waddle said stupidly.
So they got to the Great Giggly Moogly Boggly Tree, and…
"Hey! This door!" Punio said, ramming the door.
"OH YEAH! THE SECRET ENTRANCE!" Punio said and climbed up the tree.
"Yeah. Um, can we speed this up? I need to save Peach…" Kirio muttered!
10 hours later…
"Alright…wait…OH NO. IT'S BLOCKED BY AN INVISIBLE THINGY! IT COULD'VE BEEN A NORMAL THINGY BUT NOOOO, IT HAD TO BE INVISIBLE! DARN!" Punio yelled!
10 more hours of jumping off a tree later…
"We need the help of the Madam Flurrie, the Purple Kirby!" Punio declared!
"GOD! IS EVERY FREAKING PARTNER WE GET GOING TO BE A KIRBY!'?" Kirio cried.
"Lemme check my new and improved 'Tattle Book of Doom'! Hm… It says…No." Kirbella said back.
"I'm a Waddle Dee." Waddle said also!
"WHAT THE CRAP? I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Kirio yelled.
At Madam Flurrie's House! Yay, the purpleness.
"Yes! I am pretty!" A high pitched voice yelled.
So the trio and an unchanged character from Paper Mario: TTYD wandered the forest! Many Clefts were killed, many Clouds were turned into ashes because of a beam from a CERTAIN WADDLE DEE, and many Piders were put into the 'Time Out' corner because of a CERTAIN KIRBY. HMMM. I WONDER WHO IT IS. So, now they wandered near the entrance, and…
"See Beldam? You had it the whole time! NECKLACE PLEASE!" Vivian said, holding out her hands.
"GUH." Marylyn said, high-fiving Vivian's outstretched hands.
"Shut up Vivian! You will be punished when we get back!" Beldam said, putting the necklace down.
"Yoink!" said the Kirby who stole Christmas, I mean Necklace.
"Yay, she yoinked the necklace!" Yelled Waddle, earning a nice kick in the head!
"Hey, why'd you steal the Necklace, Kirbella?" Asked Kirio!
"It's pretty. And it's cool! AND, it adds Plus One to gray monsters!" Kirbella said proudly.
"Where does it say that?" asked Punio.
"Says so right here on it's Item Description!" Kirbella answered, holding out the dotted piece of paper.
AND LO! The enemies were pwned like never before! Kirio, Waddle, and Punio just laid there, sipping Lemonade, while Kirbella pwned all the gray enemies to submission! YES, EVEN THE BALD ROCKYS! AND IF YOUR WEARING ANYTHING GRAY, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! Eventually, Kirbella pwned her way to Madam Flurrie's house, with the rest of the group following! So, Punio went in, of course!
"She's usually here. Where is she?" Punio said out loud!
"I dunno. TRICK OR FREAKIN TREAT, FOO!" Kirio yelled.
(Insert cricket sound.)
"Uh, I'll go in." Said Kirbella! So she went in, and put the necklace near the door and waited like never before!
Kirio, Waddle, and Punio came in, just as Madam Flurrie came out!
"My necklace!" said Flurrie, taking the necklace! "Thank you for finding it!"
Then, after Punio convinced Flurrie to come with them…
VAREEEYAH!
Name: Flurrie
Gender: Female
Species: Kirby
Flurrie is a bad ass purple Kirby! She blows stuff away with her blow attack! And she slaps people to make them cry! She can really 'blow' people away!
So, they return to the GGMB Tree, and Flurrie blows the INVISIBLE thing away! Then Punio went in and opened the mechanical door!
"Hey! I brought ANOTHER powerful ally!" yelled Punio to 101 Punis AND Mario!
"Holy crap! It's Mario! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WITH UN-CHANGED CHARACTERS FROM PAPER MARIO!" Waddle screamed!
So the 101 Punis, Kirio, Mario, and everyone else pwned their way through the tree! Making their way down to the Crystal Star!
"Aha! The Emerald Star!" said Kirio as he saw it!
"YOINK." Said the fat Lord Crump taking the Star! "Ha! Now I shall blow this dump up!" Then he pressed a button and it showed 1 second!
"Er…"
KA-BLAMO!
The tree exploded! Well actually, Lord Crump exploded.
"Ow. Fear the power of Manus von Grapple!" said Lord Crump and pressed another button!
Battle Start! The robot is pink!
"I have rockets but I'll let you go first!" Lord Crump said!
Kirio kicked Lord Crump! 30 damage!
"What the hell? OOPS!" Lord Crump yelled, seeing as he put his defense on -30!
Mario used Hammer! Lord Crump took 2 damage!
Goombella used Headbonk! 2 damage!
Kirbella used Headbonk! 2 damage!
Koops used Shell! 2 damage!
Waddle used Beam! 2 damage
"This is so not fair!" Lord Crump wailed!
Flurrie used Inhale! 2 damage!
Flurrie used Blow! 2 damage!
Lord Crump was defeated!
Battle End! Woah, team combo!
"You have not seen the last of me!" Lord Crump said, running away!
Kirio grabbed the Emerald Star!
Mario grabbed it also!
BANANANANA WAAAH! DAH DAH DAH DAH LAH PAH, PAH NAH LAH!
And so, Kirio, Mario, and all the partners and Punis defeated Lord Crump! After both Mario and Kirio got the Emerald Star, they learned a new attack- TIME OUT! What lies ahead for our bit- er, bastar- um, heroes?
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Meanwhile, with Peach…
Peach is sleeping!
Meanwhile with Bowser…
"Aha! I the new and improved Bowser have reached Petalburg!" said a penguin in royal clothes!
"The princess!" Kammy pointed!
"That's a poster."
"Aww…"
Enjoyed today's chapter? Hopefully. Working on a Halloween special!