Pudding
"Jerome Jason Clarke! What is that in your hand!" Patricia screamed at her boyfriend.
"Um pudding?" He replied his mouth full of pudding.
"And what does the side of that pudding cup say?"
"Property of Patricia...Williamson." He replied slowly as he realized his mistake.
"Yes my property now fork it over."
He slowly handed her the pudding cup. She accepted it and his spoon, kissed him lightly on the lips, and sat down on his lap.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"Sharing my pudding." She said handing him a second spoon.